Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Announcer: It's not something to look forward to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.
The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.
Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of random circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: You hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this.
Pete: I agree.
Sir Topham Hatt: It should work.
Sean: Well what are we waiting for? Turn on the music, and have some circles move around!
Sean: Ladies, and gentlemen, our very first commercial.
Now just because this is my commercial doesn't mean it has to go my way. Use your imagination. Let the circles be any size, and color you want them to be as they randomly move around.
Gordon: Ponies On The Rails.
Hawkeye: Set in Cheyenne during the 1950's, there's more that goes on than you know when it comes to working on the Union Pacific.
Pete: You better not do anything behind my back.
Gordon: That's only me sir, and it's never behind your back. You catch on to things around here very quickly.
Master Sword: On The Block.
Tom: You like comedy? Then you've come to the right place. Me, and my friends will keep you laughing non stop.
Sean The Hedgehog: I'm the only Sonic character in this show.
Sonic: What about me?
Sean The Hedgehog: You don't appear until season 2.
Duck: The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
James: Everyone loves seeing my splendid red paint as I-
Gordon: Make a fool out of yourself. Everyone doesn't care about you, they want to see me-
Sean: Get humiliated. Who needs red when you got silver?
James: Hey! You have a red stripe above your white, and blue one!
Henry: Duh, I'm hungry. *Eats a circle. His insides start to glow*
Sean: Is that supposed to happen?
Thomas: It's me, and my friends. Anything can happen in this show.
Rainbow Dash: My Little Pornstar.
Twilight: Man let's face it. My show is terrible. My Little Pornstar makes fun of it with each episode jam packed with satire.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo.
Tim: Who doesn't love a good cop show? Plus, Rainbow Dash is also in this as Julia Rose.
Julia: Hi! *Winks*
Sean: How was that everyone?
Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Saturday nights at 8 PM. Exclusive to the SeanTheHedgehog, WindWakerGuy430, and Eula2003 clubs.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Theme song for this fanfic: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
The Nazis Strike Back
Things are not going well for the Pony Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.
After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to join their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria
Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend Rainbow Dash. They were asleep until a group of airplanes came towards Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.
Nazi pilots: *flying by Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse* Get ready to drop the soldiers.
Nazi leiutenants: Parachute down there on my command.
Nazi soldiers: *wait*
Nazi pilots: *pass by cloudhouse* Now!
Nazi soldiers: *parachute out of plane*
Sean: *wakes up*
Rainbow Dash: *snoring*
Sean: Dash? Wake up.
Rainbow Dash: *wakes up* I'm sorry, did my snoring wake you up?
Sean: No, I heard a few airplanes. Where's my machine gun?
Rainbow Dash: In the kitchen
Sean: *runs to kitchen*
Nazis: *look through window* Don't see anyone.
Sean: *looks out other window* I knew it. Nazis.
Rainbow Dash: Don't they ever quit?
Sean: Unless they wanna get executed, no.
Rainbow Dash: Shoot them.
Sean: I can't. They're too far.
Nazis: *getting close*
Sean: Now *kills Nazis*
Rainbow Dash: There's still one alive.
Nazi: *shoots near window*
Sean: *opens window*
Nazi: *shoots cloud wall*
Sean: That can't be good. *kills Nazi*
Rainbow Dash: If they're wanting us dead, they must be after the rest of my friends.
Sean: We gotta stop them, and alert everypony!
After killing the enemy I got in my car with Rainbow Dash, and we started going to Sweet Apple Acres. Along the way, it started snowing, but we weren't sure why.
Sean: Do you suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet apple acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like Applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: Rainbow Dash! Are you alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's going on? Why are all these ponies here?
Applejack: Dr. Robotnik has tried to attack Ponyville, much of his soldiers were killed, but they still took Ponyville, and are probably coming here soon.
Sean: Great. What's with all the snow?
Applejack: Some of the pegasi did this to get defenses set up.
Rainbow Dash: And how is snow going to protect us?
Applejack: We'll dig a trench.
Sean: And what? We all hide in the trench?
Big Mac: Eeyup *starts digging*
Sean: What do we have for weapons?
Applejack: Rarity just finished delivering Thompson SMG's and lots of ropes.
Rainbow Dash: Any grenades?
Applejack: Of course. We can't forget about that now can we?
