Canada24's club.. Micheal Townley/De Santa quotes.. New verison.

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Cooool. As a cucumber
Cooool. As a cucumber
Forget a thousands everyday pal. Why not make sure...
Forget a thousands everyday pal. Why not make sure this is one of them.
See my face. Re- fuckin- member it, I&# 39; m your...
See my face. Re- fuckin- member it, I'm your fuckin boss.
You know, you should should see a doctor about...
You know, you should should see a doctor about that personality of yours
Lesson here asshole. I never said I was perfect.
Lesson here asshole. I never said I was perfect.
So.. You got any more little facts for me. From...
So.. You got any more little facts for me. From the instruction manual?
Nothing.. I was just lost in a 80&# 39; s movie fantasy
Nothing.. I was just lost in a 80's movie fantasy
Worried about the grass!? You SHOULD be worried...
Worried about the grass!? You SHOULD be worried about me coming back to kill
Easy for you to judge doc. I had a tough...
Easy for you to judge doc. I had a tough childhood!
Oh! You and I are gonna have an arranged ment!...
Oh! You and I are gonna have an arranged ment! I'll arrange your fuckin funeral!
Your right.. I don&# 39; t want to hear it. You remind...
Your right.. I don't want to hear it. You remind me why I hate myself
Let me off you my applause. YOU FUCKIN...
Let me off you my applause. YOU FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER!
Let&# 39; s see how you like it, when someone fucks with...
Let's see how you like it, when someone fucks with YOUR shit!
New arrangement. You leave my people alone. I...
New arrangement. You leave my people alone. I don't toss you off this roof
Fuckin A
Fuckin A
Ohh.. I&# 39; m about to feel some emotions alright
Ohh.. I'm about to feel some emotions alright
SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT! Sarcasm! And a room...
SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT! Sarcasm! And a room full of you cunts!
Hey creepo. I&# 39; m here father, not her suger daddy
Hey creepo. I'm here father, not her suger daddy
THIS! IS NOT! FUN!
THIS! IS NOT! FUN!
Hey! You hit me!
Hey! You hit me!
Forget it. I gotta pretend I&# 39; m a good guy,...
Forget it. I gotta pretend I'm a good guy, sometimes
I still hate myself. But at least I know the words...
I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it.
I feel like I&# 39; m too different people. And I don&# 39; t...
I feel like I'm too different people. And I don't like either one
Don&# 39; t pity me! I will not be, pitied!
Don't pity me! I will not be, pitied!
The guy who pays the bills is back!
The guy who pays the bills is back!
YOUR FUCK A RIGHT I&# 39; M DERANGED!!
YOUR FUCK A RIGHT I'M DERANGED!!
Please don&# 39; t make us ruin the hard work your...
Please don't make us ruin the hard work your plastic surgeons put! On the floor!
So the last of the baby boomers, can pretend he&# 39; s...
So the last of the baby boomers, can pretend he's a hacker!?
Why do I do the shit? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? What...
Why do I do the shit? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? What isn't wrong with me?
I see this running shit, is as relaxing to you, as...
I see this running shit, is as relaxing to you, as it is to my wife
It&# 39; s one of those skills you learn in prison....
It's one of those skills you learn in prison. Inking someones ass.
You fuck up! I&# 39; ll climb back up this rope, and...
You fuck up! I'll climb back up this rope, and strangle you with it!
Isn&# 39; t this nice. You didnt tell me we were double...
Isn't this nice. You didnt tell me we were double dating
He&# 39; s.. Hell, walking on earth, that&# 39; s what he is
He's.. Hell, walking on earth, that's what he is
Hey! I already died once today
Hey! I already died once today
Oh.. You want a boyfriend do ya!?
Oh.. You want a boyfriend do ya!?
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