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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started writing GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled as my longest running character..

My thoughts of the real Packie haven't changed. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. Or don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I love the voice actor..

God bless that "Danny boy."

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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:
"Want me to get my dick out again?"
"Want me to get my dick out again?"


Love him or hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance is, clearing having way to much fun with this. And making the character a fan favorite amongst the GTA crowd. And gained Stevey boy a few awards. And no doubt gained him huge popularity.

After he appeared on Walking dead as Simon, it did make me realize I actually really love this actor. On TV TROPES I even put "The fact Trevor Phillips is on Walking Dead" under awesoome.. And the fact he's playing a scene stealing, hammy psychopath under "hilarious in hindsight".

Amazingly, they even manage to make feel actually sorry for the guy. The more we get to know him. We begin to realize. Underneath the insanity, is a lonely man suffering abandonment issues..

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#3: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:


I'm probably one of the few who prefers his real name over De Santa. But anyway.. Whatever happened to Ned Luke? I always loved his voice as Michael. I saw him Law and Order. But that about it..

Michael isn't always the most likable or even rational human being, espically compared to my stories.. But there's so much to like about him, that of "coarse" he gets a high rank..

Like Arthur Morgan he's a highly self hating cynic. So there's something to compare them with..

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#4: JOHNNY KLEBITZ:
"A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down."
"A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down."


I'm still not 100% over his death.. But I do admit, it's very interesting a unqiue way to introduce Trevor's character... But that alone isn't even my only reason I hate the scene... Johnny became a broken shell of his formal self. Not even sure I can still call it Johnny.

Oh well. Always fun going back and playing as him. Between Scott Hill's voice and his badass lines, what's not to love...

So long biker boy...

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#5: NIKO BELLIC:


Niko is certainly a unique one.. GTA4 is generally more serious. And Niko is a PTSD suffering veteran who, despite being a generally nice guy. He is very terrifying in every other sense.

But he's a greatly beloved character. And remains high in most lists like this..

Unfortantely his story is one of the saddest ones of GTA. And there's a theory that the reason Liberty City is so dark and despressing is because, that's how Niko sees it.. If that true, it would mean Johnny is also depressed, as Luis's game sees Liberty City as bright and beautiful..

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#6: LAMAR DAVIS:


Admittedly all things that are positives about Lamar, can also be negatives about Lamar. As he is also a complete moron. And quite whiny.

But he's still fun regardless. And I really get the sense his actor was having so much fun. Maybe improvised most lines..

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#7: FRANKLIN CLINTON:


Admittedly the first time I played GTA5, Franklin was "okay". He was fun to play, but as character he was very bland and forgettable. It wasn't until the game broke and I eventually got it again, for Xbox 1 this time, that I finally gained respect for this man.. Why.. Because he really does seem like the "only decent human being in Los Santos".

Or least compared the people he gets involved in. Both in story and side-missions.. Things like that make you really love a character you use to be "indifferent" towards.. Well, at least for GTA it does..

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#8: LUIS LOPEZ:


Same case as Franklin. When you compare him to Niko and Johnny.. Luis really strikes as the only normal one in Liberty City.. What really helps is the fact he's so friggin sarcastic. He really does lighten the mood compared to the dark and serious tones of Niko and Johnny..

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#9: ROMAN BELLIC:


I've been asking this for years..

Why does everyone hate Roman Bellic. Sure he's a little annoying, but he really does care about you, and is a really nice guy. He's the only characters I don't mind hanging out with (well him and my favorite character, Packie). Everyone loves to say he always call you go bowling. Funny thing is. He "never" asks me to go bowling, I have have ask 'him'. In fact he's the only character who never bitches at me for not calling them every 5 minutes. So I actually enjoy his company. He's always there for me.

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#10: STEVE HEINES:
Had to throw in a 10th character to complete the list, this was the first one I could think off. So went with that sorta logic.. I just like how sarcastic he is. And his voice actor two..


LEAVE COMMENTS:
posted by Canada24
"Dimitri, you got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what you did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And you used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko said nervously.

"But you messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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posted by Canada24
Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so you can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so you can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country or is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If you die in Canada? Do you die in real life?
"No, you become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try reading a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed by telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope you brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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posted by Canada24
CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If you want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while reading book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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posted by Canada24
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take you on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And you often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the second one..


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posted by Canada24
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up by the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are more SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved by them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and more than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to show that children really do give more of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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video
tatro
1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 year old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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