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Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed by Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, or not.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pinkie Pie: *Putting a new casette into her radio*
My Little Pony: Zombies
Pinkie Pie: Entry 749021!!!! Perhaps this station will hold the keys to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little filly disappear to? Only time will tell us in this, theater of the damned! *Making static noises*
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Pinkie Pie: Entry 749022. Ignore everything I said in entry 749021. It's all lies. Or, at least the 2nd half is.
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Pinkie Pie: Entry 749023. I'm having too much fun with this, even if I only made 4 entries, and not over 700,000 of them. That would be too much work!
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle teleported into Kino Der Toten. They each had 500 points, an M1911 pistol, and a knife.
Pinkie Pie: *Running upstairs to a barrier* There's no power. How suspicious.... OR OBVIOUS!!
Applejack: *Goes to the barrier below the floor that Pinkie Pie is on, and finds part of the meteor* Oh I found a rock. Great.
Twilight Sparkle: *Goes to the barrier near the Quick Revive, and throws a grenade, killing two zombies* I take great preasure in ending you!
Rainbow Dash: *Stabs a zombie with her knife*
Applejack: *Stabs two zombies* Die you filthy creature.
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at a zombie, and kills it*
Round 1 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 630
Applejack: 760
Pinkie Pie: 500
Twilight Sparkle: 860
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 1
Applejack: 2
Pinkie Pie: 0
Twilight Sparkle: 3
Round 2 is beginning.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the M14, and buys it. She struggles to carry it* This is just so heavy.
Rainbow Dash: *Buys the Olympia* No more nice pony bone jaws. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Applejack: *Runs to the Olympia, and buys it* A shotgun. Now I just need a shot blast. Hehe.
Rainbow Dash: Sorry Applejack, that wasn't funny. *Shoots a zombie*
Applejack: *Runs back to her barrier, and shoots two zombies* I just killed a million zombies. Why is no one helping?
Pinkie Pie: *Blows the head off of a zombie* Yes. Ya, ya! DIE!!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Buys the Olympia* I wirr end their suffering. *Runs back to her barrier*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another zombie, and reloads*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* You'rr arr kneer before the empire!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with one bullet*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then switches to her M1911. She shoots a zombie three times, and then stabs it, which kills it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of another zombie* Ah, you must be punished. You're dirty! Dirty!
Rainbow Dash: *Reloading the Olympia, and shoots another zombie* Meet Rainbow Dash! You're worst nightmare!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Round 2 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 510
Applejack: 500
Pinkie Pie: 450
Twilight Sparkle: 520
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 7
Applejack: 6
Pinkie Pie: 4 (4 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 6
Round 3 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die you undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* You exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the second zombie with her knife, killing the zombie* Raagh!
Applejack: *Throws another grenade killing three zombies* I'll drink to your death.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of a zombie* Oh, his torture was so beautiful. *Shoots the head off of another zombie* And, he is no longer with us.
Twilight: *Throws another grenade, killing three zombies* That is 1 for Twiright, 0 for zombie.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another zombie, then reloads her shotgun. Two more appear, and she shoots the both of them* Awesome!!
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie with her shotgun, and stabs another one three times until it dies* Reaaaagh!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots a zombie, and runs to the door behind her. She buys it, and goes to an area that says toiletten* Ah, a bathroom. Not a very interesting place. Unless you're German. LIKE ME!!
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, Pinkie Pie abandoned us. Typical. *Shoots another zombie, then runs to the barrier that Pinkie was at*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to see pictures of herself, and her teammates. She sees the picture of Rainbow Dash* Hello Dashie. Oh, it's just a portrait. AN UGLY ONE! *Looks at a picture of a pony covered entirely in black* This one didn't photograph so well. *Runs to Applejack's picture* Her eyes are following me. *Runs to her picture* Oh look, it's me. But not quite as magnificent! *Goes to Twilight's picture* Ah, it's a picture of the princess.
While Pinkie Pie was looking at the pictures, the other ponies killed the rest of the zombies
Round 3 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1300
Applejack: 1140
Pinkie Pie: 40
Twilight Sparkle: 1210
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 18
Applejack: 17
Pinkie Pie: 9 (9 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 18 (1 head shot)
Round 4 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and buy this door!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies behind her, and buys the door*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs in*
Zombies: *Running after Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: Well, at least they aren't going after me. *Goes to the pictures*
Twilight: *Shoots two zombies with the Olympia, and reloads* You have an unhappy ending! *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees her picture* Ah, a tale of two Rainbow Dash's. Starts off slow, but has a happy ending.
Pinkie Pie: *After shooting the heads off of three zombies, she has enough points to buy the MP40, replacing the M1911* The MP40!! Wunderbar!!! *Shooting the heads off of more zombies* Taste my medicine squishy beast!
Rainbow Dash: *Moves on to the picture of a pony covered entirely in black* Hey, check it out! It's nopony! *Shoots two zombies coming from her right*
Zombies: *Surrounding Twilight, and hitting her*
Twilight: *Downed* This cannot be!
Applejack: *Shooting the zombies, and runs up the stairs to her right. She shoots more zombies, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: You have much honor.
Rainbow Dash: *Moves onto Applejack's picture* Woah, looks like Applejack put on a few pounds. What's she been eating?
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of three zombies* Oh, his torture was so beautiful. *Reloads*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Pinkie Pie's picture* Her portrait's bigger than everypony else's. Must be trying to compensate for something. *Sees Twilight's picture* Aw, our wittle bundle of bad ass.
Twilight: *Reloading her Olympia, and gets downed by five zombies* This is not how I wish to die! *Shooting the zombies with her M1911*
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies, seeing that Twilight killed the rest of them. She goes to Twilight to revive her*
Twilight: I wirr not ret anything distract me rike that again.
Rainbow Dash: *Runs downstairs to where Pinkie Pie is, and starts shooting ponies coming from the barrier by the Stakeout*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of more zombies* I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots more zombies*
Applejack: We should go join up with the others.
Twilight: But who wirr take care of these zombies?
Applejack: Fine, stay here, and get yourself killed, but this time, I won't come to your rescue. *Runs over to the area that says toiletten* Perfect, I shall piss in style here.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then goes to buy the stakeout, replacing the M1911* It's slaughter time. *Shoots three zombies with two shots from her stakeout* Woo-hoo!!
Applejack: *Sees Rainbow Dash's picture* Hey Rainbow, I think they got your bad side. *Looks at the picture of a pony covered entirely in black* Hey, someone stole the image from this picture. *Goes to her own picture* Well they do say the screen takes on ten pounds. *Goes to Pinkie Pie's painting* Pinkie Pie looks a lot younger in this painting. *Angrily looks at Twilight's picture, and quietly talks* I hate you Twilight.
Twilight: *Kills the last zombie*
Round 4 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 160
Applejack: 2050
Pinkie Pie: 940
Twilight Sparkle: 1690
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 43
Applejack: 33 (2 revives)
Pinkie Pie: 35 (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 31 (3 head shots) (Downed 2 times)
Round 5 is beginning
This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Rainbow Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* You can use your MP40 you know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the next Hell Hound* What have you done to the poor puppies?!!?!?!
Applejack, and Twilight arrived, they shot two Hell Hounds, and replaced their M1911's with Stakeouts.
Applejack: They stand no chance against this Soviet.
Twilight: Soviet? *Buys her Stakeout* When did Apprejack become a Soviet? *Turns around, and shoots a Hell Hound* You wirr not take me!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two more Hell Hound's, and begins to reload* Nice of you two to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a Hell Hound* Well, you know how Twilight is accident prone.
Twilight: You have no need to dishonor me. *Shoots two Hell Hounds* How many more of these do we have to kirr?
Rainbow Dash: A few more. *Shoots a Hell Hound*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Ah! I don't like it when they lick me.
Applejack: *Shoots the final Hell Hound* Ugh, I got fur in my mouth.
When the last Hell Hound was killed, the four ponies reloaded all of their weapons, because in front of them was a max ammo.
Rainbow Dash: Did everypony reload all of their weapons?
Pinkie Pie: YES!! *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max ammo.
Pinkie Pie: Ammo to the max, yeah?!
Round 5 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 580
Applejack: 730
Pinkie Pie: 4040
Twilight Sparkle: 490
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 50
Applejack: 36 (2 revives) (1 head shot)
Pinkie Pie: 40 (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 35 (3 head shots) (Downed 2 times)
Round 6 is beginning
As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.
Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with Rainbow Dash, and Applejack*
The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on an electric trap which takes down Twilight*
Twilight: THIS IS WITHOUT REASON!!!
