You know you’re a Buffy fan when…
You can sing all the songs from “Once More with Feeling” from memory…and if you can’t you stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
You can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your friends look at you like you’ve grown a third eye.
You spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
You stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
You spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
You decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
You go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have said _______” “Spike would have…”
When you say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your friends and family start saying it.
You think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult you can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a fruit punch mouth”
You re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy or Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when you think someone is off their rocker
When you have an awful day and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy you start on a 2hr speech that you know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
Or when you say it and you try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would you save if your house was on fire and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the top of your list
The music you have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons you into watching Prison Break and you say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange fish monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
You use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” you say “Duck”
When you see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) you say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
You name a pet Willow, Oz, or something along those lines
When walking through a store you see some “interesting” clothing or jewelry and think “that’s something Willow or Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie you keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the library researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so you start humming it…and all of a sudden you realize that you are singing it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so you make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
You can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact you want more…so you post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the comment box :)