James Hetfield (Metallica) on South Park

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first day of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first day of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...

KORN:
Trash
Bottled up inside
Right now
Did my time
Thoughtless
Here to stay
Falling away from me
here to stay
Make me bad
Beg for me

METALLICA:
Leper Messiah
Eye of the beholder
Enter Sandman
Sad but true
Ride the lighting
master of puppets
One
Whom the bell tolls
Ride the lightening
Blackened

AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Nightmare
Almost easy
Afterlife
Little piece of heaven
Scream
Welcome to the family
Natural born killer
God hated us
Fiction
God hated us


ACDC:
Fire your guns
Givin' a dog a bone
Hell's bells
If you dare
Have a drink on me
Thunderstruck
Back in black
Highway to hell
TNT
Rock and roll ain't noise...

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 43

Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20

July 13, 1955

It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an hour ago, except for Gordon.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Gordon: *Enters office*
Pete: Mr. Suite. Why are you late...

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first day working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...