This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.
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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.
"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.
Niko enters the room, and is spotted by young Kate.
Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko: Hey, Kate.
Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!
Dash: (only one to laugh).
Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!
Dash: (again the only one to laugh).
Packie: See. the Dash gets me.
Kate: Whatever... I am quite sure you and mister Niko here will have fun on your 'play date'.
Maureen: [from another room] Kate!
Kate: Coming, Ma... you boys place nice, now...
Packie:: (sarcastically) For sure.
Maureen: Kate!
Kate: Okay! [Kate leaves].
Packie waited till she was gone before saying "Oh, were gonna play it REAL nice.. (starts taking out guns) They're clean as a fuckin' whistle... One previous owner... safely driven... ready for action".
"By the way Niko.. You remember Dash right?" Jackie asked.
"Sure.. Good to see you again" Niko replied.
"She's a good ally.. Likes a good fight.. And doesn't take shit from NO-ONE... Come to think of it.. She reminds me of myself" Packie replied.
"Oh stop" Dash said playfully.
"The other one, he's the man.. Saint Michael we call him.. He's had my back for years" Packie replied.
"Hey" Niko and Michael both said to each other.
"By the way.. Did you bring a shotgun?" Dash asked Packie.
"Wait here.. You sure have a fondness for shotguns don't you?" Packie said, chuckling a bit as he was handing her a combat shotgun.
"What can I say.. There pretty badass" Dash joked.
"What's with the firearm's?" Niko asked.
"What?.. Oh, right... Well. (clears throat) We got an opportunity, me boy" Packie told Niko, while examining his AK47.
"Yep.. Fortune faviors the brave" Michael said, grabbing an Carbine rifle.
"Gotta make hey while the sunshines" Dash added, as she was tying a red bandana headband on her head. Witch is a bit odd considering her long jeans and t-shirt are both navy blue.
"So you down boy?.. Or you out?" Packie asked, in a fairly serious type of tone.
"In for what?" Niko asked in a serious tone of voice.
"Down for robbing a thief" Michael replied
Like Robin Hood" added Dash, as she finished with her headband.
"Excatly.. Robin-fuckin-hood" Packie said, as all three laughed,
"Who are we gonna rob?" Niko asked.
"The fuckin Mafia boy!" Packie replied.
"Is the money? What's the risk?" Niko asked.
"Well, the risk is... we all die a very slow and painful deathb. (he Michael and Dash chuckle to themselves)... And the money is good, very good indeed" Packie told him.
"So you in big guy.. Or we gonna have to kill you?" Michael said sternly.
"Well.. When you put it that way... I'm in" Niko replied.
"Good lad" Packie replied.
"Alright, alight.. Let's do this!" Michael said, as they all started leaving.
Though Dash stayed for a moment and took a large drink out of a small whiskey bottle she was keeping hidden in her bag.
"Hey.. Wait up!" Dash said, putting away the bottle and running to catch up.
ON THE ROAD:
Niko: A Mafia controlled waste management plant?
Packie: You fuckin' guessed it. It's an Ancelotti operation. Ray tipped us off about a big payoff they just got. A fat cash payoff.
Michael: Ancelottis, eh? I can't tell none of those mob families apart. Ancelottis, Gambinos, Pecorinos.
Packie: It's the fucking "Pegorinos", man. We're workin' for them... "Pecorino's" a type a cheese... "Pegorino's" is a bunch of guido gangsters outta Alderney.
Niko: They're all Mafia though?
Packie: Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.
Dash: Oh god. Not THIS crap again... I heard this speech a million times.. "The McReary's ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge".
Packie: It's fucking true!. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he, little lady?... (to Niko) You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?
Dash: (sarcastically) It's called that because people found the McReary's stories so damn boring. Listening to them was like being IN Purgatory!
Packie: Fuck you, girl, I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.
Niko: (changing the topic) I hear that Francis McReary is your brother?
Packie: Fucking Frankie, my brother... He may have a badge, but I tell you for a fact he's as crooked as the rest of us McRearys. More so. At least we ain't fucking hypocrites. Kate's the only decent one.
Niko: I can believe that.
Packie: You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.
Dash: ANOTHER fuckin story!?
Packie: SHUT UP DASH!... So, Niko, when Francis and Gerald was growing up, Frankie becomes an altar boy. He swears to this day that he wanted to serve the Lord. Gerry knows the truth though. He only put on that cassock so he could pocket the change in the collection plate. Fact. That's Francis down to a fucking T. I don't even know if he realizes what a crook he is.
Niko: That sounds like the Francis McReary 'I' met.
Packie: I bet. Model community leader, my ass.
Michael: You're just worried he'll start clamping down on you, ain't ya Packie?
Packie: I'd like to see him try it. Not gonna happen with the things Gerry knows.
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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.
"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.
Niko enters the room, and is spotted by young Kate.
Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko: Hey, Kate.
Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!
Dash: (only one to laugh).
Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!
Dash: (again the only one to laugh).
Packie: See. the Dash gets me.
Kate: Whatever... I am quite sure you and mister Niko here will have fun on your 'play date'.
Maureen: [from another room] Kate!
Kate: Coming, Ma... you boys place nice, now...
Packie:: (sarcastically) For sure.
Maureen: Kate!
Kate: Okay! [Kate leaves].
Packie waited till she was gone before saying "Oh, were gonna play it REAL nice.. (starts taking out guns) They're clean as a fuckin' whistle... One previous owner... safely driven... ready for action".
"By the way Niko.. You remember Dash right?" Jackie asked.
"Sure.. Good to see you again" Niko replied.
"She's a good ally.. Likes a good fight.. And doesn't take shit from NO-ONE... Come to think of it.. She reminds me of myself" Packie replied.
"Oh stop" Dash said playfully.
"The other one, he's the man.. Saint Michael we call him.. He's had my back for years" Packie replied.
"Hey" Niko and Michael both said to each other.
"By the way.. Did you bring a shotgun?" Dash asked Packie.
"Wait here.. You sure have a fondness for shotguns don't you?" Packie said, chuckling a bit as he was handing her a combat shotgun.
"What can I say.. There pretty badass" Dash joked.
"What's with the firearm's?" Niko asked.
"What?.. Oh, right... Well. (clears throat) We got an opportunity, me boy" Packie told Niko, while examining his AK47.
"Yep.. Fortune faviors the brave" Michael said, grabbing an Carbine rifle.
"Gotta make hey while the sunshines" Dash added, as she was tying a red bandana headband on her head. Witch is a bit odd considering her long jeans and t-shirt are both navy blue.
"So you down boy?.. Or you out?" Packie asked, in a fairly serious type of tone.
"In for what?" Niko asked in a serious tone of voice.
"Down for robbing a thief" Michael replied
Like Robin Hood" added Dash, as she finished with her headband.
"Excatly.. Robin-fuckin-hood" Packie said, as all three laughed,
"Who are we gonna rob?" Niko asked.
"The fuckin Mafia boy!" Packie replied.
"Is the money? What's the risk?" Niko asked.
"Well, the risk is... we all die a very slow and painful deathb. (he Michael and Dash chuckle to themselves)... And the money is good, very good indeed" Packie told him.
"So you in big guy.. Or we gonna have to kill you?" Michael said sternly.
"Well.. When you put it that way... I'm in" Niko replied.
"Good lad" Packie replied.
"Alright, alight.. Let's do this!" Michael said, as they all started leaving.
Though Dash stayed for a moment and took a large drink out of a small whiskey bottle she was keeping hidden in her bag.
"Hey.. Wait up!" Dash said, putting away the bottle and running to catch up.
ON THE ROAD:
Niko: A Mafia controlled waste management plant?
Packie: You fuckin' guessed it. It's an Ancelotti operation. Ray tipped us off about a big payoff they just got. A fat cash payoff.
Michael: Ancelottis, eh? I can't tell none of those mob families apart. Ancelottis, Gambinos, Pecorinos.
Packie: It's the fucking "Pegorinos", man. We're workin' for them... "Pecorino's" a type a cheese... "Pegorino's" is a bunch of guido gangsters outta Alderney.
Niko: They're all Mafia though?
Packie: Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.
Dash: Oh god. Not THIS crap again... I heard this speech a million times.. "The McReary's ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge".
Packie: It's fucking true!. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he, little lady?... (to Niko) You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?
Dash: (sarcastically) It's called that because people found the McReary's stories so damn boring. Listening to them was like being IN Purgatory!
Packie: Fuck you, girl, I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.
Niko: (changing the topic) I hear that Francis McReary is your brother?
Packie: Fucking Frankie, my brother... He may have a badge, but I tell you for a fact he's as crooked as the rest of us McRearys. More so. At least we ain't fucking hypocrites. Kate's the only decent one.
Niko: I can believe that.
Packie: You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.
Dash: ANOTHER fuckin story!?
Packie: SHUT UP DASH!... So, Niko, when Francis and Gerald was growing up, Frankie becomes an altar boy. He swears to this day that he wanted to serve the Lord. Gerry knows the truth though. He only put on that cassock so he could pocket the change in the collection plate. Fact. That's Francis down to a fucking T. I don't even know if he realizes what a crook he is.
Niko: That sounds like the Francis McReary 'I' met.
Packie: I bet. Model community leader, my ass.
Michael: You're just worried he'll start clamping down on you, ain't ya Packie?
Packie: I'd like to see him try it. Not gonna happen with the things Gerry knows.
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. More for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Anyone have that game where you love it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on random street rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the next one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person by protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. You can't go on random street rampages.
But I actually love this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
You get less tired of them, cause you never know when the next one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person by protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