Sean: No we can't.
Meanwhile in Canterlot, the Nazis were making plans.
Nazis: *Driving Opel Blitz's on dirt roads*
Pilots: *Flying planes over the trucks*
Tank Drivers: *Driving Panzers, and Tigers*
Twilight: *Watching the Nazis, then turns around to face the ones sitting at the table behind her*
Stop the song
Twilight: Things are going good men. Now why am I here again?
Colonel Kramer: We called you down here to discuss Dr. Robotnik's plan.
Twilight: And where is Dr. Robotnik?
Colonel Kramer: Back at Mobius getting reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: We don't need that much.
Twilight: Man, we do need a lot! As a matter of fact, we're close to getting the griffons, and changelings into helping us.
Major Von Hapen: And what about Princess Celestia?
Twilight: We'll capture her, but we need to capture two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and SilverSpoon.
Colonel Kramer: What is the point in all this? We're supposed to destroy this world, not become allies with it! The last thing we need is to make our army look cute-
Twilight: *chokes Colonel Kramer* Man I find that word to be insulting.
Colonel Kramer: *choking*
Major Von Hapen: Enough of this! Twilight, release him!!
Twilight: As you wish *releases Colonel Kramer*
Colonel Kramer: *breathes normally*
Twilight: Now, are we going to let the griffons, and changelings join us?
Colonel Kramer: Yes. We'll get Major Von Hapen, and a squad of Nazis to make negotiations with them.
Major Von Hapen: *Riding in a truck, escorted by two cars, and two Panzers*
Nazis: *Waving goodbye to Major Von Hapen*
While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet Apple Acres was all set. Stop the song.
Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Rainbow Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Rainbow Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But you gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.
But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.
Nazi pilots: They're all set up, shoot them!
Sean: *grabs tree*
Applejack: *jaw drops*
Sean: *hits planes with tree* Homerun!
Applejack: Quick! Get Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot here. Derpy, and Cloudkicker will take the remaining positions.
Rainbow Dash: It's all set. *grabs gun, grenade and rope*
Applejack: Everyone else in the trenches!
Sean: *Gets in*
Ponies: *Get in trenches*
Fight song: link
Fluttershy: *looking through binoculars*
Sean: *feels ground shaking* Whoa! What's happening?
Fluttershy: Oh my! The enemy has huge walkers.
Sean: What? *takes binoculars*
Nazis: *Driving huge walkers*
Sean: This can't be good.
Applejack: Get the pegasi out there, now!
Nazi: We're getting toward enemy territory
Sean: This is bad
Nazis: Now *fires missile*
Sean: TAKE COVER!!!!
Ponies: *take cover*
Rainbow Dash: All pegasi on me! *flies*
Fluttershy: *gulp* *follows*
Nazis: This is their plan of attack?
Rainbow Dash: *shoots armor*
Fluttershy: *shoots windows*
Rainbow Dash: The armor is too thick, we gotta use something else.
Derpy: *being stupid* How about snow?
Nazis: *shoot Derpy*
Rainbow Dash: Derpy! Pony down!
Shredder: I may have an idea *flies toward walker legs*
Nazis: The fuck is he doing?
Shredder: *wraps rope around walker legs*
Rainbow Dash: Alright! Nice!
Nazis: Wait, we can't move!
The walker soon falls on the ground.
Derpy: *running away*
Pegasi: *drop grenades*
Rainbow Dash: One down, four to go. *grabs rope*
Rainbow Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet apple acres with a counter attack.
Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Shredder: What was that?
Rainbow Dash: Something cool. Get the last two!
Sean: I got this. *grabs ground*
Nazis: It's Sean The Hedgehog! Kill him!
Sean: *throws ground at Nazis*
Nazis: AAH!! *die*
Stop the song
Applejack: You got them all.
Sean: I did? I thought I only got one.
Shredder: Great work. Both you, and Dash.
Rainbow Dash: *hugs Shredder*
Shredder: I'm so glad I didn't lose another sister.
Rainbow Dash: Wait! We had another sister?
Shredder: Yeah. My parents didn't want you to know, but I think you must know now.
Rainbow Dash: Know what?
Sean: Something doesn't seem right.
Shredder: Please, let me explain. Dash, before you were born, our parents gave birth to another pony.
Rainbow Dash: Where is she?
