PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, or we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after you repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, you find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.. And of coarse, he trusts you, the kid he "just" met, to fix it all.. And of coarse.. PuttPutt is thrilled about it!
PuttPutt: (new voice) Wasn't that a great party Pep?
PBG: Boy, PuttPutt's voice sure is getting deeper.. Hold on.. Let's pretend he was about 10 years old the first one, witch came out in 1992.. And this one in 2003, witch makes him about... 21 years old?.. And he still just walks around town, getting hand outs from people?.. Get a JOB Putt-Putt!
PBG: (realizing the answers to 3 math questions the ants are asking, all equal to 6) I knew it! Their demon ants! GET OUT!!
"This message is brought to you by, PeanutButterGamer.. Don't litter.. Or he'll kill you."
PBG: Why are there so many bees!?.. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEES!?
PBG: You did it, Zigzam! I'm so proud of you! You killed your first Pokemon!
Random guy: (insults PBG for no appearent reason)
PBG: (kills him for no reason) TAKE IT BACK!!