"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Suck my balls, you damn potato eater."
-Romano (Southern Italy), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"By any chance, do you serve pasta?"
"No, we don't."
-Chibitalia and Mr. Austria, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"It seem simple enough. China take all. You can go home now."
-China, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You are an ass!"
-Austria (to France), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Unhand me, you fobbish twit!"
-Britain, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."
-Russia,...
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