Pinkie Pie: *Reviving Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets up, but immediately goes down* Education time over.
Pinkie Pie: *Reviving Twilight*
Halfway through the revival, the trap turned off.
Twilight: *Gets up* Even monkeys farr from trees.
Pinkie Pie: *Runs with Twilight towards the teleporter, but looks at the seats in the theater, and then at the screen behind her* The seats. The screen. They wanted to implant the mind with instructions.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives with Applejack* Where have you two been?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, we were having some fun. Right Twilight.
Twilight: *Her cheeks turn red, and she stays silent*
Applejack: Well we practically got all the zombies.
Pinkie Pie: Then how come we are still on this round? Hmm?
Applejack: I said practically. There's still a few more around here.
Rainbow Dash: I see them. *Gets closer, and shoots them with her Stakeout*
Applejack: Now we got them all.
Round 6 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1180
Applejack: 1170
Pinkie Pie: 1340
Twilight Sparkle: 710
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 58 (3 head shots)
Applejack: 42 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 40 (2 revives) (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 39 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 7 is beginning
Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*
The theater started to shake.
Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* You see what happens when you touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the teleporter*
Zombie: *Dies from the electricity*
They were teleported into the film room, where the camera played the movie for the ponies to see in the theater.
The four of them saw a bag where they could buy more grenades, so they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the heads off of three zombies* You're buried for good now!
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies* Die you filthy creature.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent shooting Applejack. Perhaps aim at Dashie next time. *Shooting more zombies with her MP40. Their heads get shot off* Oh, it smells so wunderbar!!
Twilight: *Shooting more zombies as she goes up the stairs*
Rainbow Dash: There's too many of them. Let's follow Twilight. *Follows Twilight*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of Rainbow Dash* A picture, of the ugry pegasus.
Rainbow Dash: *Passing Twilight* Come on Twilight, the zombies are coming!!
Applejack: *Running with Pinkie Pie, letting her pass, as she turns on an electric trap* That oughta protect our worthless princess. *Runs off*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of the pony covered entirely in black* Ha, maybe what once was, is no more, but sharr be again. *Moves onto Applejack's picture* She's so drunk, that I can smerr her breath, through this portrait. *Moves onto Pinkie Pie's picture* Honor to the doctor... What am I saying? Pinkie's no doctor.
Meanwhile
Pinkie Pie: *Still running with Applejack, and Rainbow Dash as she shoots the head off of a zombie* The doctor says, DIE!!!!!
Applejack: When did she become a doctor?
Rainbow Dash: *Shrugs, and shoots two zombies*
Twilight: *Looks at a picture of herself* This is a picture of a great warrior!
The trap behind her turned off, and two zombies appeared.
Twilight: *Shoots the heads off of both zombies. One of them drops a hammer, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.
Every barrier was being repaired.
Twilight: That wirr hord them out for a while.
Round 7 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1650
Applejack: 1550
Pinkie Pie: 2080
Twilight Sparkle: 1160
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 69 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 51 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 51 (2 revives) (41 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 45 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 8 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.
Lead by Rainbow Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the next room.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of you to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, you do it. You have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy the door. *Buys the door to the next room, and shoots six zombies as the others run inside*
Applejack: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
A Galil appeared
Applejack: *Replacing her Olympia with the Galil* I got 99 problems, but a gun ain't one. *Shooting the heads off of nine zombies, using only eight bullets* Have a round on me. Get it? Because... never mind, fuck you.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to the Mystery Box, but has to wait behind Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
A cymbal monkey appeared
Twilight: *Takes the monkeys* Cerestia, wirr be amused.
Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight, wind it up, and see if Pinkie Pie will chase it down! *Shoots the arm off of a zombie, and kills it* Can't swing without that arm puss brain.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: Let's be friends! *Lands on the cord from the teleporter to the pad*
As the monkey played it's song, the zombies ran towards it.
Applejack: *Reloads her Galil* I can't believe that works.
Zombies: *Die from the exploding monkey*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An Aug appeared
Pinkie Pie: *Replaces the M14 with the Aug* Hey, you know what this calls for? A PARTY!! *Shooting the heads off of twelve zombies*
Rainbow Dash: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An HK21 appeared
Rainbow Dash: *Replaces the Olympia with the HK21* Yo! Zombie! Wanna try out my new gun?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the rest of the zombies, by blowing their heads off*
Rainbow Dash: Or, let Pinkie Pie do that.
Round 8 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 370
Applejack: 1180
Pinkie Pie: 2570
Twilight Sparkle: 810
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 76 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 59 (2 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 75 (2 revives) (65 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 55 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 9 is beginning
Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.
Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir you are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: Pony up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing zombies, but quickly gets surrounded*
Zombies: *Take down Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Help me!! They are displeased!
Applejack & Twilight: *Arrive after connecting the core to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Reviving Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets up* I'll get you something nice when this is over.
Applejack: *Gets into the teleporter with the others, and shoots a crawler*
Crawler: *Dies, and lets out gas*
Applejack: Ugh, that smells disgusting, like my friend Rarity. She's pretty though. Pretty, and smelly. Weird combo.
Rainbow Dash: *Stabs a zombie* How do you like that creepy crawler?!
Pinkie Pie: You are so annoying Rainbow Dash. *Throws a grenade, which hits a zombie, killing it*
Twilight: *Stabs two zombies* Continuance is strength, so I sharr continue!
The insta-kill ended, and Pinkie Pie turned on the teleporter
Applejack: *Goes to the Pack A Punch, and tries to buy it* What? That stripper must have stolen my money!
Rainbow Dash: You see male strippers?
Applejack: Yes.
With that out of the way, they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.
Pinkie Pie: The teleporter is supposed to take us to different parts of the world. Perhaps it will work next time.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You're not Sweetie Belle. *Lands in the theater, between the seats in the last aisle*
Zombies: *Going towards the monkey*
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie trying to get out of a barrier* Die Satan's minion!
Pinkie Pie: *Buys a Quick Revive, and drinks it. She throws the bottle onto the ground, shattering into tine pieces* For the revival of the un-fittest!
Monkey: *Explodes, killing the zombies surrounding it*
Twilight: You arr kneer before the emperor!
Rainbow Dash: Beautiful!
But the round wasn't over yet. More zombies started coming from the room to the right.
Rainbow Dash: *Using her HK21, she shoots the 20 zombies coming towards her, and the other ponies*
Zombies: *Die*
Rainbow Dash: Hey zombies, you're dying over here!! *Kills the last one*
Round 9 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2820
Applejack: 1530
Pinkie Pie: 1290
Twilight Sparkle: 1580
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 105 (17 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 70 (2 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 84 (2 revives) (65 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 72 (7 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 10 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* Rainbow Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: You don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think Rainbow is right, it is a bit fishy.
Twilight: *Buys a quick revive, and drinks it* A drink that requires a, mature honor.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Was it bad? What did I tell you?
Applejack: You're right. It was terrible.
Rainbow Dash: But the jugger-nog is good. When you get enough points, buy one. It not only tastes good, but increases your health.
Twilight: Dury noted.
Rainbow Dash: Also, when the bottle is empty, you can use it to kill zombies.
Pinkie Pie: *Passes them, being chased by multiple zombies* Hey guys, I am surrounded.
Rainbow Dash: Oh wonderful, Pinkie Pie found all of her friends. Let's leave her there, and let her have fun.
Pinkie Pie: I am not having fun! Save me!!
Applejack: You do have a gun Pinkie. Can't you use it?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, that's right. *Shoots the heads off of every zombie chasing her*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a zombie to her left, and shoots it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of two zombies* The anguish cries of the damned, make such music.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots a zombie running towards her. It drops a double points power up, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Double points.
Rainbow Dash: Wait. We are keeping score?
Twilight: Of course. That's what we use to buy things.
Pinkie Pie: *Going to the mystery box, and starts shooting heads off of more zombies* Pitty, he had such will to live. *Gets to the mystery box, and spends 950 points*
A Spas 12 appeared
Pinkie Pie: *Takes the shotgun* You know, un shotgun is just so much fun!!!! *Fires eight bullets at 9 zombies, and reloads*
Seven of them were killed
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the other 2 zombies* Can't swing without that arm puss brain. *Gets to the mystery box, and spends 950 points*
A Commando appeared
Rainbow Dash: *Replaces the Stakeout with the Commando* This'll do the trick! *Shoots the heads off of three zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Switches back to her Aug, and shoots the heads off of more zombies* Yes. Yeah, yeah! DIE!!!!!
