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Hellsing abridged quotes (taken from the real scripts)

posted by Canada24

BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorite cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorite cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

Top ten Vaas quotes:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, you want to run? Huh? You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...

My Little Pornstar Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting next to her. They were going to collect more ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice day out, or wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to...

My favourite quotes from TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES (a parody series of GTA 5 by me)

posted by Canada24

#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. More bikers.

Johnny: I hope you don't mind us setting up home here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The lost is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...

Top 30 Nostalgia Critic quotes

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...

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Guns N' Roses - So Fine Lyrics ☆

posted by Dreamtime

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My friends they always come through for me- Yeah

~~~
It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

Cupcakes 3 - The Lyrics... (actually play the video while reading these.. It's AWESOME).

posted by Canada24

Hate is all around.
If you see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about you all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...

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SlipKnot Vermillion lyrics

posted by Canada24

This song used directly for my first of the 2 Cupcakes videos.. So here's the lyrics..

SlipKnot has very deep songs...

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She seems dressed, in all the rings.
Of past fatalities.
So fragile, yet so devious.
She continues to see it.
Climatic hands that press.
Her temples and my chest.
Enter the night that she came,home
(whispery) Foreverr!

Ohhhhhhh!!
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!

She is everything, and more.
The solemn hypnotic.
My Dahlia bathed in possession.
She is home to me.
I get nervous, perverse, when I...

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Top ten favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

posted by Canada24

#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."

#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".

#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"

#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"

#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky you got your clones with yea"

#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...

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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: EVIL SANTA RETURNS:

posted by Canada24

ONE YEAR LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at Christmas and Steve refuses to buy into it....

Canada24 reviews RICK AND MORTY (season 1 episode 1 and 2)

posted by Canada24

I know I said I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

link

Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...

Breaking Bad: SEASON 4:

posted by Canada24

Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted by the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, by extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand by my comment, of saying this...

TOP 10 WORST PLOT TWISTS (including tv shows and creepy pastas)

posted by Canada24

#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...

5 things wrong with modern Spongebob

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..

#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..

#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..

#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..

#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..

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creepypasta story that can be found on MR NIGHTMARES channel

posted by Canada24

AM I CRAZY:

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I suppose I should start by telling you a little about myself. I am 19 years old, I live in Pennsylvania, and I guess I've always been a creative person. When I was little, my parents would remark about what a vivid imagination I had. For the most part I was a normal child. I liked drawing, and writing, and I hated math. I had trouble making friends, so I played with my imaginary friends. We would play games out in the woods. I always liked playing with these friends, because I knew I could trust them, control them....

Top ten most badass GAY characters.

posted by Canada24

I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a article to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. TOP FIVE QUOTES

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she singing now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popular a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling; Gotta make you understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...

Top 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...

Top 20 Michael Townley/De Santa quotes

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"

#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"

#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"

#4:
"nothing.. I was just lost in an old 80's movie montage"

#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't you make sure this one of them"

#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...

Top 20 Packie Mcreary quotes

posted by Canada24

#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...