Shredder: Dead. The both of us were going to the park when she died. We were crossing the road, when a pony who was texting while driving ran her over.
Sean: Oh no.
Shredder: She was a unicorn too. We taught her how to use spells to defend herself, but I think it was too late.
Sean: What color was she?
Shredder: Purple. She also had a dark blue mane.
Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.
Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped by Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, or I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle of Eagles. Believe me, she's well there, because the Nazis set up this castle very quickly. Our job is to get inside there, and get her out as soon as possible, before they have a chance to get information out of her.
Shredder: How are you sure she's there Luna?
Luna: The airplane they were in crashed right between the border of Canterlot, and Bethlehem. The castle was only a few miles away. Where else would they take her?
Shredder: How did the plane crash princess?
Luna: The Schloss Adler has a Triple A gun, which is used for shooting down planes. Anyways, that's not important.
Spike: *puts away map*
Luna: What is important is that we get her out before she talks, or I should say, you get her out.
Sean: Who's going?
Luna: I'm glad you asked. I am sending you, Shredder, and Colgate for this operation.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: We wanna go too.
Luna: Tiara, I think you guys are too young for this operation.
Spike: And I don't think you understand the situation we're in. You see, the Nazis have captured Celestia. You, and two other ponies must go save her. And of course, we have Sean.
Sean: *stares at Spike*
Spike: You see Sean here, is from the same world Robotnik is from. He has a good chance of helping us defeat this evil man.
Luna: Right. Anymore questions?
Silverspoon: I have a few. What is this all about? I mean why is that peice of shit Celestia important?! I mean-
Luna: That'll do Silverspoon.
Spike: I think you better let me explain this to her. It's painfully simple Silverspoon. Celestia is very important to us, and we must bring her back.
Silverspoon: Wait, do you mean the princess?
Silverspoon: Oh *looks at Luna* I'm sorry Luna.
Luna: That's alright. Sean the hedgehog will be the leader of the group, and if you have anymore questions, Sean will answer them.
20 minutes later, a Nazi airplane was flying out of Ponyville.
Snips: *flying airplane*
Sean: I knew he could drive a truck, but not an airplane.
Shredder: I didn't know that colt could drive.
Sean: Let's keep it that way.
Snails: Stand up, and get your parachute connected to the wire.
We did what Snails told us to do. We then waited for more instructions
Snails: *opens door*
Snips: *flies over snowy mountain*
Snips: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Snails: Stand by!
Snips: *turns left*
A green light turned on
Snails: Green light, go!
Diamond Tiara: *jumps*
All five of us deployed our parachutes, and a care package was dropped.
Rainbow Dash: *in airplane*
Snails: Get ready to jump.
Rainbow Dash: Jump? I've got wings! *flies out of plane*
Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.
Sean: *runs to care package*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *look at each other*
Sean: *looks at neck* Her neck is broken.
Diamond Tiara: Shit!
Silverspoon: What do we do now? Do we bury her, or leave her here?
Sean: We leave her here. The snow will cover her in a couple of hours. You better go get the rest of the equipment. I want to see if the radio is still working.
Ponies: *go to equipment*
Sean: *looks at radio* (Seems alright.) *checks Colgate's body* this doesn't seem right *looks at neck* There's a bruise on there.
I put the radio back, and that's when my partners returned.
Shredder: We got everything.
Sean: Good work. Now there's a house nearby where we can go check our equipment.
Silverspoon: What about the ponies that live in there?
Sean: There aren't any. This is a high pasture area. The ponies that live there arrive at May, and are brought out in September. Come on, let's go.
All four of us slowly made our way down the hill to get to the house. It stopped snowing, but it was freezing.
Once we got in
Sean: *lights lamp* Alright, that should do nicely.
Silverspoon: Yes. We'll cook some things.
Sean: Yes, you can cook... Some hot chocolate or make popcorn while I.. call Princess Luna on the radio. Shit, I left the number with Colgate.
Diamond Tiara: I'll get it.
Sean: No no, it's alright. Shredder, you're in charge while I'm gone. If I'm not back in an hour, signal me with a flare.
Silverspoon: Won't the enemy see us.
Sean: Robotnik doesn't have any soldiers set up within five miles of here. Nobody leaves here until I come back, and Silverspoon, save me some hot chocolate.
