Xander season 1
"Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it"
"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
"Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The more I scare you, the better you smell."
"You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker"
"You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"
"I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."
"I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"
"Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face."