1. “Accidentally” call him a girl in public.
2. Ask him if he is a transvestite.
3. Every time he goes on stage yell “Bill you’ve impregnated me!!” and run.
4. Ask him if he could ever have a baby.
5. Pretend you can’t remember his name, and call him Tom-with-makeup all day.
6. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’
7. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks...
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