funny sayings

I step off the plane gazing up at the hot sun already sweating I sigh and keep walking I make my way to the tumerial letting my ticket be checked the desk clerk was nice she asked who I was staying with I guess she noticed the one way ticket I smile and tell her I'm here to be with my mom she smiles nods I get to the metal detector it goes off they check me with their metal detector wands they learn about my piercings and let me go threw

As I search the conveier belt for my bag I think to myself that maybe this is a bad idea maybe I should just go home and deal with my pain alone as if to answer...

1:if your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up
2:I don't need angermanament I need ppl to stop pissing me off
3:judge me and I'll prove you wrong tell me what to do and I'll tell you off say I'm not worth it watch where I end up call me a bitch and I'll show you one fuck me over and I'll do u twice as bad call me crazy I'll show you insane
4:lady's slippery when wet
5:be polite....go fuck yourself
6:dadd (dads aginst daughters dating) shoot the first one and the word will spread
7:tip for the day if you cant eat it or fuck it piss on it and walk away
18:women do not sweat fart...