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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!

ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..


#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.

ME: Good idea, can't have more of your kind running around..


#5:
If you hadn't lost your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.

ME: Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


#6:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You diserve it for being a man!

ME: Not saying genecide is a good thing. But not saying it's not either..


#7:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross

ME: #NoShit!


#8:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!

ME: Except giving them ideas on what to do..


#9:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!

ME: Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


#10:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!

ME: 60 million!? How can you kill 60 million!?


#11:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#12:
Nate of American indians need to move back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!

ME: An Jews need to go back to Jamaica


#13:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't

ME: Yes, totally the same thing..


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!

ME: That's still a hooker..


#15:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

ME: This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!

ME: HEIL HITLAR!!


#17:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud

ME: #GetHelp!


#18:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?

ME: They are still in the lab..


#19:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.

ME: Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


#20:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!

ME: And the mother of the year award goes tooooo
posted by Canada24
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where you stand!
Till you know that you won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were given powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but you can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no more than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are you sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. You must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are you any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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FREDDY "TROLL" KRUEGER:

Dean: Your not real!
Freddy: I'm real NOW asshole!

Freddy: Hey Kris... (holds up Pinkie Pie) Look what I got!!
Kris: (awakes with a horrified scream).
(back in the dream).
Freddy: Haha.. New that would get her.
Pinkie: Why is she so scared of me?
Freddy: Don't know. Your actually kinda cute.
Pinkie: Really.. Because I-
Freddy: Annd, now I don't care (literary throws her aside).

Luna: (appears out of nowhere).
Freddy: What are YOU doing here! I told you to stop following me!!
Luna: I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-
Freddy: Let me ask you something......
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to love about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so popular on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I love these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has more than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him or love him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much more "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his friends and family...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched or held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from Ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds by hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, or well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I said before, I can't say I was serprised by Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden or Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I love EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe you guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive you for killing his friends, simply cause you (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE love Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome by the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell you to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental or not instrumental. This song still fits the title of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: Lamb of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as Lamb of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have you heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I love both versions of the...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. You heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I love him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy reading sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy tree friends)
The character may not be fan made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people show Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, you can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so you can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy Tree Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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