The double points ended
Applejack: *Shooting zombies side by side with Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: I wanna play. *Lands on top of the stairs*
Zombies: *Attacking Twilight*
Twilight: *Goes down* This is without reason!!
Zombies: *Going towards the monkey*
Applejack: *Reviving Twilight*
Twilight: Oh, your honor has improved.
Zombies: *Die from the monkey*
Twilight: Amazing!
Applejack: Now all you gotta do is stop being accident prone. *Shoots the last zombie*
Round 10 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1420
Applejack: 450
Pinkie Pie: 3820
Twilight Sparkle: 1120
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 110 (20 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 73 (3 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 116 (2 revives) (90 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 87 (7 head shots) (Downed 5 times)
Round 11 is beginning
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No more meat for you.
Applejack: You were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*
They were back in the projector room
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of 8 zombies with her Aug. She goes to the pack a punch, but doesn't have enough points for it* Alas, the doc is too poor to buy this.
With that out of the way, they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them into random parts of the world
Twilight: *In Japan* Ah, I am honored.
Pinkie Pie: *In a dentist's office. She finds a film reel to put in the projector, and takes it*
Song (Start at 1:23): link
Applejack: *In Moscow*
Russian Ponies: *Marching while carrying AK47's*
Applejack: Looks like I'm back in my home country. Mind if I borrow this? *Takes an AK47 from one of the Russians*
Stop the song
Rainbow Dash: *Standing on a train track, next to a windmill* Where am I?
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: And, where's that music coming from?
Thomas: *Coming towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Scared* Holy shit!! It's a train with a face!!! *Flies away*
Thomas: *Gets wings with jet engines, and chases Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh fuck!! It's a train with a face, and jet engines!!!
Stop the song
Back at Kino Der Toten
Applejack: *Buys the door to the alley, and walks outside*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Following Applejack*
Twilight: I am jearous, that Apprejack has an AK47.
Rainbow Dash: *Tired, and depressed. She is sitting down while leaning on a wall, holding Thomas The Tank Engine merchandise*
Applejack: Looks like something brought you down Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: I saw something worse than the zombies we're fighting.
Applejack: I think we've noticed. Come on. *Helps Rainbow Dash up onto her hooves* We can do this.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to the Double Tap, and tries to buy it, but she doesn't have enough points* Aw, need some money for that hotness.
Twilight: What's so hot about it? *Tries to buy it, but she can't buy it either* I require more funds.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throws a grenade, killing another zombie* He's become random bits of joy. *Shoots the head off of a zombie with the Spas 12, and picks up a Carpenter power up dropped by the zombie*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.
Pinkie Pie: They are held outside for a little while now.
Twilight: *Shooting more zombies with her Stakeout, and goes to the mystery box, spending 950 points*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling, as it goes through the ceiling without putting a hole in it*
Sweetie Belle: *Making the box shake, and go up* Yeah, hahahahahahahaha! Bye bye! *Moves the Mystery Box*
Twilight: Who is responsibre for this?!!?!
Rainbow Dash: *Using her HK21, she shoots the heads off of 4 zombies* No head, no dinner. Awesome.
Round 11 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2240
Applejack: 650
Pinkie Pie: 4980
Twilight Sparkle: 1620
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 118 (24 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 73 (3 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 128 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 91 (8 head shots) (Downed 5 times)
Round 12 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*
Fog started to rise.
Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that answers our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*
They got distracted with Elvis, and the next Hell Hound to come took down Twilight
Twilight: I have farren into darkness!
Applejack: *Kills the Hell Hound with her Galil, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: Even monkeys farr from trees.
Rainbow Dash: *Kills the next Hell Hound* Fuck you Fido!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills the next one with her Spas 12*
Applejack: Quick question. Why aren't we running?
Others: *Confused, they head back inside*
Hell Hound: *Following them, it's too far away to attack*
Twilight: Great thinking Apprejack. Maybe you are good for something after arr.
Applejack: Hardy har. *Switches to her AK47, and shoots the Hell Hound*
Rainbow Dash: *Leading the group into the theater. As they go to the teleporter, they see the Mystery Box* Twilight, we'll cover you.
Twilight: Arigato comrades. *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An RPK appeared
Twilight: *Takes the RPK, replacing the Olympia* I wirr fire honor at them mightiry.
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Shooting two Hell Hounds at the same time*
Twilight: *Shoots the last Hell Hound* Back to nothing with you.
When the Max Ammo appeared, everyone reloaded all of their weapons
Applejack: *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max Ammo.
Applejack: It is happy hour!
Round 12 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2420
Applejack: 710
Pinkie Pie: 5100
Twilight Sparkle: 1630
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 121 (1 revive) (24 head shots)
Applejack: 74 (4 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 130 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 6 times)
Round 13 is beginning
Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*
A C275 appeared
Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*
They were back in the projector room
Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector, then she spends 5,000 points on Pack a punch for her Spas 12* So many gears. Such German ingenuity.
The Spas 12 turned into the Spaz 24
Pinkie Pie: Now this, is the POWER!!!!!!!!!
As the others threw grenades at the zombies, this happened
Twilight: *Constantly trying to buy the Pack A Punch* I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds.
Pinkie Pie: Is there an off switch on that princess? *Buys more grenades*
Rainbow Dash: Doubt it. *Buys more grenades*
Applejack: *Buys more grenades*
The teleported then took them to random parts of the world
Pinkie Pie: *Finds another film reel in a small room where a big teddy bear with a glowing red eye sits*
Twilight: *In a dentist's office*
Applejack: *In a business room with a film projector, and a model rocket*
Rainbow Dash: *Back on the Island Of Sodor*
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Rainbow Dash: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!! *Running away*
Thomas: *Chasing Rainbow Dash with Percy, and Toby*
Stop the song
Back in Kino Der Toten
Rainbow Dash: IT HAPPENED AGAIN APPLEJACK!! *Hugging Applejack* Hide me....
Applejack: Oh come on Rainbow. It's nothing to worry about. *Shoots five zombies with her Galil* That's what we have to worry about.
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting six zombies with her HK21* Just look at them all die!! Steerike!!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills three zombies with one shot of her Spaz 24, and picks up a Fire Sale*
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Sweetie Belle: Fire Sale.
Pinkie Pie: Flashy lights!! Flashy lights!! *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the first room*
Applejack: *Goes to the room in the left, and spends 10 points*
Twilight: *In the room to the right, and spends 10 points*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots seven zombies as she gets into the theater. She spends 10 points on the mystery box there, but it gives her a bow & arrow* Not taking it. *Shoots eight more zombies*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with a Ray Gun* Hello Ray. Would you like to have some vodka?
Pinkie Pie: *Replacing the Aug with a RPK* I'll be able to smell the contents from their intestines.
Twilight: *Replaces the C275 with a HS10, but gets downed immediately* THIS IS WITHOUT REASON!!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the zombies, and goes to rescue Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets revived* You have much honor.
Stop the song
Round 13 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 3950
Applejack: 1120
Pinkie Pie: 980
Twilight Sparkle: 630
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 142 (1 revive) (31 head shots)
Applejack: 79 (4 revives) (15 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 138 (3 revives) (109 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following Rainbow Dash as she goes to buy Mule Kick
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her Ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why you said it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring Pinkie Pie a doctor?) *Shoots three zombies with her HS10* With the force of 1,000 wombats, you die!
Rainbow Dash: Downstairs everypony! We're going to the dressing room. *Running downstairs*
The four ponies ran through the room where the Stakeout, and MP40 was located, each shooting five zombies.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the left, and finds a piece of the meteor on a stand under glass* I found a piece of the meteor!
Rainbow Dash: *Leads everypony onto the stage, and shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throwing a grenade, which kills three zombies. One of them has his front legs fall off* He cannot fight now. He's been, disarmed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rainbow Dash: We got a crawler thanks to Pinkie Pie! *Kills the crawler*
Pinkie Pie: *Not happy* Rainbow Dash! *Points at the dead crawler* Look what you've done! *Clicks her tongue five times*
Applejack: *Kills seven zombies with her Galil* One of them dropped a fire sale! *Runs towards it*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting more zombies*
Applejack: *Gets the fire sale*
Song: link
Sweetie Belle: Fire sale.
Applejack: What is happening? That music sucks. I need another drink. *Goes to the mystery box to her left, and spends 10 points, while drinking vodka*
Rainbow Dash: *Runs to the starting room, and spends 10 points on the mystery box there*
Twilight: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box backstage*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the dressing room*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with the Thundergun, and shoots a big rush of air at 20 zombies to her right. They all die* Crushed under the might of the red army!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets a L115 Sniper Rifle* Fighting me upclose isn't fair, and now I get a sniper rifle?