Silverspoon: It'll be cold by then.
Sean: Well at least I won't have to worry about burning my tongue. *leaves*
As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.
Sean: *looks around, then enters shed next to house*
When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.
Sean: *turns on light*
Rainbow Dash: Halt.
Rainbow Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
Rainbow Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did you enjoy the journey?
Rainbow Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't you have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought you loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now, we're dealing with both.
Rainbow Dash: What happened?
Sean: Colgate was killed when we jumped out. Her neck seemed bruised. Someone hit her with either the back of a knife, or part of a gun.
Rainbow Dash: You know who killed her?
Sean: Maybe, I'll just have to wait, and see what happens. Now listen, I need you to meet me at a place inside Bethlehem. By a bar called Alpine, there is a shed there next to a building called Eisenwarengeschäft. Meet me there at 8:00 AM tomorrow.
Rainbow Dash: How do you know these things? The Alpine Bar, and Eisenwarengeschäft?
Sean: *ignores her question*
Rainbow Dash: I'm entitled to know.
Sean: You're entitled to know nothing. *turns off light*
Rainbow Dash: We've been working together for a long time now, and this is how you act?
Sean: Yes, for the time being
Rainbow Dash: If I were the marrying kind-
Sean: *kisses Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *hugs Sean* I thought you were in a hurry.
Sean: Something came up. Something 20% cooler.
Nearby in the house
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *sleeping*
Shredder: *taking gun apart*
Sean: *leaves shed, then opens door to house*
Shredder: *pulls out gun*
Shredder: *puts away gun* What kept you?
Sean: Well, I was getting the address book, when a family came to me, and looked for a way back to their home. Thanks for waiting up for me.
Shredder: Not a problem.
Sean: *turns on radio, and tries to call Luna*
Shredder: *putting gun back together*
Sean: I can't get a clear reading.
Shredder: Probably the storm.
Sean: Yes. We'll try again first thing tomorrow.
The next morning, we were walking through a forest.
Sean: *looks to the left* Shredder, come with me. The rest of you stay here. *walks*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stays*
Sean: *walking toward cliff*
In front of us was the castle. It was standing on top of a cliff.
Sean: *pulls out binoculars*
Shredder: This guy has to be crazy.
Sean: Yes, he always is. It's been Robotnik's dream to kill every single animal known in existance to make robots.
Shredder: He wants what?
Sean: Every part of the world will be paved, and the only people living there would be humans, and robots.
Shredder: Hm, that sounds a little nuts.
Sean: Well he is nuts. Now, I want you to take the rest of our group over to the other end of the forest. Wait there for me, and be sure to stay behind the trees. *looks through binoculars to castle*
Shredder: *walks away*
Sean: *continues looking*
When Shredder went to get Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon they were nowhere to be found.
Shredder: This can't be good.
Nazis: *taking Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*
Back to me
Sean: *on radio* Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Featherweight: Danny Boy calling Broadsword, wait for Princess Luna.
Luna: This is Princess Luna, what is your current position?
Sean: Woods due west of castle, descending at dusk. Colgate dead, over.
Luna: Was Colgate killed accidentally?
Luna: By Robotnik's army?
Sean: No. Time of next broadcast unknown. Will you standby?
Luna: Spike, and I will standby until operation is complete, over. *stands up*
Spike: It looks as though you're right Princess.
Luna: Yes, I'm afraid so. Who else? Sean himself maybe.
Spike: Oh I doubt that. Some people have a sixth sense. Sean has a sixth, seventh, and an eighth.
Luna: Right, well I hope their successful. Otherwise this operation would be for nothing.
Shortly after that, Shredder was looking at the castle through his binoculars.
Shredder: *looks at cable car station*
Suddenly I appeared right behind Shredder
Sean: *lays next to him*
Shredder: Take a look down there.
Sean: *sees watchdogs* Dobermans. Just what they need, Dobermans, a guard tower, and a wired fence. It could be hard to get in there, but we'll have to if we're escaping.
Shredder: Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, those are some army barracks over there.
Sean: No mistake Shredder, those are high command areas for training pilots of the Luftwaffe.
Shredder: Luftwaffe? If anything sounds strange I don't have to learn about it.
Sean: I thought you knew. Why do you think we had Colgate with us? She was going to cast a spell on us to make us look like one of them. How else would we look like a Nazi soldier?
