What's ya fav Jack Sparrow quote?

Ever Word He Says!

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Guard: Are you the real Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

[to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... (He trip and falls back, Splash of water in second movie...)

Well I love all those that you said <3 In fact I think I love every single word that comes out of Captain Jack Sparrow's mouth yay :)
And I especially liked it when he said : "Elizabeth...Hide the rum"
Hehe he is THE BEST <3

Jack Sparrow:This is the day you almost caught Caption Jack Sparrow!! *falls in water*

Jack Sparrow:I got a jar of dirt i got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it?

Jack Sparrow:Why is the Rum always gone? *gets up and tilts to the left* Oh that's way!

Jack Sparrow:The Black Pearl is in a Bottle? why is the Black Pearl in a Bottle?
Mr. Gibbs:I don't know Caption?
Jack Sparrow:Have any idea to get her out???
Mr. Gibbs:No Caption!
Jack Sparrow:Wait! i think i know what we'll need is a goat and someone to do this! *wiggles fingers*
Mr. Gibbs:I know someone with a goat
Jack Sparrow:Good then i can do this *wiggles fingers*




Caption Jack Sparrow ROCKS

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: [Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody] Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that...
[Falls off balcony]

Jack Sparrow: [after searching the shattered jar of dirt for Davy Jones' heart] Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

This is the day you almost- *wave crashes on him*...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

From Dead Man's Chest.

i like
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
and:
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
and:
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
and:
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
but actually i love everything he says :D
<3

i think this is from the thrid or second movie but its with norrington and he wants to b apart of jacks crew when liz shows up by the ship with norrigton and hes says something along the lines of "im sorry if u cant remember every descushion that uve had" and jack says " you smell funny"

There are so many, but I'll go with one that I have yet to see listed.
From the first movie.
"There will simply be no living with her after this."
When Jack sees ships coming to the island that Barbossa marooned him and Elizabeth on after Elizabeth tells him that ships will be coming to their rescue because of the smoke signal she made.

all of them

"dadada.... and really bad eggs drink up me hearties yo ho!"

Jack: Take wht you can!
Gibbs: Give nothing back!

"I got a jar of dirt ... I got a jar of dirt ... and guess what's inside it"

Jack: "Dirt? This is a jar of dirt..."
Tia: "Yes."
Jack: Is this jar of dirt going to helpful?"
Tia: "If you don't want it, give it back."
Jack: "No..."
Tia: "Then it helps..."

Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like.
Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!
Jack: Now go and get it.

Commador Norrington: you have got to be the worst pirate i've ever heard of.

Captain jack sparrow:(cockily)yes...but you have heard of me.

"Did anyone come to rescue me just because he missed me?" (Monkey raises its hand):D

"Who saw that? Who didn't? Cause i won't be doing it again"

"Where's the monkey? I need to shoot something"

elizabeth: I'm sorry jack but this couldn't have worked between us
jack:keep telling it to yourself darling

barbosa: i see my ship (points at the black pearl)
jack: i can't see it! it must be a tiny thing behind the black pearl

"You're mad!"
"If I wasn't this would probably never work"

"Savvy?" lol I laugh every time he says that. My FAVOURITE character in potc!! hes just so funny.

I love every Letter, that comes out of his mounth, but i'm in love with this sentence: "Elizabeth?[turns to Gibbs] Hide the rum, You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have nothing in my cabin"

Elizabeth:I have come to find the man I love.
Jack: I am deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea....
[turns arould to see Liz dressed as a cabin boy]
Jack: Oh, Elizabeth! You know those clothes do no flater you at all. It should either be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

[Jack to Norrington] You smell funny.

Jack: My peanut.

[mouths to Will] Don't do anything stupid!
Will: Elizabeth goes free!
[Jack keeeps pointing to himself]
Will: And the crew!
[Jack whispering] Like that.

[Jack and Will sword fighting]
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
[10 seconds later]
Jack: OR prehaps the reason why you practice 4 hours a day is because you've already found one. And your incapeable of WHOOING said strumpet. You're not a eunech are you??

Jack: Why is the rum gone?!?!

Jack: No, by all means 'Kill the Welp'.

Jack: We will need a crossbow, an houeglass, 3 goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, wile the other one goes like this-*wiggles fingers*
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat!
Jack: Good. I can go like this. *wiggles fingers*

Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid

I like the line he says to the young officer on the DAUNTLESS in the first movie. "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, saavy?" I also like "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" and "Quit blowing holes in my ship!"

Well I cant give you ONE, there is no ONE quote, (oh something you should know about me, I quote EVERYTHING, any time possible I will, if everyone had seen all the movies I have, I would be hilariouse, :)
Here are a few of my top top top favs that I use alot (not in any speical order jus what I think of:)
1. But why is the rum gone?
2. Oy, fish mates, loose something? I gotta jar o' dirt, I gotta jar o' dirt, and guess whats inside it!?
3. Why is the rum always gone? Oh, thats why
4. Savy
5. Oy, if I jump, will I servive?
6. Up is down, well thats just mediling the unhelpful!why are these things never clear?
7.Oy! My pistle!
8. Tiky Wiki, Lon Say say tinny winsi. Snip snip. :)
9. Alas my children! this is the day (SPLASH!) Captain Jack Sparrow.
10. Gentlemen I wash my hands of this weirdness.
11. But why sir, why would he do that? Because hes a unik isnt he?
ok Ill stop there, sorry I went on a long time, I love those movies! But all of those where Capt'n Jack talking, some were, where he was muttering, and its hard to understand but I love them,(meaning if you dont reconize some it ok, :)

Barbossa: You told the truth!
Jack: I do that quite a lot. People are always surprised.
He does. Just look at this:

Jack: "No lies? Well then, I confess. I intend to commandeer a ship, get a crew from Tortuga and pillage and plunder to my rotten guts out."

Barbossa can't figure him out, says he's unpredictable.

Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you'll never know when they do something incredibly... stupid.

JACK:"What's the point in having a key if we don't first have the thing that the key opens.Therefore,the thing that the key unlocks,which we don't have,would be perfectly unhelpful without first having the key?
GIBBS:So,we're heading out to find the key?
JACK:you're not making any sense at all,mate.

Third movie, after shooting the Jack Sparrow clone...

"...my peanut!"

Jack: "You lied to me by telling me the truth? That's very good, may I use that?"
Angelica: "I'm sure you will anyway"
Jack: "Mmmm... Of course I will"