"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."

"I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die."

"It's my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair. I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus"

"My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! You don't even know what I was writing about!'Hunk'can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are'penetrating', I meant to write'bulging'. And'A'doesn't even stand for'Angel'for that matter, it stands for...'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..."

"Oh come on! Stake through the heart. A little sunlight. It's like falling off a log"

"This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content."

"Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"

"Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"

"Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes"

"I'm not just some crazy person. I'm the Slayer"

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

"You have fruit punch mouth"

"Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty."