You know those call centers phoning you to make surveys or selling stuff to you, you don't need? Well, here's one I got today.
The phone rings, I pick up:
*great noise in the background*
Woman: HI I'M FROM WHATEVA AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT? AND IS *name of my dad* AT HOME?!
Me: uuhm... uh..no, my dad's not here
Woman: WHEN DOES HE COME?!!
Me: uhm.. um... today evening o3o
Woman: TOD-TODAY EVENING? ("OMG?!" ?) WHEN?!
Me: uhmm... uh... o.o ... at... 7?
Woman: AT 7?! OK OK I KNOW NOW! I KNOW NOW.... I WILL TRY AGAIN OK?!
Me: uhm.. uh, ok?
WOMAN: SEVEN; RIGHT?! OK I KNOW NOW!!!!
Me: *thinks* I see
Woman: OK I'LL TRY AGAIN AT 7 TODAY EVENING! I KNOW NOW! BYEEE!
Me: bye. .-.
Woman: *hangs up*
Me: *stars at the phone* ............................................. WHAT?!
The phone rings, I pick up:
*great noise in the background*
Woman: HI I'M FROM WHATEVA AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT? AND IS *name of my dad* AT HOME?!
Me: uuhm... uh..no, my dad's not here
Woman: WHEN DOES HE COME?!!
Me: uhm.. um... today evening o3o
Woman: TOD-TODAY EVENING? ("OMG?!" ?) WHEN?!
Me: uhmm... uh... o.o ... at... 7?
Woman: AT 7?! OK OK I KNOW NOW! I KNOW NOW.... I WILL TRY AGAIN OK?!
Me: uhm.. uh, ok?
WOMAN: SEVEN; RIGHT?! OK I KNOW NOW!!!!
Me: *thinks* I see
Woman: OK I'LL TRY AGAIN AT 7 TODAY EVENING! I KNOW NOW! BYEEE!
Me: bye. .-.
Woman: *hangs up*
Me: *stars at the phone* ............................................. WHAT?!