Shredder: Look Sean, this is a problem for whatever world you came from. I live in this world, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
Sean: Shredder you're here because this is your world being attacked.
A helicopter flew past us, but the pilot didn't see us.
At the castle
Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to join us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do you like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well you must try it.
Colonel Kramer: Ok. Major Wilherm, leader of the Luftwaffe.
Major Wilherm: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Jones, in charge of weaponry.
Major Jones: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, responsible for security.
Colonel Weissner: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, gestapo.
Major Von Hapen: *salutes*
General Rosemeyer: *looks at Major Von Hapen*
The major just stood there, with a serious look on his face, and his arm still up.
General Rosemeyer: *walks away*
Colonel Kramer: *follows* Is everything to your liking?
General Rosemeyer: There is one thing. Does Major Von Hapen know about Celestia?
Colonel Kramer: I have not yet informed the major about Princess Celestia.
General Rosemeyer: Great. If possible we must keep the gestapo out of this. We must deal with it ourselves, for the time being.
Colonel Kramer: What about those griffons?
General Rosemeyer: They'll be here in 20 minutes. In the meantime, we should relax, and plan ahead for the interrogation.
Outside of the castle at a train depot.
Sean & Shredder: *waiting for train*
Engineer: *Gets train past*
Sean & Shredder: *pass tracks*
Doughnut Joe: Psst. Over here.
Sean: *runs to Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *quietly follows*
We entered the shed to see Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash: Eisenwarengeschäft. Not too hard to find.
Rainbow Dash: Actually I lied, Joe here helped me out.
Sean: Ok. You can cast a spell on us to make the three of us look like Nazis right?
Doughtnut Joe: Right. Stand next to each other.
Sean: *stands next to Rainbow Dash*
Shredder: *stands next to Sean*
Doughnut Joe: *performs spell*
After three seconds we looked like Nazis.
Sean: Alright. Nice. Now listen up. I was told about this yesterday, but I felt like I should tell you now. The pony being held in that castle is actually Princess Cadence disguised as Celestia. She casted a spell on herself to make it look like she was Celestia.
Rainbow Dash: Who talked her into doing something like that?
Sean: Nobody, she volunteered.
Shredder: So it's only a matter of time before they realise they don't have Celestia.
Sean: Correct. Now, here's the plan to get her out...
The plan was discussed, and the three of us headed out of the shed. Doughnut Joe would meet us somewhere later.
Sean: *walks to bridge*
Rainbow Dash: *follows*
Nazi guards: *checking papers*
Nazi soldiers: *waiting*
Sean: *speaking with german accent* I've been here many times of course, but it's not like the guard to forget the three of us.
Nazi guards: *open gate*
Shredder: So where's this club you're taking us to again?
Sean: It's the Alpine Bar.
Rainbow Dash: Who runs it?
Sean: Make sure no one is around, and I'll tell you.
Rainbow Dash: Nobody is around.
Sean: Vinyl Scratch.
Shredder: Are you serious?
Sean: Yeah. She also made a spell on herself to look like a Nazi, and she sometimes goes into the castle. She can help Dash get in. Meanwhile, me and Shredder will set up some traps along the road to the airport we saw back at the woods.
Shredder: What do you have planned?
Sean: We're going to set up wire traps. Now let's enter the bar.
The trio soon entered the bar, and looked for Vinyl Scratch.
Sean: You two wait here, I'll find her. *walks through bar*
Vinyl Scratch: *disguised as waitress*
Vinyl Scratch: Sean? What are you doing here?
Sean: I have to rescue Princess Cadence from the Schloss Adler, but I need your help. You've got to act like Rainbow Dash's cousin.
Vinyl Scratch: Where is she?
Sean: Waiting by the entrance. Now, I'm going to have her come to you, and you have to act like cousins. Your name is Heidi, and your cousin is Maria. Got it?
Vinyl Scratch: Got it.
Sean: Ok. *walks to Rainbow Dash* I found Vinyl.
Rainbow Dash: Where is she?
Sean: The one wearing black, with brown hair.
Rainbow Dash: Right *walks to Vinyl*
Meanwhile in the castle
Twilight: *activates hologram* Man, what's my objective Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: You have done good work adding the griffons, and the changelings to our army. Now no one can defeat us.
Twilight: I've heard from a few of your men that we may have a few intruders.
Robotnik: Yes. Your sister, her brother, and her boyfriend.
Twilight: Ah, family. What could be worse then that?
Robotnik: You must defeat them all. Don't dissapoint me.
Twilight: It will be done meine feuhrer. Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: *turns off hologram*
Near the bar
Vinyl Scratch: We'll see you later.
Sean: Ok, see you there. *gets to bike*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: You got the explosives?
Sean: Alright. Let's plant the traps. *rides bike*
At the cable car station
Major Von Hapen: What are you two doing not in uniform?
Vinyl Scratch: Speak Deutsch! *pushes Major Von Hapen downstairs*
Rainbow Dash: Unsere Seilbahn ist hier. *points at cable car*
Vinyl Scratch: *enters cable car*
Rainbow Dash: *follows*
And the two of them were soon on their way to the castle
Back to me, and Shredder.
Shredder: *placing traps*
Sean: *rides to tree* This is close enough to the road *places trap*
Shredder: *places trap on pole* All set.
Sean: Great. Make sure they're set to delay.
Shredder: They're on delay.
Sean: Good. *rides to Shredder*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: *drives away*
Let's take a look at Vinyl, and Rainbow Dash again.
Rainbow Dash: *enters castle*
Vinyl Scratch: *follows*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Hello frauleins. May I see your papers?
Rainbow Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *give leiutenant papers*
Colonel Kramer: *watching*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Follow me to your room. *walks*
Rainbow Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *follow*
Colonel Kramer: Finally. Some more ladies in the castle.
Twilight: Man, what you talkin bout?
Colonel Kramer: Two female soldiers just arrived.
Twilight: And so will the griffons! Now you be on your best behavior around them.
Back to me, and Shredder
Sean: *stops bike next to shed*
Shredder: *hops out sidecar*
Sean: *enters shed* Put one bag in the bus, and see if you can start the engine.
Shredder: *goes in bus*
Sean: *looks out of hole in door*
Nazis: *pass by*
Sean: *slowly moves door* (Should be easy to break down with the bus)
Shredder: *Checks engine*
Sean: How's it going over there?
Shredder: Try, and get it to start.
Sean: *sits in driver seat*
With one turn of the key, the bus roared to life.
Shredder: *closes hood*
Sean: *turns off bus* Excellent. Let's go.
After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station by our position.
Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*
At the top of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.
Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Inside the castle
Rainbow Dash: *walks to door*
Nazi soldier: *passes*
Rainbow Dash: *knocks on door*
Rainbow Dash: *enters room*
Nobody was in the room
Rainbow Dash: *looks out window with binoculars*
Sean & Shredder: *on cable car*
Rainbow Dash: *grabs 500 feet of rope*
Sean: *waiting on car*
Shredder: *looks down*
Nazis: *driving truck*
Sean: *looks down*
Rainbow Dash: *ties end of rope to ceiling, and throws other end to ground*
Sean: *stands up*
Shredder: *stands up*
Sean: *looks at other cable car station*
Sean: *gets on roof*
Sean: *about to climb*
Just as I was about to make it to the top, I slid to the bottom.
Sean: *trying to get up*
Shredder: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *grabs hand*
Shredder: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Thanks *walks*
Rainbow Dash: *waiting in castle*
Sean: *sees rope*
Shredder: *looks up*
Sean: *puts down two bags* Leave the one on the left behind, and tie the other one to the end of the rope *climbs up*
Shredder: *ties bag to right on rope*
Sean: *climbing up*
Suddenly I heard music
Sean: *looks out window*
Sean: (Must be drunk) *Continues to climb*
Rainbow Dash: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Oh god *breathes heavily*
Rainbow Dash: You shouldn't be going on these crazy missions, you're too young.
Sean: *sits down* Thank you for those kind words, even though we're the same age.
Shredder: *climbs up*
Rainbow Dash: *looks down* What's on the rope?
Sean: A bag of supplies. We'll need it for our escape.
Sean: Nice work Shredder *pulls up rope*
Rainbow Dash: So, how are we going to do this?
Sean: In fifteen minutes, you will meet me, and Shredder at the golden hall. Get a suitcase of guns, explosives, and ammunition set up.
Rainbow Dash: With pleasure
Sean: *brings bag up* This has some of the equipment you'll have to put in the suitcase.
Shredder: When are we going to the golden hall?
Sean: Soon, but first we gotta take care of something.
What we had to take care of was the helicopter pilot.
Sean: *sees helicopter* They're going to fly Celestia out of here.
Shredder: What do we do?
Sean: Go into the radio room. When the pilot comes, kill him.
Shredder: Alright *goes to radio room*
Radio operator: *sitting*
Radio Operator: *looks back*
Shredder: *kills radio operator*
Sean: *checks watch*
Nazi soldier: *walking dog*
Sean: *walks to pilot* Are you the pilot?
Nazi Pilot: Yes sir.
Sean: There's a call for you from Dr. Robotnik. It's in that radio room.
Nazi pilot: *goes to radio room*
Sean: Mind if I wait by the fire with you leiutenant?
Nazi Leiutenant: No sir, go right ahead.
Sean: *warms hands* Getting pretty chilly, isn't it?
Nazi Leiutenant: Oh yes it is.
Nazi pilot: *walks in radio room*
Radio operator: *dead*
Nazi pilot: *walks to radio operator*
Shredder: *Stabs pilot*
Nazi pilot: *dies*
Shortly after that
Sean: *Arrives* You did good.
Shredder: Yeah, well you know how it is. What do we do now?
Sean: Now we must go rescue Princess Cadence. Hopefully, the Nazis didn't get any info out of her, or find that she's not Celestia. *walks out of radio room*
Eventually we reached the golden hall
Sean: *waiting by stairs*
General Rosemeyer: Now listen, we have to know about Manehattan, and how to take it over, so why don't you just tell us?
Cadence: *disguised as Celestia* No thank you.
Sean: She's doing good so far
Colonel Kramer: I can't believe you won't tell us.
General Rosemeyer: For the 8th time, tell us about Manehattan.
Cadence: My name is Princess Celestia, and I am the ruler of Equestria.
Colonel Kramer: Are you trying to tell us something by saying that?
General Rosemeyer: I think she means that we'll be attacked if we keep her here.
Colonel Kramer: Celestia, I'm sure you noticed, but the leiutenant here is a trained nurse.
Leiutenant Schwarts: *pulls out syringes*
Colonel Kramer: She can heal people, but she can also hurt them.
Meanwhile in Rainbow Dash's room
Rainbow Dash: *putting weapons in suitcase*
Major Von Hapen: *walks to Rainbow Dash's door*
Rainbow Dash: *grabs explosives*
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
Rainbow Dash: Just a moment.
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
Rainbow Dash: *closes suitcase* Come in.
Major Von Hapen: *opens door*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, major. How nice to see you again.
Major Von Hapen: Same to you. I must admit after what happened at the cable car station you've won your way into my heart.
Rainbow Dash: That's nice. Should we go on a date?
Major Von Hapen: Yes we should. We'll go to the alpine bar.
Rainbow Dash: You like it there?
Major Von Hapen: Yes, I remember going to a similar place like that in Dusseldorf.
Rainbow Dash: Where's that?
Major Von Hapen: Germany. I was a student there for many years from, 1929 to 1933.
Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened
Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If you return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks or not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do you mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their home to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are you mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will you give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful day to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise you not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are you talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A second rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell you about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can you prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want you to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*
At the alpine bar
Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
Rainbow Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at Rainbow Dash* Fraulein, you seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Can we go home please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take you to the cable car.
Back at the castle
Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot you colonel, and you General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the pony alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being friends with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. You can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't you show us who you really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the next part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the pony alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And you Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: You are going to give us proof of who you are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, or safe for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and you don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* Second General, you have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.
Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can you describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to show you his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did you get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank you Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank you colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*
Returning to the Schloss Adler
Sean: As you know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would you be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*
At Rainbow Dash's room in the castle
Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses Rainbow Dash's hand* You are a charming girl.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows books to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*
All the pages were empty
Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A second rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all you wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank you for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: You too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: By the fire please.
Shredder: *moves next to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do you mean? *stands up* I'm sure you can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before you interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE PONY ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect you to believe me Major, but you certainly will once I show you the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.
At the other side of the door to the golden hall
Rainbow Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
Rainbow Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
Rainbow Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: You were late.
Rainbow Dash: At least I showed up.
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal