Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where you move shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, you just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as you might think).
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, you know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light bulb mysteriously breaking as Carrie reaches the height of her panic.
Home isn't much better.
Carrie is regularly abused by her fanatically religious mother, Margaret (who's just fucking "nuts", that's all) who rants about menstruation being the result of sinful thoughts. You know, like ALL periods I guess.
Carrie is locked in a small closet and forced to pray for forgiveness by "mother of the year" Maragaret.
When she is finally allowed to return to her room, Carrie gazes into her reflection, causing the mirror to shatter.
Carrie’s classmate Sue (Amy Irving) feels guilty, so she arranges for her boyfriend, handsome and popular Tommy (William Katt), to ask Carrie to the prom. Reluctant at first, Carrie accepts after encouragement from Miss Collins. Another classmate, Chris (only there too be a fucking bitch, not other character traits), skips her detention for bullying Carrie, so she is banned from the prom.
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, you know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
Having researched her telekinesis, Carrie asserts her power and stands up to her mother.
Margaret responds by accusing Carrie of being a satanic witch..
Margaret, I swear, you give christians a bad name.
At the prom, Carrie finds acceptance among her peers and shares a kiss with Tommy. Chris' bubbly best friend Norma (P.J. Soles) rigs the election and Carrie is crowned Prom Queen.
Carrie’s joy is cut short by the famish scene, the one spoofed in shit like Pony Mov.
Chris pulls a rope to dump the pigs' blood on her. Chris and Billy escape through a back door, while the bucket falls on Tommy's head, knocking him unconscious.
The blood-soaked Carrie hallucinates that everyone in the gymnasium is laughing at her and soon, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.
Locking everyone in the gym, guilty and innocent alike.
A high-pressure water hose assaults many people, several are crushed, the principal is electrocuted, and Miss Collins is crushed to death.
As the gym catches fire, Carrie calmly walks out and locks the remaining students inside. Chris and Billy attempt to run over Carrie as she walks home, but Carrie causes their car to flip and explode, killing Chris (not that anyone was probably sad).
At home Carrie is comforted by her mother, yeah, ACTUALLY comforted.
But shit gets real when Margaret reveals her guilt about giving birth to Carrie, a product of marital rape. As they pray together, Margaret (like most mothers would) stabs her daughter in the back and pursues her through the house. Defending herself, Carrie causes kitchen utensils to fly through the air and crucify Margaret. Distraught over her mother's death, Carrie loses control of her powers as the house crumbles and burns down around her.
Sometime after Carrie’s death, Sue, the sole survivor of the prom massacre, dreams of laying flowers on the charred remains of Carrie's home. As a bloody arm reaches from the rubble and grabs her, Sue wakes up screaming.
Guess there this wasn't much of an review.
But still.. This movie is so.. Well.. Frankly a bit uncomfortable.. So guess that means it's scary..
So.. Yeah.. It's good..
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, you know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light bulb mysteriously breaking as Carrie reaches the height of her panic.
Home isn't much better.
Carrie is regularly abused by her fanatically religious mother, Margaret (who's just fucking "nuts", that's all) who rants about menstruation being the result of sinful thoughts. You know, like ALL periods I guess.
Carrie is locked in a small closet and forced to pray for forgiveness by "mother of the year" Maragaret.
When she is finally allowed to return to her room, Carrie gazes into her reflection, causing the mirror to shatter.
Carrie’s classmate Sue (Amy Irving) feels guilty, so she arranges for her boyfriend, handsome and popular Tommy (William Katt), to ask Carrie to the prom. Reluctant at first, Carrie accepts after encouragement from Miss Collins. Another classmate, Chris (only there too be a fucking bitch, not other character traits), skips her detention for bullying Carrie, so she is banned from the prom.
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, you know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
Having researched her telekinesis, Carrie asserts her power and stands up to her mother.
Margaret responds by accusing Carrie of being a satanic witch..
Margaret, I swear, you give christians a bad name.
At the prom, Carrie finds acceptance among her peers and shares a kiss with Tommy. Chris' bubbly best friend Norma (P.J. Soles) rigs the election and Carrie is crowned Prom Queen.
Carrie’s joy is cut short by the famish scene, the one spoofed in shit like Pony Mov.
Chris pulls a rope to dump the pigs' blood on her. Chris and Billy escape through a back door, while the bucket falls on Tommy's head, knocking him unconscious.
The blood-soaked Carrie hallucinates that everyone in the gymnasium is laughing at her and soon, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.
Locking everyone in the gym, guilty and innocent alike.
A high-pressure water hose assaults many people, several are crushed, the principal is electrocuted, and Miss Collins is crushed to death.
As the gym catches fire, Carrie calmly walks out and locks the remaining students inside. Chris and Billy attempt to run over Carrie as she walks home, but Carrie causes their car to flip and explode, killing Chris (not that anyone was probably sad).
At home Carrie is comforted by her mother, yeah, ACTUALLY comforted.
But shit gets real when Margaret reveals her guilt about giving birth to Carrie, a product of marital rape. As they pray together, Margaret (like most mothers would) stabs her daughter in the back and pursues her through the house. Defending herself, Carrie causes kitchen utensils to fly through the air and crucify Margaret. Distraught over her mother's death, Carrie loses control of her powers as the house crumbles and burns down around her.
Sometime after Carrie’s death, Sue, the sole survivor of the prom massacre, dreams of laying flowers on the charred remains of Carrie's home. As a bloody arm reaches from the rubble and grabs her, Sue wakes up screaming.
Guess there this wasn't much of an review.
But still.. This movie is so.. Well.. Frankly a bit uncomfortable.. So guess that means it's scary..
So.. Yeah.. It's good..
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This show is starting to give me that "numb feelings" you get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This show seems more subtle, and smarter..
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This show is starting to give me that "numb feelings" you get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This show seems more subtle, and smarter..
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most POPULAR story.
And not even my best work. It's just me showing off my love of Spike at the time, and showing SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most POPULAR story.
And not even my best work. It's just me showing off my love of Spike at the time, and showing SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
#1:
"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done more girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done more girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
Farcry 3 should be a movie.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..