#1: MAN: Young man? You trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man". What else you gonna say? "Fresh"? LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, you know, but--that's for online--but, what are you out doing? MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed. LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen. MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2: GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!? LAZLOW: Do you not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3: Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.
Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease
August 1, 1950
It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first day working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
#1: "It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass beer bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact...
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: Apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN: The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing by a tree overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch. And even...
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked by Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...