#1: Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorite scary movie? Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution. Chris/Ghostface: YOU EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH! [...] (Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke) Chris/Ghostface: That little bitch made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2: "So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3: "Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can...
#1: POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away! ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
#2: POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be. ME: I would, but you might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3: POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!? ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider you a rapist for "having a penis"
#1: "Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2: Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth. Mrawkwardreviewer: My question is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#10: METALLICA: Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too. But don't get me wrong. Once you get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube. I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)
#8: THREE DAYS GRACE: There both from my childhood AND one of my home towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..
#7: FAT JOE:
#6: SLIPKNOT: The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..
Ten miles from Ponyville, by the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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#1: Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... OR I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)
#2: Ian: (evilly) Here you go Mom! (giggles evilly) [Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking] Ian: Die mom! (laughs) Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle. Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE! [Ian starts crying] Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, you can try to kill me again later.
#3: Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...