Pinkie Pie: *Gets the monkeys* The amazing monkey OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Replaces the HS10 with a Famas* Ah, the burrets, sharr rain upon the demon spawn.
Stop the song
Pinkie Pie: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You look friendly. *Lands behind the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Claymores, and buys them. She runs to where Applejack is*
Zombies: *Die from the monkey explosion*
Pinkie Pie: Die my pretty! Die!
Applejack: *Shoots another rush of wind at the zombies* No! No vodka for you!
Pinkie Pie: Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint. *Throws a grenade, killing four zombies, and making a crawler* He's become random bits of joy.
Twilight: *Arrives* This is no time for pray. *Kills the crawler*
Zombie: *Walking towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Pinkie Pie: Want me to take him?
Twilight: By arr means.
But a bullet already hit the zombie in the head.
Pinkie Pie: *Angry, looks at Rainbow Dash who is behind her* Damn you Rainbow!!!
Rainbow Dash: I hope you can appreciate a perfect shot. *Blows the smoke coming out of her rifle*
Round 14 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1200
Applejack: 4150
Pinkie Pie: 2750
Twilight Sparkle: 1400
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 163 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Applejack: 135 (4 revives) (17 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 176 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Round 15 is beginning. Now I am listing the perks that the ponies have.
Rainbow Dash: I'm never going in that teleporter again!!
Applejack: Those zombies will kill you.
Pinkie Pie: Let the pegasus make her own decision.
Twilight: *Sees a horde of zombies coming* If we're going to reave, we must go now.
Rainbow Dash: Get going, I'll cover you. *Shooting the zombies, and watching them all die* You had no chance bone monkey!
Pinkie Pie: *Uses the teleporter with Applejack, and Twilight*
Rainbow Dash: I'd rather deal with all you zombies, instead of ending up on some island with demonic trains. *Shooting the zombies while running to the claymores. She buys them, and plants some, while buying the room to the left*
Twilight: I don't get why Rainbow didn't want to use the tereporter.
Applejack: She's afraid of ending up on some island with talking trains.
Twilight: Tarking trains?! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oh, das is good. We need to make fun of her for that.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes downstairs, and buys the gate, running down the alley, looking at the zombies chasing her* You corner me, you'll get dead very quick.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, almost forgot. *Puts the film she found in the teddy bear room into the projector*
Then, they started to teleport.
Twilight: *In a house, she hears shouting downstairs, but finds film to put in the projector* Why do we not get points for this?
Pinkie Pie: *In Milford New Jersey* I have been recognized by SeanThe- ehhh, *Thinks* The Illuminati!
Song (Start it at 2:14): link
Applejack: *On Sodor*
Thomas: *Stops in front of Applejack*
Applejack: This is what Rainbow is afraid of? A talking train?
Percy: *Arrives with Toby, Duck, Oliver, Henry, Gordon, and James*
Applejack: *Looks at the other trains* Hi. Why don't you say something?
Thomas: *Deploys a M249 from his left side*
Other Trains: *Deploy a M249 from their sides*
Applejack: Either I'm drunk, or those trains are pointing guns at me.
Thomas & Friends: *Shooting at Applejack*
Applejack: Whoa! *Running away, but gets shot in the leg, and more bullets hit her in the back*
Thomas & Friends: *Continue shooting at Applejack*
Applejack: *Covered in blood, and bullet holes* a-AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Falls down, and dies*
Oliver: *Moves towards Applejack, shoots her twenty more times, and runs her over*
Thomas & Friends: *Leaving the scene*
Applejack left the game
Pinkie Pie: *Back at Kino Der Toten with Twilight* Oh no!! Applejack left the game!
Twilight: She was probabry too chicken to continue the fight.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* What happened to Applejack?
Pinkie Pie: She left.
Rainbow Dash: Something must have happened to her.
Twilight: Rike what?
Rainbow Dash: She could have gone to that Island with the trains.
Twilight: Oh yeah, the one you're afraid of.
Pinkie Pie: Hold that thought. *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: Let's be friends. *Lands in the theater*
Zombies: *Staying at the monkey, and die when it explodes*
Pinkie Pie: That's so humorous. *Laughs*
Rainbow Dash: *Switches to her Commando, and shoots two more zombies to the right* Nope, no coming back from that.
Round 15 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 160
Pinkie Pie: 3350
Twilight Sparkle: 1400
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 203 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 191 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Perks
Rainbow Dash: Juggernog, Mule Kick
Pinkie Pie: Quick Revive
Twilight: None
Round 16 is beginning.
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: The teddy bear fuers my nightmares! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Zombie: *Dies after passing the claymore*
Rainbow Dash: Those blood sucking gutter slugs are going out Dashie style!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie style is more effective. *Shoots the heads off of five zombies*
Twilight: The mystery box is in the arrey.
Pinkie Pie: Follow me! *Runs to the mystery box*
Rainbow Dash & Twilight: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies* Leave me be!!
Twilight: *Shoots two zombies, blowing their heads off* Amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Perfect, as I would expect from a pony like you.
Twilight: Thank you for your compriment.
Pinkie Pie: *In the alleyway, and buys the Mystery Box*
A Ray Gun appears
Pinkie Pie: *Swaps the RPK for the Ray Gun* It's a Ray Gun!
Rainbow Dash: Wanna use the box next Twilight?
Twilight: With preasure.
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting zombies with her HK21*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: Again?! What the fuck?! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Pinkie Pie: That is bad luck my friend. *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You're not Sweetie Belle! *Lands next to the Double Tap machine*
Rainbow Dash: Let's pass the gate, and go upstairs. *Runs passing a gate, and going upstairs*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Bye bye!
Pinkie Pie: Squishy squishy little bug. *Following Rainbow Dash*
Twilight: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Switches to her Commando, and shoots three more zombies* Move it! This ain't cuddle time! *Passes the dead zombies, and runs to the dressing room*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulling Twilight, and running up the aisle in the theater*
Twilight: We are abandoning Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie: I know that. We're going to let her fight on her own.
Twilight: That isn't right. We are a team.
Rainbow Dash: *Finds the Mystery Box in the room with the Stakeout, and MP40, but she also finds a lot of zombies following her* Oh come on! Where's my backup?!!? *Running upstairs* Did Pinkie Pie send you all?! *Shooting the zombies with her Commando*
Pinkie Pie: *Passing the pictures with Twilight, and going downstairs* I bet you that- *Gets behind Rainbow Dash, and sees that she is taking down the zombies with no struggle, only now Rainbow Dash is using her HK21* -rainbow dash, will be dead soon.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: I wanna play! *Lands in the dressing room*
Zombies: *Walking away from Rainbow Dash, and going into the dressing room*
Twilight: *Watching half the zombies die* You exprode with honor!!
Rainbow Dash: Well done Twilight, you saved my back.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the remaining zombies*
Round 16 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1960
Pinkie Pie: 1800
Twilight Sparkle: 2000
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 236 (1 revive) (37 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 221 (3 revives) (139 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 117 (11 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Perks
Rainbow Dash: Juggernog, Mule Kick
Pinkie Pie: Juggernog, Quick Revive
Twilight: None
Round 17 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*
Rainbow Dash has left the game
Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.
As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck next time zombies.
Twilight: You give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants two claymores back stage*
Zombies: *Die from the claymores*
Pinkie Pie: Their screams are so, erotic. Yeah!
Twilight: Now is not the time to act rike Rarity. *Runs to the core*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the zombies with her Ray Gun*
Twilight: *Gets to the core, and links it to the teleporter*
Zombies: *Blocking Twilight's path. They take her down*
Twilight: Is this how it ends?!
Pinkie Pie: I'll save you Twilight! *Shooting the zombies with her Ray Gun*
Unfortunately for Pinkie Pie, she was out of monkeys, and there were too many zombies.
Pinkie Pie: Do you like my glowing green balls?! *Gets taken down by the zombies* No! It cannot be!! I am downed!!!
Game over. You survived 17 rounds.
Score
Pinkie Pie: 1800
Twilight Sparkle: 2000
Kill count
Pinkie Pie: 221 (3 revives) (139 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 117 (11 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed by Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, or not.
