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This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted by young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.

Packie: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

Dash: (again the only one to laugh).

Packie: See. the Dash gets me.

Kate: Whatever... I am quite sure you and mister Niko here will have fun on your 'play date'.

Maureen: [from another room] Kate!

Kate: Coming, Ma... you boys place nice, now...

Packie:: (sarcastically) For sure.

Maureen: Kate!

Kate: Okay! [Kate leaves].

Packie waited till she was gone before saying "Oh, were gonna play it REAL nice.. (starts taking out guns) They're clean as a fuckin' whistle... One previous owner... safely driven... ready for action".

"By the way Niko.. You remember Dash right?" Jackie asked.

"Sure.. Good to see you again" Niko replied.

"She's a good ally.. Likes a good fight.. And doesn't take shit from NO-ONE... Come to think of it.. She reminds me of myself" Packie replied.

"Oh stop" Dash said playfully.

"The other one, he's the man.. Saint Michael we call him.. He's had my back for years" Packie replied.

"Hey" Niko and Michael both said to each other.

"By the way.. Did you bring a shotgun?" Dash asked Packie.

"Wait here.. You sure have a fondness for shotguns don't you?" Packie said, chuckling a bit as he was handing her a combat shotgun.

"What can I say.. There pretty badass" Dash joked.

"What's with the firearm's?" Niko asked.

"What?.. Oh, right... Well. (clears throat) We got an opportunity, me boy" Packie told Niko, while examining his AK47.

"Yep.. Fortune faviors the brave" Michael said, grabbing an Carbine rifle.

"Gotta make hey while the sunshines" Dash added, as she was tying a red bandana headband on her head. Witch is a bit odd considering her long jeans and t-shirt are both navy blue.

"So you down boy?.. Or you out?" Packie asked, in a fairly serious type of tone.

"In for what?" Niko asked in a serious tone of voice.

"Down for robbing a thief" Michael replied

Like Robin Hood" added Dash, as she finished with her headband.

"Excatly.. Robin-fuckin-hood" Packie said, as all three laughed,

"Who are we gonna rob?" Niko asked.

"The fuckin Mafia boy!" Packie replied.

"Is the money? What's the risk?" Niko asked.

"Well, the risk is... we all die a very slow and painful deathb. (he Michael and Dash chuckle to themselves)... And the money is good, very good indeed" Packie told him.

"So you in big guy.. Or we gonna have to kill you?" Michael said sternly.

"Well.. When you put it that way... I'm in" Niko replied.

"Good lad" Packie replied.

"Alright, alight.. Let's do this!" Michael said, as they all started leaving.

Though Dash stayed for a moment and took a large drink out of a small whiskey bottle she was keeping hidden in her bag.

"Hey.. Wait up!" Dash said, putting away the bottle and running to catch up.

ON THE ROAD:

Niko: A Mafia controlled waste management plant?

Packie: You fuckin' guessed it. It's an Ancelotti operation. Ray tipped us off about a big payoff they just got. A fat cash payoff.

Michael: Ancelottis, eh? I can't tell none of those mob families apart. Ancelottis, Gambinos, Pecorinos.

Packie: It's the fucking "Pegorinos", man. We're workin' for them... "Pecorino's" a type a cheese... "Pegorino's" is a bunch of guido gangsters outta Alderney.

Niko: They're all Mafia though?

Packie: Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.

Dash: Oh god. Not THIS crap again... I heard this speech a million times.. "The McReary's ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge".

Packie: It's fucking true!. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he, little lady?... (to Niko) You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?

Dash: (sarcastically) It's called that because people found the McReary's stories so damn boring. Listening to them was like being IN Purgatory!

Packie: Fuck you, girl, I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.

Niko: (changing the topic) I hear that Francis McReary is your brother?

Packie: Fucking Frankie, my brother... He may have a badge, but I tell you for a fact he's as crooked as the rest of us McRearys. More so. At least we ain't fucking hypocrites. Kate's the only decent one.

Niko: I can believe that.

Packie: You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.

Dash: ANOTHER fuckin story!?

Packie: SHUT UP DASH!... So, Niko, when Francis and Gerald was growing up, Frankie becomes an altar boy. He swears to this day that he wanted to serve the Lord. Gerry knows the truth though. He only put on that cassock so he could pocket the change in the collection plate. Fact. That's Francis down to a fucking T. I don't even know if he realizes what a crook he is.

Niko: That sounds like the Francis McReary 'I' met.

Packie: I bet. Model community leader, my ass.

Michael: You're just worried he'll start clamping down on you, ain't ya Packie?

Packie: I'd like to see him try it. Not gonna happen with the things Gerry knows.
posted by Canada24
"Alright Mrs Lucia.. You got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash said sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told you to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely said to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill you and take the money anyway" Packie...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a rifle up on the roof of the place next door. You need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If you and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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posted by Canada24
CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to Rainbow Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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added by Canada24
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms street spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced by his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored by how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using quotes from other movies (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on more then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as said for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 or 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing you can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should you be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now you must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends.

So she walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction or performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.

Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the Rainbow department...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful day in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going...
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posted by Canada24
Sense we all love movies, and I was given the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique list for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his more serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic photo of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* Pink Flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, by Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead by Pip)

Pip
Pip


After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
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#1: HOW DID LANDON RICKETS GET JOHN'S NAME:
In the mission where Landon gives you 3rd dead eye. John never told Landon his name.
So how did he know it during the next mission?


#2: DOSE ANYONE MAKE JOHN MARSTON FAMISH FOR "BAD" REASONS:
I think about it.
But it's just something about John, that makes it (mentally) impossible for me to go around killing and robbing the innocent people for no actual reason.
Instead I'm always saving strangers, and doing night watches, not even killing on night watches, just hogtying them.
I wonder what would happen if you make him famish for the "wrong" reasons. But...
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#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I love this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..


#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..


#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a random character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...
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#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his puppy being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" or "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him by giving him some anime to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo



I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
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