How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With love and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons"
Why do my balls smell like ham?
"The BETTER question is, why were you smelling it in the first place?"
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
"It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
How can I test if my son is gay?
"You show him the Twilight Saga"
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
"And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. You really ARE stupid!"