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Pinkie Pie: *Putting a new casette into her radio*
My Little Pony: Zombies
Pinkie Pie: Entry 749021!!!! Perhaps this station will hold the keys to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little filly disappear to? Only time will tell us in this, theater of the damned! *Making static noises*
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Pinkie Pie: Entry 749022. Ignore everything I said in entry 749021. It's all lies. Or, at least the 2nd half is.
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Pinkie Pie: Entry 749023. I'm having too much fun with this, even if I only made 4 entries, and not over 700,000 of them. That would be too much work!
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle teleported into Kino Der Toten. They each had 500 points, an M1911 pistol, and a knife.
Pinkie Pie: *Running upstairs to a barrier* There's no power. How suspicious.... OR OBVIOUS!!
Applejack: *Goes to the barrier below the floor that Pinkie Pie is on, and finds part of the meteor* Oh I found a rock. Great.
Twilight Sparkle: *Goes to the barrier near the Quick Revive, and throws a grenade, killing two zombies* I take great preasure in ending you!
Rainbow Dash: *Stabs a zombie with her knife*
Applejack: *Stabs two zombies* Die you filthy creature.
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at a zombie, and kills it*
Round 1 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 630
Applejack: 760
Pinkie Pie: 500
Twilight Sparkle: 860
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 1
Applejack: 2
Pinkie Pie: 0
Twilight Sparkle: 3
Round 2 is beginning.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the M14, and buys it. She struggles to carry it* This is just so heavy.
Rainbow Dash: *Buys the Olympia* No more nice pony bone jaws. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Applejack: *Runs to the Olympia, and buys it* A shotgun. Now I just need a shot blast. Hehe.
Rainbow Dash: Sorry Applejack, that wasn't funny. *Shoots a zombie*
Applejack: *Runs back to her barrier, and shoots two zombies* I just killed a million zombies. Why is no one helping?
Pinkie Pie: *Blows the head off of a zombie* Yes. Ya, ya! DIE!!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Buys the Olympia* I wirr end their suffering. *Runs back to her barrier*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another zombie, and reloads*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* You'rr arr kneer before the empire!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with one bullet*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then switches to her M1911. She shoots a zombie three times, and then stabs it, which kills it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of another zombie* Ah, you must be punished. You're dirty! Dirty!
Rainbow Dash: *Reloading the Olympia, and shoots another zombie* Meet Rainbow Dash! You're worst nightmare!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Round 2 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 510
Applejack: 500
Pinkie Pie: 450
Twilight Sparkle: 520
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 7
Applejack: 6
Pinkie Pie: 4 (4 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 6
Round 3 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die you undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* You exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the second zombie with her knife, killing the zombie* Raagh!
Applejack: *Throws another grenade killing three zombies* I'll drink to your death.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of a zombie* Oh, his torture was so beautiful. *Shoots the head off of another zombie* And, he is no longer with us.
Twilight: *Throws another grenade, killing three zombies* That is 1 for Twiright, 0 for zombie.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another zombie, then reloads her shotgun. Two more appear, and she shoots the both of them* Awesome!!
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie with her shotgun, and stabs another one three times until it dies* Reaaaagh!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots a zombie, and runs to the door behind her. She buys it, and goes to an area that says toiletten* Ah, a bathroom. Not a very interesting place. Unless you're German. LIKE ME!!
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, Pinkie Pie abandoned us. Typical. *Shoots another zombie, then runs to the barrier that Pinkie was at*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to see pictures of herself, and her teammates. She sees the picture of Rainbow Dash* Hello Dashie. Oh, it's just a portrait. AN UGLY ONE! *Looks at a picture of a pony covered entirely in black* This one didn't photograph so well. *Runs to Applejack's picture* Her eyes are following me. *Runs to her picture* Oh look, it's me. But not quite as magnificent! *Goes to Twilight's picture* Ah, it's a picture of the princess.
While Pinkie Pie was looking at the pictures, the other ponies killed the rest of the zombies
Round 3 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1300
Applejack: 1140
Pinkie Pie: 40
Twilight Sparkle: 1210
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 18
Applejack: 17
Pinkie Pie: 9 (9 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 18 (1 head shot)
Round 4 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and buy this door!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies behind her, and buys the door*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs in*
Zombies: *Running after Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: Well, at least they aren't going after me. *Goes to the pictures*
Twilight: *Shoots two zombies with the Olympia, and reloads* You have an unhappy ending! *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees her picture* Ah, a tale of two Rainbow Dash's. Starts off slow, but has a happy ending.
Pinkie Pie: *After shooting the heads off of three zombies, she has enough points to buy the MP40, replacing the M1911* The MP40!! Wunderbar!!! *Shooting the heads off of more zombies* Taste my medicine squishy beast!
Rainbow Dash: *Moves on to the picture of a pony covered entirely in black* Hey, check it out! It's nopony! *Shoots two zombies coming from her right*
Zombies: *Surrounding Twilight, and hitting her*
Twilight: *Downed* This cannot be!
Applejack: *Shooting the zombies, and runs up the stairs to her right. She shoots more zombies, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: You have much honor.
Rainbow Dash: *Moves onto Applejack's picture* Woah, looks like Applejack put on a few pounds. What's she been eating?
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of three zombies* Oh, his torture was so beautiful. *Reloads*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Pinkie Pie's picture* Her portrait's bigger than everypony else's. Must be trying to compensate for something. *Sees Twilight's picture* Aw, our wittle bundle of bad ass.
Twilight: *Reloading her Olympia, and gets downed by five zombies* This is not how I wish to die! *Shooting the zombies with her M1911*
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies, seeing that Twilight killed the rest of them. She goes to Twilight to revive her*
Twilight: I wirr not ret anything distract me rike that again.
Rainbow Dash: *Runs downstairs to where Pinkie Pie is, and starts shooting ponies coming from the barrier by the Stakeout*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of more zombies* I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots more zombies*
Applejack: We should go join up with the others.
Twilight: But who wirr take care of these zombies?
Applejack: Fine, stay here, and get yourself killed, but this time, I won't come to your rescue. *Runs over to the area that says toiletten* Perfect, I shall piss in style here.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then goes to buy the stakeout, replacing the M1911* It's slaughter time. *Shoots three zombies with two shots from her stakeout* Woo-hoo!!
Applejack: *Sees Rainbow Dash's picture* Hey Rainbow, I think they got your bad side. *Looks at the picture of a pony covered entirely in black* Hey, someone stole the image from this picture. *Goes to her own picture* Well they do say the screen takes on ten pounds. *Goes to Pinkie Pie's painting* Pinkie Pie looks a lot younger in this painting. *Angrily looks at Twilight's picture, and quietly talks* I hate you Twilight.
Twilight: *Kills the last zombie*
Round 4 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 160
Applejack: 2050
Pinkie Pie: 940
Twilight Sparkle: 1690
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 43
Applejack: 33 (2 revives)
Pinkie Pie: 35 (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 31 (3 head shots) (Downed 2 times)
Round 5 is beginning
This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Rainbow Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* You can use your MP40 you know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the next Hell Hound* What have you done to the poor puppies?!!?!?!
Applejack, and Twilight arrived, they shot two Hell Hounds, and replaced their M1911's with Stakeouts.
Applejack: They stand no chance against this Soviet.
Twilight: Soviet? *Buys her Stakeout* When did Apprejack become a Soviet? *Turns around, and shoots a Hell Hound* You wirr not take me!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two more Hell Hound's, and begins to reload* Nice of you two to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a Hell Hound* Well, you know how Twilight is accident prone.
Twilight: You have no need to dishonor me. *Shoots two Hell Hounds* How many more of these do we have to kirr?
Rainbow Dash: A few more. *Shoots a Hell Hound*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Ah! I don't like it when they lick me.
Applejack: *Shoots the final Hell Hound* Ugh, I got fur in my mouth.
When the last Hell Hound was killed, the four ponies reloaded all of their weapons, because in front of them was a max ammo.
Rainbow Dash: Did everypony reload all of their weapons?
Pinkie Pie: YES!! *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max ammo.
Pinkie Pie: Ammo to the max, yeah?!
Round 5 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 580
Applejack: 730
Pinkie Pie: 4040
Twilight Sparkle: 490
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 50
Applejack: 36 (2 revives) (1 head shot)
Pinkie Pie: 40 (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 35 (3 head shots) (Downed 2 times)
Round 6 is beginning
As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.
Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with Rainbow Dash, and Applejack*
The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on an electric trap which takes down Twilight*
Twilight: THIS IS WITHOUT REASON!!!
Pinkie Pie: *Reviving Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets up, but immediately goes down* Education time over.
