Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
Salem: Hey Ty? Who you think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set by our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. You heard that?
Salem: Yeah you're welcome you freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
Elliot: You think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask you something? Did YOU have to live the rest of your life with your best friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So you can take your god damn report and shove it up your ass... And let me tell you something else.. You did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that YOU created... So you live with that!
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how you like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few SECONDS were no one's trying to kill us.
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
Rios: I can't believe you want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, you WISH you had moves like that.
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
Salem: Sense when are you such a god damn boy scot!?
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
Salem: (to Rios) you oh me a soda.
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens