Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.
The Storm - 2015
Theme song: link
Ten miles from Ponyville, by the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09
It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.
Saten Twist: There we go. *Turns on TV, and has it set to the news*
News Pony: Today is February the 3rd. Our weather forecast for the week shows today, and tomorrow with nothing, but grey skies. Thankfully, nothing will happen, but on Friday, the 6th, we are expecting at least two feet of snow.
Saten Twist: Typical February.
Joe: *Walks into the restaurant* Good morning Mr. Twist.
Saten Twist: Mornin' Joe.
Joe: How's everything doing?
Saten Twist: Good. What can I get you?
Joe: I'd like a piece of french toast with bacon.
Saten Twist: That may take a while to prepare.
Joe: Well I have ninety minutes until my shift starts.
Saten Twist: You have to go into Trenton.
Joe: It's not that far, only forty minutes. Can you just get me my toast, and bacon?
Saten Twist: Coming right up. So where are you going today?
Joe: Today I have to drive my big rig into Manehattan with a load of steel.
Saten Twist: That's all everypony cares about in Manehattan. Steel, steel. We need more skyscrapers.
Joe: Yeah, right? *Checks watch* I don't know why I got up so early.
Saten Twist: Yeah, well your breakfast will be ready soon. One more question, where do you get all of your loads from?
Joe: A railway yard. Why?
Saten Twist: Just curious.
Across the street from the restaurant lived a family of three. Aurora, and Barry had a daughter named Lexi. She was a brat, and always liked to disobey her parents.
Lexi: *Listening to music with headphones while reading a magazine*
Aurora: *Knocks on door* Lexi, open the door, and get ready for school.
Lexi: *Takes off headphones* Shut up mom, I'm busy!
Barry: *Arrives* Everything okay?
Aurora: Lexi refuses to come out of her room.
Barry: Let me deal with it. *Opens door*
Lexi: Dad, what are you doing in here?!
Barry: Come on. Turn off that music, and get rid of the magazine. It's time for school.
Lexi: Maybe I don't want to go to school.
Barry: You said you wanted to go to Del Val after passing Middle School, but you can't do that if you stay here all day listening to music, and reading magazines about celebrities.
Lexi: Alright, I'll get ready. Close the door, and get out of here.
Barry: *Exits Lexi's room, and closes the door*
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on top of a building.
Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits next to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* Next stop, Trenton.
The M.C.C. - 2014
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm sorry, but I got held up at one of those toll booths.
Saten Twist: Ah, I hate those things.
Blazin' Blue: I think you hate everything.
Saten Twist: Oh shut up.
The music stops, and the judge walks on stage
Judge: Attention everypony, it's time for the voting of Baltimare's greatest classic car for the 2014 classical car show. The winner is...
Ryan: *Looking around*
Blazin' Blue: I hope it's one of us.
Judge: Saten Twist, and his 1955 Beetle.
Saten Twist: Hey! Does this look like a beetle to you? It happens to be a Marecury Leopard!
Judge: Oh, my mistake. The winner is Tabitha St. Germain.
Blazin' Blue: What?
Saten Twist: What gives that judge the right to have somebody with a beetle to win?
Ryan: I don't know.
Saten Twist: We have muscle cars. One of us should have won. I have an idea.
Ryan: Oh boy.
Saten Twist: We're going on a roadtrip from here to Fillydelphia, and we're gonna let everybody know that these cars are the greatest that anybody can drive.
Ryan: Why Fillydelphia?
Saten Twist: Why not?
Blazin' Blue: I think that's a good idea. Let's do it.
Ryan: But first, we oughta fill up our cars with gas.
Saten Twist: Okay. It's a deal.
Blazin' Blue: Let's do it.
They went to a gas station, but as they were filling their cars up, Saten Twist had another idea.
Saten Twist: Radios.
Saten Twist: Our radios should have a walkie talkie on them, so we can communicate along the way.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with pulling over, and talking face to face?
Saten Twist: Everything. Walkie talkies make it less complicated. *Runs off*
Ryan: Where's he going?
Blazin' Blue: Most likely getting us walkie talkies.
Ryan: Well, we better get in our cars.
Saten Twist: *Runs out of store with walkie talkies*
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Start their cars*
Saten Twist: *Throwing walkie talkies into their car* Go.
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Driving away*
Saten Twist: *Starts car, and drives away*
Shortly after that, they were heading to Fillydelphia, and the walkie talkies were in the car radios.
Ryan: Can you two hear me?
Saten Twist: Yes.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah.
Ryan: I think I have a song you'll like.
Saten Twist: Let's hear it.
Ryan: *Puts walkie talkie on dashboard, and plays song*
Theme Song: link
Blazin' Blue: Uh, breaker 1 9, this hear is the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Love Machine?
Saten Twist: Aw Ten-4 Big Ben. For sure, for sure. By golly it's clean clear to TacoTown.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah, we definitely got us a front door good buddy. Mercy sakes for lives, it looks like we got us a convoy.
Ryan: Shut up, and listen to the song.
Blazin' Blue & Saten Twist: Okay.
Starring the OC's of
The three muscle cars were seen going past a police car.
Cop 54: Hey, three speeders.
Cop 47: Yeah, I saw them. *Drives*
Cop 54: *Puts on sirens*
Ryan: Looks like we got the attention of those cops.
Saten Twist: Let's have some fun.
Blazin' Blue: Hahahaha. *Floors it*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Follows Ryan*
Saten Twist: Take a right off here.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns right off highway*
Saten Twist: *Follows Blazin' Blue*
Ryan: *Following Saten Twist*
Cop 47: *Following Ryan*
Cop 54: I repeat. The cars are three muscle cars. Send backup right away.
Saten Twist: Turn around.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns car around*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Turn their cars around, and follow Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Spins out of control*
Cop 54: We're out of it. Suspects are heading northbound.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns onto highway*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: They're heading eastbound now.
But their radio stopped working.
Cop 54: Oh, great.
Ryan: Yeah, we lost them.
Blazin' Blue: Good plan Twist.
Saten Twist: Just call me Saten Twist.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with Twist?
Saten Twist: Reminds me of an unpopular pony in Ponyville.
Ryan: Oh, I hear you.
Blazin' Blue: Will you turn off that music now?
Ryan: *Sighs, and turns off the music*
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Skip the song to 0:59
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.
John: How are you sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*
Both cars kept hitting each other.
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
Saten Twist: That...
Master Sword: Awesome. Right?
Tom & Saten Twist: NO! IT SUCKED!
Wayne & Miss Heart: *Looking at Parker as he walks in*
David: *Walks out of the kitchen, and sees Parker carrying his list* I think I came out of the kitchen at the wrong time.
Cop 63: *Grabs a sub machine gun, and shoots the plane*
Pilot: *Gets hit. He loses altitude, and crashes into a building*
Sean: Remember, if you can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
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Scenes used from Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape, Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime, Where Eagles Dare, Johnny Lightning, Six Shooters 2, Kelly's Heroes, 1960, Trainz, On The Block, The Nut House, Grand Theft Ponies, Applejack's Double Life, Nightmare Moonraker
And now, our feature presentation
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot by a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes me more then one try, because I'm not good with chaos control. Anyway I'm here and I know where I am as soon as i see a pink pony. I know exactly who she is because of her mane and cutie mark of balloons. I get out of my car to say hi to her, but before my mouth opens, the pony speaks and says, "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are you?". I tell her who i am and that i was a hedgehog. While telling her this, she notices my car, a blue 1969 corvette. "What's that behind you?" she asks pointing at my car. "That is a car," I say, but she looks puzzled. "Cars are part of a train," Pinkie tells me. I smile and say, "this is a different type of car." Still puzzled, she looks inside of the car and soon realises what this car was for. "You wanna drive it?" I ask her. She gets excited, turns the car on, and we're soon off. I could tell Pinkie never drove a car before, but she was good at it. Mobius had cars, but none of the factories made Corvettes. I found this one after saving Earth from Robotnik. My reward: a corvette, and boy it is one hell of a gift. Despite that it was a '69 vette it had a top speed of 183 mph. Not as fast as a ferrari, but it was still a good car. After I explained what a car was to Pinkie we soon stop. I then realise that we were at sugar cube corner. As soon as we stop, Pinkie goes into sugarcube, and gets a cake with some instruments. She hits the instruments, and they make music by thereselves. Pinkie is then singing her welcome song to me, and I smile. It was great to see Pinkie dance like theres no tomorrow, and i knew she was expecting a smile from me. After Pinkie's welcome surprise, i have a slice of cake, put the rest in the car, and drive off. It was fun to see Pinkie, but i had to see someone that wouldn't say no to a challenge. I decided to see Rainbow Dash. Only problem was that i had to find her cloudhouse, which was harder then it looked. Eventually i found it, with Rainbow Dash taking a nap. I didn't want to wake her up or anything, but i wanted to race her badly. So i picked up my gun, shot a bird, and caught it, as if i was trying to save it. I had to throw my gun back in the car, then i caught the bird. I knew rainbow dash was looking at me, but I'm not sure if she was impressed or not. She flies toward me, spots my car, and gets a little nervous. "You saved that bird," she finally says. "Yes i did. We should get it to someone that can take care of this bird." "I know a person," Rainbow Dash replies, "follow me." She starts to fly, and i drive my car folllowing her. I knew she was taking me to see Fluttershy, and i planned to race her back to the house after giving the bird to Fluttershy. We make it to her place, and Fluttershy greets us. "Anything I can help you with?" She asks us. "I caught this bird that someone shot. He looks allright but we need to get him fixed up ASAP." Eventually the bird is fine, but he nearly died. After saving the bird, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy look at me, and ask, "Who are you?" "I'm Sean The Hedgehog." I tell them. I then go off saying the same stuff I told Pinkie Pie, how I was from a different world, and ended up here. "Just promise you won't tell anyone else ok?" They nod in agreement, and just when Rainbow dash is about to fly away, "I wanna race you." I say. "You can't fly though." Dash informs me. "That doesn't mean i can't beat you!" Then i start running towards her house. I wasn't as fast as Sonic, but i could still run fast, up to 430 mph. While i'm running, i see a surprised, and angry Rainbow Dash, she did not want to lose to anything or anyone that couldn't fly. The only way i would lose to her is if i tripped, broke my leg, and then just sat there doing nothing. Either that, or Rainbow Dash would do a sonic rainboom, which was what she was trying to do. She was falling down towards the ground, her eyes filling up with water due to the intense speed, and then it happened. She did a sonic rainboom. She was going so fast that she almost forgot about the race she was losing. a few seconds later, she got to her house, and couldn't see me anywhere. She then turns around to see me, and yes, I beat the fastest pony in all of Equestria. "I can't believe this!" she starts shouting, "How did i lose to a guy that was just running?!" "I was just born to run. I like flying, but running is my thing. Good game," I say. Rainbow Dash then calms down, "No one has ever beaten me in a race before, except for one time, when i was stuck on a rock." "Really? Tell me what happened, please" Then Rainbow Dash goes on about how she was racing some birds, a bat, and a turtle to see which one she would have as a pet. During the race, she caused an avalanche, and a rock hit her wing, and she was stuck there for a while. Then the turtle showed up, got the rock off her wing, and that she's had the turtle for a pet ever since. I already knew what happened, because Sonic has a friend named Cream that wants me to watch My Little Pony with her. "Did you name it Tank?" I asked. "Yeah, in fact there he is right now," she says pointing at a turtle with a propeller on it's shell. "That's awesome," I say, then i go on telling her about these two dogs i had, and all these crazy things they did. Next thing i know, me and Rainbow Dash are in this really long conversation, but all of a sudden I get tired. I then notice that its 10 pm. "Can i spend the night here?" I ask politely. "Yeah, of course you can, I gotta go get something though, I'll be right back." I realise she was talking about my car, so i give her the keys, and she goes back to Fluttershy's to get it.
The next morning, I woke up to see Rainbow Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to Rainbow dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave Rainbow Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet Apple Acres. I notice Applebloom with her friends Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me questions about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is obvious, I didn't build it. At first they seem confused but then they go off again, and run into two fillies that start bullying them. One of them is wearing a crown, and the other has glasses, with a spoon for a cutie mark. "Look it's the three blank flanks!" they start saying, but Applebloom and her friends ignore them. When the two fillies realise they're being ignored, they start getting in a fight. Although they outnumbered there bullies, Applebloom's friends were getting beat up. I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to do something. I ran towards one of the fillies that hit Sweetie Belle, and throw her into the air. She goes far, and lands in a tree. The other filly looks terrified. "Your next if you don't leave them alone!" I say to her. The filly looks at me, then she looks at Sweetie Belle who just got a blackeye from the filly I threw. The other filly looks nervous, and runs off. "You guys ok?" I ask. All three of them nod their head yes, and i take them to Applejack. When i get there a red stallion steps in the way, and is so close that I nearly hit him. "I brought your daughter and her friends over," i tell him. This red stallion was none other then Big Mac. After i finish talking, Big Mac said, "Oh she's my sister, many people think that she's my daughter." I knew Big Mac and Applebloom were brother and sister, but if i said that applebloom was his sister, he would give me a wierd look, and think i was spying on him, therefore making him think I'm the one that beat up his sister. Big Mac then notices Sweetie Belle's black eye, "Who did this to you?" he then asks. "It was the filly that keeps making fun of us for not having a cutie mark." she answers. I explained to Big Mac how i was there when the fight started, and that the filly who bothered Applebloom and her friends would no longer be a problem. "Lets get you to Applejack," Big Mac finally says. We soon get to a pony wearing a brown hat, kicking an appletree. "Applejack, I need you over hear now," Big Mac shouted. I wasn't sure if the shouting was necessary, but AppleJack didn't mind. What she did mind was that she saw Sweetie Belle's black eye, and noticed me. "I know what you're thinking, and I didn't do it," i tell her. "Then how did y'all know what ah was thinking about?" she asked very angrily. "How about we get something for your sister's friend's black eye, and I tell you what happened? I can also help with these trees if you want." Applejack accepts my help, and tells Big Mac to get the kids inside the barn While Big Mac does this, I explain to Applejack what happened. "I don't know who they were, but i do know they really hate Applebloom," i say. Applejack still looks like she doesn't believe me. Why doesn't she believe me? I have no goddamn clue. Then she finally starts to speak, I'm not sure if she was about to tell me to leave, but then she says, "allright. I'm glad for what you did. Those two have been bothering Applebloom and her friends for a long time." Eventually we finish our work, and go inside the barn for some breakfast. It was really delicious, mostly because it was apple pie, and apple cider. After finishing our breakfast we go outside and enjoy the nice warm sunny day. Back at Mobius however, "What do you mean he's no longer here?!" Robotnik asks. He was shouting at a bunch of nazi soldiers he somehow acquired after time traveling into the holocoust. "We saw him drive around, and then he disapeared," the nazis replied. "Did he use Chaos Control?" Robotnik asked. One of the nazis then shouts out "We have no clue!" Robotnik then gets very angry and shouts, "How could you have no fucking clue?!!?" Robotnik is now furious and begins to shout "IF HE HAS A CHAOS EMERALD IN HIS HAND THAT MEANS HE USED CHAOS CONTROL!!" "We didn't see him carry a chaos emerald. We will try to find possible places on where he could be." they soon say. "You better," robotnik replies, "because if you don't i will kill you! Hiel Robotnik!" The nazis soon reply "Hiel Robotnik! We will find Sean the Hedgehog if it's the last thing we do."
After breakfast I drive out of Sweet apple acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria. If I ran out of gas, I could try and make my car solar powered, or electric. Something that didn't use gas. While filling the car up, I get a hunch that someone is watching me. I look around and see a white unicorn with a purple mane. I forget who it is, but once she speaks I ultimately remember. It was Rarity, "Are you Sean the Hedgehog?" she asks with a british accent. "Yes. I suppose you have something to tell me," I tell her. "I want to thank you for saving my sister Sweetie Belle. I don't know what I would do without her," Rarity exclaims. Once she finished talking I soon say, "I don't see why people would bully Sweetie Belle. She seems nice." Rarity then mumbles about Applejack taking her to rodeos. As I finish putting gas in my car, I then ask, "who are those two that bully Sweetie Belle and her friends? I know one wears a crown like she's some queen, and the other wears glasses, and has some spoon for a cutie mark." Rarity had no idea who the one with the crown was, but she knew the other one, Silver Spoon. "Do you want to come inside?" Rarity asks. I soon find out that I ended up in front of Rarity's house. Sweetie Belle was still with her friends, but how did she tell Rarity? Unless someone was watching me I didn't know. Eventually I'm in Rarity's house, and we have a drink while working on dresses. Usually I don't work on clothing, especially girl clothing, but I didn't want to be rude to my host. Besides she liked my ideas, one of the dresses we made were red and blue. After finishing, we talk about what music we liked and about a few ponies. When we were about to talk about that filly we didn't know (Queen Asshole), she barged in with Silver Spoon, and Twilight Sparkle by her side (Twilight had Spike with her). "YOU!" Silver spoon shouts pointing at me, "You could have killed me after what you did!" I get ready to make the burn, "Maybe if you weren't being an arrogant bitch I wouldn't have thrown you into a tree." I soon run out of the house at 200 mph, pushing Twilight out of my way. After getting back up Twilight looked At Rarity with rage, "Who was that guy?" she asked. Before Rarity could answer Queen Asshole, and her "gang" they heard my car start up, and as they turned around they saw me drive off. The four of them soon dash off into a hot air balloon to pursue me. As I drive away I think about what to do with the three ponies, and dragon (good thing it was a baby dragon) behind me. I had three choices of weaponry, a machine gun, a .44 magnum, and a mini uzi. The machine gun was pointed at the back window, so if anyone broke it, I could use the machine gun to fire out of it. One downside was that I had to look through a mirror to see what I was firing at. I grabbed the magnum, rolled down the window, and shot at the balloon. They went down, but not by much. Pretty soon Spike is writing a letter for Twilight to Princess Celestia, maybe it was to call for reinforcements. I didn't want to do this, but I had to kill Spike. Regrettingly, I shoot him in the head, just before he sent the letter. Twilight then starts to fire back three times, she only broke one of the brake lights. Then she tried to land on top of my car. As she does this I notice Trixie in a magic show, and steer to the right before hitting her. The basket on the hot air balloon however hit her in the head, and knocked her out cold. After that I freak out because in front of me, was Princess Celestia, with an army of pegasus ponies with guns. They were all wearing gold armor, and Celestia was set to kill me with her horn. I try to steer out of the way, but it was too late. The blast from their attack made my car spin out of control. Next thing I know, it's on fire. I grab what I can, ammo, guns, chaos emerald and run to cover. When I get to cover I see the hot air balloon land by me, with the passengers very furious, and thats what I start shooting at. I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, Queen Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made you think you could come here and do whatever you want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't you know I was watching you while you were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw you show up in your car, I saw you race Rainbow Dash, and I saw you throw a filly! Not only did you throw this filly, but you also killed her, along with one of my students." Celestia keeps talking about what she saw me do, and why some of those things were wrong. That's when I go mad. I couldn't stand it! I came here, to hide from a bad guy, and suddenly I became one. If I was the bad guy, I might as well kill Princess Celestia, and that's what I did. As soon as I did that, I grabbed the chaos emerald, and used chaos control. "Well, I'm back to being terrible at chaos control." I said to myself, for I ended up on top of the white house. "At least you know what you're doing." I hear someone say. I look back, and somehow Rainbow Dash is with me. "Dash?" I asked surprised. "Why did you have to kill Twilight?" Rainbow Dash asks me. She looks like she is about to cry, and I don't blame her. "I'll explain everything but first lets get back to my world, then I'll get you back to Equestria." Rainbow Dash agrees, and we get back to Mobius. We sit in a cave and I tell her