Pinkie Pie: *Reviving Twilight*
Halfway through the revival, the trap turned off.
Twilight: *Gets up* Even monkeys farr from trees.
Pinkie Pie: *Runs with Twilight towards the teleporter, but looks at the seats in the theater, and then at the screen behind her* The seats. The screen. They wanted to implant the mind with instructions.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives with Applejack* Where have you two been?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, we were having some fun. Right Twilight.
Twilight: *Her cheeks turn red, and she stays silent*
Applejack: Well we practically got all the zombies.
Pinkie Pie: Then how come we are still on this round? Hmm?
Applejack: I said practically. There's still a few more around here.
Rainbow Dash: I see them. *Gets closer, and shoots them with her Stakeout*
Applejack: Now we got them all.
Round 6 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1180
Applejack: 1170
Pinkie Pie: 1340
Twilight Sparkle: 710
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 58 (3 head shots)
Applejack: 42 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 40 (2 revives) (35 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 39 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 7 is beginning
Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*
The theater started to shake.
Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* You see what happens when you touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the teleporter*
Zombie: *Dies from the electricity*
They were teleported into the film room, where the camera played the movie for the ponies to see in the theater.
The four of them saw a bag where they could buy more grenades, so they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the heads off of three zombies* You're buried for good now!
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies* Die you filthy creature.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent shooting Applejack. Perhaps aim at Dashie next time. *Shooting more zombies with her MP40. Their heads get shot off* Oh, it smells so wunderbar!!
Twilight: *Shooting more zombies as she goes up the stairs*
Rainbow Dash: There's too many of them. Let's follow Twilight. *Follows Twilight*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of Rainbow Dash* A picture, of the ugry pegasus.
Rainbow Dash: *Passing Twilight* Come on Twilight, the zombies are coming!!
Applejack: *Running with Pinkie Pie, letting her pass, as she turns on an electric trap* That oughta protect our worthless princess. *Runs off*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of the pony covered entirely in black* Ha, maybe what once was, is no more, but sharr be again. *Moves onto Applejack's picture* She's so drunk, that I can smerr her breath, through this portrait. *Moves onto Pinkie Pie's picture* Honor to the doctor... What am I saying? Pinkie's no doctor.
Meanwhile
Pinkie Pie: *Still running with Applejack, and Rainbow Dash as she shoots the head off of a zombie* The doctor says, DIE!!!!!
Applejack: When did she become a doctor?
Rainbow Dash: *Shrugs, and shoots two zombies*
Twilight: *Looks at a picture of herself* This is a picture of a great warrior!
The trap behind her turned off, and two zombies appeared.
Twilight: *Shoots the heads off of both zombies. One of them drops a hammer, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.
Every barrier was being repaired.
Twilight: That wirr hord them out for a while.
Round 7 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1650
Applejack: 1550
Pinkie Pie: 2080
Twilight Sparkle: 1160
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 69 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 51 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 51 (2 revives) (41 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 45 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 8 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.
Lead by Rainbow Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the next room.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of you to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, you do it. You have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy the door. *Buys the door to the next room, and shoots six zombies as the others run inside*
Applejack: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
A Galil appeared
Applejack: *Replacing her Olympia with the Galil* I got 99 problems, but a gun ain't one. *Shooting the heads off of nine zombies, using only eight bullets* Have a round on me. Get it? Because... never mind, fuck you.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to the Mystery Box, but has to wait behind Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
A cymbal monkey appeared
Twilight: *Takes the monkeys* Cerestia, wirr be amused.
Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight, wind it up, and see if Pinkie Pie will chase it down! *Shoots the arm off of a zombie, and kills it* Can't swing without that arm puss brain.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: Let's be friends! *Lands on the cord from the teleporter to the pad*
As the monkey played it's song, the zombies ran towards it.
Applejack: *Reloads her Galil* I can't believe that works.
Zombies: *Die from the exploding monkey*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An Aug appeared
Pinkie Pie: *Replaces the M14 with the Aug* Hey, you know what this calls for? A PARTY!! *Shooting the heads off of twelve zombies*
Rainbow Dash: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An HK21 appeared
Rainbow Dash: *Replaces the Olympia with the HK21* Yo! Zombie! Wanna try out my new gun?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the rest of the zombies, by blowing their heads off*
Rainbow Dash: Or, let Pinkie Pie do that.
Round 8 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 370
Applejack: 1180
Pinkie Pie: 2570
Twilight Sparkle: 810
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 76 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 59 (2 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 75 (2 revives) (65 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 55 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 9 is beginning
Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.
Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir you are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: Pony up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing zombies, but quickly gets surrounded*
Zombies: *Take down Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Help me!! They are displeased!
Applejack & Twilight: *Arrive after connecting the core to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Reviving Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets up* I'll get you something nice when this is over.
Applejack: *Gets into the teleporter with the others, and shoots a crawler*
Crawler: *Dies, and lets out gas*
Applejack: Ugh, that smells disgusting, like my friend Rarity. She's pretty though. Pretty, and smelly. Weird combo.
Rainbow Dash: *Stabs a zombie* How do you like that creepy crawler?!
Pinkie Pie: You are so annoying Rainbow Dash. *Throws a grenade, which hits a zombie, killing it*
Twilight: *Stabs two zombies* Continuance is strength, so I sharr continue!
The insta-kill ended, and Pinkie Pie turned on the teleporter
Applejack: *Goes to the Pack A Punch, and tries to buy it* What? That stripper must have stolen my money!
Rainbow Dash: You see male strippers?
Applejack: Yes.
With that out of the way, they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.
Pinkie Pie: The teleporter is supposed to take us to different parts of the world. Perhaps it will work next time.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You're not Sweetie Belle. *Lands in the theater, between the seats in the last aisle*
Zombies: *Going towards the monkey*
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie trying to get out of a barrier* Die Satan's minion!
Pinkie Pie: *Buys a Quick Revive, and drinks it. She throws the bottle onto the ground, shattering into tine pieces* For the revival of the un-fittest!
Monkey: *Explodes, killing the zombies surrounding it*
Twilight: You arr kneer before the emperor!
Rainbow Dash: Beautiful!
But the round wasn't over yet. More zombies started coming from the room to the right.
Rainbow Dash: *Using her HK21, she shoots the 20 zombies coming towards her, and the other ponies*
Zombies: *Die*
Rainbow Dash: Hey zombies, you're dying over here!! *Kills the last one*
Round 9 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2820
Applejack: 1530
Pinkie Pie: 1290
Twilight Sparkle: 1580
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 105 (17 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 70 (2 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 84 (2 revives) (65 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 72 (7 head shots) (Downed 4 times)
Round 10 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* Rainbow Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: You don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think Rainbow is right, it is a bit fishy.
Twilight: *Buys a quick revive, and drinks it* A drink that requires a, mature honor.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Was it bad? What did I tell you?
Applejack: You're right. It was terrible.
Rainbow Dash: But the jugger-nog is good. When you get enough points, buy one. It not only tastes good, but increases your health.
Twilight: Dury noted.
Rainbow Dash: Also, when the bottle is empty, you can use it to kill zombies.
Pinkie Pie: *Passes them, being chased by multiple zombies* Hey guys, I am surrounded.
Rainbow Dash: Oh wonderful, Pinkie Pie found all of her friends. Let's leave her there, and let her have fun.
Pinkie Pie: I am not having fun! Save me!!
Applejack: You do have a gun Pinkie. Can't you use it?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, that's right. *Shoots the heads off of every zombie chasing her*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a zombie to her left, and shoots it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of two zombies* The anguish cries of the damned, make such music.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots a zombie running towards her. It drops a double points power up, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Double points.
Rainbow Dash: Wait. We are keeping score?
Twilight: Of course. That's what we use to buy things.
Pinkie Pie: *Going to the mystery box, and starts shooting heads off of more zombies* Pitty, he had such will to live. *Gets to the mystery box, and spends 950 points*
A Spas 12 appeared
Pinkie Pie: *Takes the shotgun* You know, un shotgun is just so much fun!!!! *Fires eight bullets at 9 zombies, and reloads*
Seven of them were killed
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the other 2 zombies* Can't swing without that arm puss brain. *Gets to the mystery box, and spends 950 points*
A Commando appeared
Rainbow Dash: *Replaces the Stakeout with the Commando* This'll do the trick! *Shoots the heads off of three zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Switches back to her Aug, and shoots the heads off of more zombies* Yes. Yeah, yeah! DIE!!!!!
The double points ended
Applejack: *Shooting zombies side by side with Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: I wanna play. *Lands on top of the stairs*
Zombies: *Attacking Twilight*
Twilight: *Goes down* This is without reason!!
Zombies: *Going towards the monkey*
Applejack: *Reviving Twilight*
Twilight: Oh, your honor has improved.
Zombies: *Die from the monkey*
Twilight: Amazing!
Applejack: Now all you gotta do is stop being accident prone. *Shoots the last zombie*
Round 10 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1420
Applejack: 450
Pinkie Pie: 3820
Twilight Sparkle: 1120
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 110 (20 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 73 (3 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 116 (2 revives) (90 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 87 (7 head shots) (Downed 5 times)
Round 11 is beginning
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No more meat for you.
Applejack: You were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*
They were back in the projector room
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of 8 zombies with her Aug. She goes to the pack a punch, but doesn't have enough points for it* Alas, the doc is too poor to buy this.
With that out of the way, they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them into random parts of the world
Twilight: *In Japan* Ah, I am honored.
Pinkie Pie: *In a dentist's office. She finds a film reel to put in the projector, and takes it*
Song (Start at 1:23): link
Applejack: *In Moscow*
Russian Ponies: *Marching while carrying AK47's*
Applejack: Looks like I'm back in my home country. Mind if I borrow this? *Takes an AK47 from one of the Russians*
Stop the song
Rainbow Dash: *Standing on a train track, next to a windmill* Where am I?
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: And, where's that music coming from?
Thomas: *Coming towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Scared* Holy shit!! It's a train with a face!!! *Flies away*
Thomas: *Gets wings with jet engines, and chases Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh fuck!! It's a train with a face, and jet engines!!!
Stop the song
Back at Kino Der Toten
Applejack: *Buys the door to the alley, and walks outside*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Following Applejack*
Twilight: I am jearous, that Apprejack has an AK47.
Rainbow Dash: *Tired, and depressed. She is sitting down while leaning on a wall, holding Thomas The Tank Engine merchandise*
Applejack: Looks like something brought you down Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: I saw something worse than the zombies we're fighting.
Applejack: I think we've noticed. Come on. *Helps Rainbow Dash up onto her hooves* We can do this.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to the Double Tap, and tries to buy it, but she doesn't have enough points* Aw, need some money for that hotness.
Twilight: What's so hot about it? *Tries to buy it, but she can't buy it either* I require more funds.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throws a grenade, killing another zombie* He's become random bits of joy. *Shoots the head off of a zombie with the Spas 12, and picks up a Carpenter power up dropped by the zombie*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.
Pinkie Pie: They are held outside for a little while now.
Twilight: *Shooting more zombies with her Stakeout, and goes to the mystery box, spending 950 points*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling, as it goes through the ceiling without putting a hole in it*
Sweetie Belle: *Making the box shake, and go up* Yeah, hahahahahahahaha! Bye bye! *Moves the Mystery Box*
Twilight: Who is responsibre for this?!!?!
Rainbow Dash: *Using her HK21, she shoots the heads off of 4 zombies* No head, no dinner. Awesome.
Round 11 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2240
Applejack: 650
Pinkie Pie: 4980
Twilight Sparkle: 1620
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 118 (24 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 73 (3 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 128 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 91 (8 head shots) (Downed 5 times)
Round 12 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*
Fog started to rise.
Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that answers our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*
They got distracted with Elvis, and the next Hell Hound to come took down Twilight
Twilight: I have farren into darkness!
Applejack: *Kills the Hell Hound with her Galil, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: Even monkeys farr from trees.
Rainbow Dash: *Kills the next Hell Hound* Fuck you Fido!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills the next one with her Spas 12*
Applejack: Quick question. Why aren't we running?
Others: *Confused, they head back inside*
Hell Hound: *Following them, it's too far away to attack*
Twilight: Great thinking Apprejack. Maybe you are good for something after arr.
Applejack: Hardy har. *Switches to her AK47, and shoots the Hell Hound*
Rainbow Dash: *Leading the group into the theater. As they go to the teleporter, they see the Mystery Box* Twilight, we'll cover you.
Twilight: Arigato comrades. *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*
An RPK appeared
Twilight: *Takes the RPK, replacing the Olympia* I wirr fire honor at them mightiry.
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Shooting two Hell Hounds at the same time*
Twilight: *Shoots the last Hell Hound* Back to nothing with you.
When the Max Ammo appeared, everyone reloaded all of their weapons
Applejack: *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max Ammo.
Applejack: It is happy hour!
Round 12 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 2420
Applejack: 710
Pinkie Pie: 5100
Twilight Sparkle: 1630
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 121 (1 revive) (24 head shots)
Applejack: 74 (4 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 130 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 6 times)
Round 13 is beginning
Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*
A C275 appeared
Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*
They were back in the projector room
Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector, then she spends 5,000 points on Pack a punch for her Spas 12* So many gears. Such German ingenuity.
The Spas 12 turned into the Spaz 24
Pinkie Pie: Now this, is the POWER!!!!!!!!!
As the others threw grenades at the zombies, this happened
Twilight: *Constantly trying to buy the Pack A Punch* I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds. I require more funds.
Pinkie Pie: Is there an off switch on that princess? *Buys more grenades*
Rainbow Dash: Doubt it. *Buys more grenades*
Applejack: *Buys more grenades*
The teleported then took them to random parts of the world
Pinkie Pie: *Finds another film reel in a small room where a big teddy bear with a glowing red eye sits*
Twilight: *In a dentist's office*
Applejack: *In a business room with a film projector, and a model rocket*
Rainbow Dash: *Back on the Island Of Sodor*
Song (Start it at 0:05): link
Rainbow Dash: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!! *Running away*
Thomas: *Chasing Rainbow Dash with Percy, and Toby*
Stop the song
Back in Kino Der Toten
Rainbow Dash: IT HAPPENED AGAIN APPLEJACK!! *Hugging Applejack* Hide me....
Applejack: Oh come on Rainbow. It's nothing to worry about. *Shoots five zombies with her Galil* That's what we have to worry about.
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting six zombies with her HK21* Just look at them all die!! Steerike!!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills three zombies with one shot of her Spaz 24, and picks up a Fire Sale*
Song: link
Sweetie Belle: Fire Sale.
Pinkie Pie: Flashy lights!! Flashy lights!! *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the first room*
Applejack: *Goes to the room in the left, and spends 10 points*
Twilight: *In the room to the right, and spends 10 points*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots seven zombies as she gets into the theater. She spends 10 points on the mystery box there, but it gives her a bow & arrow* Not taking it. *Shoots eight more zombies*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with a Ray Gun* Hello Ray. Would you like to have some vodka?
Pinkie Pie: *Replacing the Aug with a RPK* I'll be able to smell the contents from their intestines.
Twilight: *Replaces the C275 with a HS10, but gets downed immediately* THIS IS WITHOUT REASON!!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the zombies, and goes to rescue Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets revived* You have much honor.
Stop the song
Round 13 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 3950
Applejack: 1120
Pinkie Pie: 980
Twilight Sparkle: 630
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 142 (1 revive) (31 head shots)
Applejack: 79 (4 revives) (15 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 138 (3 revives) (109 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following Rainbow Dash as she goes to buy Mule Kick
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her Ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why you said it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring Pinkie Pie a doctor?) *Shoots three zombies with her HS10* With the force of 1,000 wombats, you die!
Rainbow Dash: Downstairs everypony! We're going to the dressing room. *Running downstairs*
The four ponies ran through the room where the Stakeout, and MP40 was located, each shooting five zombies.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the left, and finds a piece of the meteor on a stand under glass* I found a piece of the meteor!
Rainbow Dash: *Leads everypony onto the stage, and shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throwing a grenade, which kills three zombies. One of them has his front legs fall off* He cannot fight now. He's been, disarmed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rainbow Dash: We got a crawler thanks to Pinkie Pie! *Kills the crawler*
Pinkie Pie: *Not happy* Rainbow Dash! *Points at the dead crawler* Look what you've done! *Clicks her tongue five times*
Applejack: *Kills seven zombies with her Galil* One of them dropped a fire sale! *Runs towards it*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting more zombies*
Applejack: *Gets the fire sale*
Song: link
Sweetie Belle: Fire sale.
Applejack: What is happening? That music sucks. I need another drink. *Goes to the mystery box to her left, and spends 10 points, while drinking vodka*
Rainbow Dash: *Runs to the starting room, and spends 10 points on the mystery box there*
Twilight: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box backstage*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the dressing room*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with the Thundergun, and shoots a big rush of air at 20 zombies to her right. They all die* Crushed under the might of the red army!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets a L115 Sniper Rifle* Fighting me upclose isn't fair, and now I get a sniper rifle?
Pinkie Pie: *Gets the monkeys* The amazing monkey OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Replaces the HS10 with a Famas* Ah, the burrets, sharr rain upon the demon spawn.
Stop the song
Pinkie Pie: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You look friendly. *Lands behind the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Claymores, and buys them. She runs to where Applejack is*
Zombies: *Die from the monkey explosion*
Pinkie Pie: Die my pretty! Die!
Applejack: *Shoots another rush of wind at the zombies* No! No vodka for you!
Pinkie Pie: Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint. *Throws a grenade, killing four zombies, and making a crawler* He's become random bits of joy.
Twilight: *Arrives* This is no time for pray. *Kills the crawler*
Zombie: *Walking towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Pinkie Pie: Want me to take him?
Twilight: By arr means.
But a bullet already hit the zombie in the head.
Pinkie Pie: *Angry, looks at Rainbow Dash who is behind her* Damn you Rainbow!!!
Rainbow Dash: I hope you can appreciate a perfect shot. *Blows the smoke coming out of her rifle*
Round 14 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1200
Applejack: 4150
Pinkie Pie: 2750
Twilight Sparkle: 1400
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 163 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Applejack: 135 (4 revives) (17 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 176 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Round 15 is beginning. Now I am listing the perks that the ponies have.
Rainbow Dash: I'm never going in that teleporter again!!
Applejack: Those zombies will kill you.
Pinkie Pie: Let the pegasus make her own decision.
Twilight: *Sees a horde of zombies coming* If we're going to reave, we must go now.
Rainbow Dash: Get going, I'll cover you. *Shooting the zombies, and watching them all die* You had no chance bone monkey!
Pinkie Pie: *Uses the teleporter with Applejack, and Twilight*
Rainbow Dash: I'd rather deal with all you zombies, instead of ending up on some island with demonic trains. *Shooting the zombies while running to the claymores. She buys them, and plants some, while buying the room to the left*
Twilight: I don't get why Rainbow didn't want to use the tereporter.
Applejack: She's afraid of ending up on some island with talking trains.
Twilight: Tarking trains?! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oh, das is good. We need to make fun of her for that.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes downstairs, and buys the gate, running down the alley, looking at the zombies chasing her* You corner me, you'll get dead very quick.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, almost forgot. *Puts the film she found in the teddy bear room into the projector*
Then, they started to teleport.
Twilight: *In a house, she hears shouting downstairs, but finds film to put in the projector* Why do we not get points for this?
Pinkie Pie: *In Milford New Jersey* I have been recognized by SeanThe- ehhh, *Thinks* The Illuminati!
Song (Start it at 2:14): link
Applejack: *On Sodor*
Thomas: *Stops in front of Applejack*
Applejack: This is what Rainbow is afraid of? A talking train?
Percy: *Arrives with Toby, Duck, Oliver, Henry, Gordon, and James*
Applejack: *Looks at the other trains* Hi. Why don't you say something?
Thomas: *Deploys a M249 from his left side*
Other Trains: *Deploy a M249 from their sides*
Applejack: Either I'm drunk, or those trains are pointing guns at me.
Thomas & Friends: *Shooting at Applejack*
Applejack: Whoa! *Running away, but gets shot in the leg, and more bullets hit her in the back*
Thomas & Friends: *Continue shooting at Applejack*
Applejack: *Covered in blood, and bullet holes* a-AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Falls down, and dies*
Oliver: *Moves towards Applejack, shoots her twenty more times, and runs her over*
Thomas & Friends: *Leaving the scene*
Applejack left the game
Pinkie Pie: *Back at Kino Der Toten with Twilight* Oh no!! Applejack left the game!
Twilight: She was probabry too chicken to continue the fight.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* What happened to Applejack?
Pinkie Pie: She left.
Rainbow Dash: Something must have happened to her.
Twilight: Rike what?
Rainbow Dash: She could have gone to that Island with the trains.
Twilight: Oh yeah, the one you're afraid of.
Pinkie Pie: Hold that thought. *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: Let's be friends. *Lands in the theater*
Zombies: *Staying at the monkey, and die when it explodes*
Pinkie Pie: That's so humorous. *Laughs*
Rainbow Dash: *Switches to her Commando, and shoots two more zombies to the right* Nope, no coming back from that.
Round 15 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 160
Pinkie Pie: 3350
Twilight Sparkle: 1400
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 203 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 191 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Perks
Rainbow Dash: Juggernog, Mule Kick
Pinkie Pie: Quick Revive
Twilight: None
Round 16 is beginning.
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: The teddy bear fuers my nightmares! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Zombie: *Dies after passing the claymore*
Rainbow Dash: Those blood sucking gutter slugs are going out Dashie style!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie style is more effective. *Shoots the heads off of five zombies*
Twilight: The mystery box is in the arrey.
Pinkie Pie: Follow me! *Runs to the mystery box*
Rainbow Dash & Twilight: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies* Leave me be!!
Twilight: *Shoots two zombies, blowing their heads off* Amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Perfect, as I would expect from a pony like you.
Twilight: Thank you for your compriment.
Pinkie Pie: *In the alleyway, and buys the Mystery Box*
A Ray Gun appears
Pinkie Pie: *Swaps the RPK for the Ray Gun* It's a Ray Gun!
Rainbow Dash: Wanna use the box next Twilight?
Twilight: With preasure.
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting zombies with her HK21*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*
A teddy bear appeared
Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: Again?! What the fuck?! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Pinkie Pie: That is bad luck my friend. *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You're not Sweetie Belle! *Lands next to the Double Tap machine*
Rainbow Dash: Let's pass the gate, and go upstairs. *Runs passing a gate, and going upstairs*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Bye bye!
Pinkie Pie: Squishy squishy little bug. *Following Rainbow Dash*
Twilight: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Switches to her Commando, and shoots three more zombies* Move it! This ain't cuddle time! *Passes the dead zombies, and runs to the dressing room*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulling Twilight, and running up the aisle in the theater*
Twilight: We are abandoning Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie: I know that. We're going to let her fight on her own.
Twilight: That isn't right. We are a team.
Rainbow Dash: *Finds the Mystery Box in the room with the Stakeout, and MP40, but she also finds a lot of zombies following her* Oh come on! Where's my backup?!!? *Running upstairs* Did Pinkie Pie send you all?! *Shooting the zombies with her Commando*
Pinkie Pie: *Passing the pictures with Twilight, and going downstairs* I bet you that- *Gets behind Rainbow Dash, and sees that she is taking down the zombies with no struggle, only now Rainbow Dash is using her HK21* -rainbow dash, will be dead soon.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: I wanna play! *Lands in the dressing room*
Zombies: *Walking away from Rainbow Dash, and going into the dressing room*
Twilight: *Watching half the zombies die* You exprode with honor!!
Rainbow Dash: Well done Twilight, you saved my back.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the remaining zombies*
Round 16 is over.
Score
Rainbow Dash: 1960
Pinkie Pie: 1800
Twilight Sparkle: 2000
Kill count
Rainbow Dash: 236 (1 revive) (37 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 221 (3 revives) (139 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 117 (11 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
Perks
Rainbow Dash: Juggernog, Mule Kick
Pinkie Pie: Juggernog, Quick Revive
Twilight: None
Round 17 is beginning
Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*
Rainbow Dash has left the game
Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.
As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck next time zombies.
Twilight: You give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants two claymores back stage*
Zombies: *Die from the claymores*
Pinkie Pie: Their screams are so, erotic. Yeah!
Twilight: Now is not the time to act rike Rarity. *Runs to the core*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the zombies with her Ray Gun*
Twilight: *Gets to the core, and links it to the teleporter*
Zombies: *Blocking Twilight's path. They take her down*
Twilight: Is this how it ends?!
Pinkie Pie: I'll save you Twilight! *Shooting the zombies with her Ray Gun*
Unfortunately for Pinkie Pie, she was out of monkeys, and there were too many zombies.
Pinkie Pie: Do you like my glowing green balls?! *Gets taken down by the zombies* No! It cannot be!! I am downed!!!
Game over. You survived 17 rounds.
Score
Pinkie Pie: 1800
Twilight Sparkle: 2000
Kill count
Pinkie Pie: 221 (3 revives) (139 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 117 (11 head shots) (Downed 7 times)
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I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
Wow..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's move on the elephant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elephant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's move on the elephant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elephant in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..