everything that happened after leaving her cloudhouse. Meanwhile, Robotnik was at his headquarters looking at possible places I dissapeared to. When suddenly, "Sir! We found Sean the hedgehog in a cave with a blue horse." It was Snively, Robotnik's nephew. "Lead me to him," Robotnik demands, "and remember. We want. Him. Alive." They soon head off, and... Let's get back to me and Rainbow Dash shall we? Before we head off, I soon see something, "Rainbow," I start saying, " I've gone to your house, how would you like to go to mine?" Ok was the response I get from her. "Here we go," I shout, and we make a break to my house away from Robotnik's army. Once we get inside i explain to Rainbow Dash about the house. It wasn't really mine, it belonged to my cousin. "Alright now get me back to Equestria," She says impatiently. "Sean? What are you doing back here?" Sonic asks with Tails and Amy beside him. Basically Tails is a fox with two tails, and Amy is a pink hedgehog with a red dress. "I had to come back here. Robotnik is showing up and we need to get Rainbow Dash back to Equestria." After saying that to Sonic I hand him the emerald. He uses chaos control, and were off. As Robotnik shows up he spots us with chaos control. "YOU IDIOTS!" Robotnik shouted at his army of robots, and of course the nazis. Snively was there to, "why didn't you shoot them?!" He asks. Suddenly a buzz comes from Snively's pocket. "Sir," Snively says to Robotnik, "It says they ended up in a place called Equestria." "Well then," Robotnik says, "we'll just follow them." He grabs his chaos emerald and gets his army around him. "Chaos Control!" Robotnik shouts, and they're gone. Once they show up they look confused. Robotnik is confused along with some anger, "What is this place? Everyone here is a pony!" Soon they see Pinkie Pie, who doesn't know what she is about to get herself into. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are you guys?"
I let Rainbow Dash go, but with me, Sonic, Tails, and Amy was Rarity. "It's great to meet you three," Rarity said once she met us. "Great to meet you to," Sonic replied. Tails and Amy said the same as we walked towards the remains of my car. "Wow," Rarity exclaimed, as she saw the burnt muscle car in front of her. "Please fix it," I said sadly, "I can't leave without it." If she couldn't fix it, I didn't know what I would do. "I'll try," said Rarity. Her unicorn horn lit up, as she tried to cast a spell on fixing my car, and some things inside it. Rarity tried hard, her eyes closed shut, sweat was coming down her head, but soon it was over. The corvette was fixed. "I also made some upgrades during the spell," Rarity announced. "Thank you Rarity," I said, "I don't know how to thank you," and before Rarity could reply, Rainbow Dash came back. "Sean, you gotta help me," she said looking worried. "What's the matter?" I asked. "A guy with these robots kidnapped Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash said. "Robotnik" Sonic automatically says. "Let's not panic," Rarity said about to panic. "I've got a plan," I soon say. Five minutes later, I finish going over the plan with my friends. "Sounds good," Rainbow Dash said. "and take these," I tell her handing her two mini uzi's. She gives me the 20% cooler face, says this is so awesome, and takes them. We soon head off to where Pinkie Pie was taken, Princess Celestia's castle. Since I killed Celestia, the castle has been vacant, until Robotnik's army took over. When we get in we soon get a welcoming comitee. "halt!" shouts a badnik, guarding the entrance. Sonic jumps on him, and we go into the castle. We soon here someone shouting for help, then getting told to shut up, or she would be dead. We found what we were looking for. Tails shot the enemy protecting the cell with our friend stuck inside. "We got to get her out." Rarity informed us. "You might want to stand back," I tell Pinkie. As she gets back, I punch the bars, and Pinkie is able to be free. As she gets out of her cell Pinkie goes towards my cousin, and his friends and says, "Hi I'm Pink.." "We don't have time for that," Rainbow Dash interrupts. "Yes. We need to kill Robotnik, and save Equestria." I say. "Speaking of Robotnik where is he?" Sonic asks. "He went with his entire army to take over everything." Pinkie said sadly. "Don't worry," I said reassuring Pinkie, "We'll save this place." During our search for Robotnik, we find nearly every pony that lived in Ponyville, carrying weapons of sorts. "I guess you want to join us to stop Robotnik?" I ask stupidly. "Yes," Donut Joe replied. Much of the unicorns were using magic to give all the ponies guns, somewhat like mine. "Allright," I start to say, "We've got our army, where is the enemy?" "Right here," Robotnik says flying in I don't know what it is, but I don't give a shit. "You've got a lot of nerve trying to attack this place," I shout at Robotnik. "Why are you protecting it?" He soon asks. "These ponies have done stuff for me, I'm going to do something for them." I say, I get very angry, as Robotnik tries to turn everyone against me, but it doesn't work. Robotnik realizes this and shouts at his army of badniks, and nazis (some of the nazis are mechanics) saying "Hiel Robotnik! Equestria will be ours!" "I doubt that," I start to say, then I find myself shouting, "Everyone!" I shout, "ATTACK!" This was it, the fight for Equestria was on.
Half a minute after the war started, everyone on both sides stopped fighting. For during the battle, someone used chaos control. It was not a person fighting against his opponent, it was someone that just showed up in a yellow charger. In the car was a black hedgehog that had white fuzz on his chest. "Shadow," Robotnik yelled, "What took you so long?" The hedgehog did not get out of his car, and all he said was, "We gonna bitch and moan, or kill people?" With that, he drove towards Pinkie Pie and nearly hit her. "I'm going after him" I said climibing into my car, to chase after Shadow. Both of our cars were from 1969, but Shadows was faster then mine, by two miles. We both pull out pistols, only mine is a revolver, and Shadow's is a Desert Eagle. We don't put the windows down, we just shoot each other. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were with Rarity. They had to bring Twilight Sparkle back to life in order to use the elements of harmony, and defeat Robotnik's army. "Get to it," Rainbow Dash demanded. While Rarity was casting the spell, a bullet flew by, just missing Rainbow Dash's head. "More nazis, cast that spell!" this time Fluttershy was talking. As her two pegasus friends helped fight enemies away from her Rarity worked hard casting the spell to bring Twilight back from the dead. It was a tough job, and sweat was going down Rarity's head again. At last the spell was complete, and Twilight came back to life, "What happened?" she asked. Then she noticed Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash carrying guns. "What are they carrying?!" Twilight asked freaking out. "That's not important," Rarity explained, "A man is trying to take Equestria from us-" "And we need the elements of Harmony to defeat him." interrupted Twilight. "Let's get this over with!" Rainbow Dash said after killing all the enemies that were there. "How long do we have to do this?" Applejack complained. "Long enough for the others to find the elements of harmony." Pinkie said. After telling Applejack this Robotnik soon left. He overheard Pinkie Pie telling Applejack about the element of harmony. "Where the fuck is he going?" Sonic asked chasing after Robotnik. During the process he killed a few badniks, and punched a nazi in the face. I was still chasing Shadow when he pulled out a chaos emerald, he was going to use chaos control, so I shot it before he could use it. "YOU DOUCHEBAG!!" he shouted, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!" "Oh wow, I'm sorry," I replied sarcastically. After that he rammed my car, and I did the same. We kept on hitting each others cars when we saw the railroad crossing in front of us. There was a train about to cross the tracks, and I had a chaos emerald. I could push Shadow's car into the train, and use chaos control, and that's what I did. As I escaped from the fiery inferno caused by Shadow's car being hit by a train Shadow was shouting out his last before his death, "FUUUUUUCK!!!!!" When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill by Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every pony was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, by running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile Applejack jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw her Desert Eagle at another nazi, grabbed an MP40 from the one she killed, and blew the brains out of that nazi. "They have to be here somewhere." Twilight shouted, trying to find the elements with Rarity. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were watching guard. "How come you have two guns?" asked Fluttershy. "How come you have a big gun?" Rainbow Dash asked pointing at the Thompson her yellow friend was carrying. While they were switching weapons, they noticed Robotnik heading towards them. "I've got you now!" Robotnik said, "I've got you!" Sonic said pushing Robotnik so that he missed the ponies he was shooting at. "You goddamn rodent!" he shouted "You made me miss!" Sonic just stared and said, "That was the plan." With Robotnik focused on the elements of harmony, he saw Twilight and Rarity carrying the box that contained the six magic weapons. "Give them to me!" Robotnik shouted as he flew past Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy pushing them out of his way. The two pegasus ponies got back up, and started shooting at the man with the orange mustache.
Activating his shield, Robotnik laughed and gave the four ponies, plus a blue hedgehog the finger. "Now," Robotnik said smiling, "About those elements of harmony. I'll be taking them. So fuck you." "Fuck you!" Rainbow Dash shouted, and with one mighty kick she deactivated the shield. Robotnik still got the elements, and flew away. Sonic jumped and grabbed them back, while kicking Robotnik out of his flying machine. Robotnik shouted, and fell to the ground. He was still alive, but he was injured badly. "I'll deal with Robuttnik, you get the elements of harmony to the others." Sonic said. With the four ponies leaving to find their friends Sonic walked towards his bald headed foe. Then he did a spindash slicing Robotnik in half. "So long RobotDick." said the bloody Sonic. Twilight was running towards the ponies that were fighting off Robotnik's army. Once they got back I was confused about something. "Where did Sonic go?" I ask. "He just killed Robotnik, it was pretty bloody." Rainbow Dash said. I gave my thanks, and drove off to find my cousin. "Pinkie, Applejack. Come here." Twilight ordered. As the two ponies arrived Rainbow Dash was killing several nazis. Twilight gave her friends the elements and things were going as planned. The six friends stared, and smiled at there enemies with their eyes glowing. Then, every badnik, and nazi was dead. When I found Sonic he was still staring at the guy he just killed. "Hey," i said. Sonic replied saying the same thing I said. "I know it might be hard for you." I said, "but trust me. You did well. The ponies used the elements of harmony, and everything is over." We get into the car and drive back to our friends, having just ended the war after one battle. When we show up, I notice Princess Celestia, the mighty Alicorn i killed for standing up to the fillies I killed, because they were bullying someone. I then notice they were back to life as well. We stop, and i get out of the car, "I thought I killed you." I said nervously. "You did," Celestia responded, "but the elements of Harmony brought me, and these two fillies back to life." "Who are you anyway?" I ask the filly. "I'm Diamond Tiara, who do you think I am?" She asked, with her usual annoying voice. "A queen," I responded, then I started laughing. Rarity laughs with me while Diamond Tiara stares at me. "Whats so funny?" she asked, not knowing of the nickname she was given. "Nothing. I have to go." I said as Tails, and Amy get on the car with Sonic holding a chaos emerald. "Chaos Control." Sonic shouts, and we leave. One week later, Rainbow Dash was standing by Princess Celestia's castle where the Equestria war took place. As she stares remembering the intense battle a horn goes off twice. After that, she hears someone calling her name, and shouting Rainbow! I'm back. As she looks behind herself she sees a grey hedgehog driving a 1969 corvette. Do you know any other grey hedgehogs driving a corvette? "Sean! You're back," Rainbow Dash said excitedly. "Of course, I promised Pinkie I would visit her once a week. She didn't believe me so I made a pinkie promise to keep my promise." Rainbow Dash and I soon start to laugh. "How about another race?" Dash asked. "Last one to sugarcube is buying a cake." I said, and the race began. At first Rainbow Dash was in the lead, mostly because I was racing her in my car. When we got closer, I shifted into top gear and took the lead, then we soon went up a hill. I look in the mirror, and see Rainbow Dash talking to herself. "The little pegasus that could." I said to myself. Once we go downhill Dash took the lead again. We were getting close, but it becomes a tie. "Well," I said getting out of my car, "It's a tie. I guess were both buying a cake." We go inside anoieaht98ghioewrjfdjht4wejirj
"SEAN MIGHT HAVE DEFEATED ME, BUT I WILL GET REVENGE! Hahahahahaha!" kintobor said.
Who is Kintobor? I have no fucking idea!
Hedgehog In Ponyville, SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2012