Blair Waldorf: Thanks for the lift home.
Chuck Bass: You were... amazing up there.
Blair Waldorf: You know, I got moves.
Chuck Bass: Really? Then why don't you get up there.
Blair Waldorf: [laughs] I'm just saying, I got moves.
Blair Waldorf: You really don't think I'll go up there.
Chuck Bass: I know you won't do it.
Blair Waldorf: Guard my drink.
Chuck Bass: Nathaniel, your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voicemail. So Bart didn't go for Victrola but seems I've already bought the house out for tonight and it's not a party without my people or any people I'll see you there.
[Chuck goes and sits on the ground]
Lily van der Woodsen: Long night?
Chuck Bass: Alfonso made me an omlette, I may have washed it down with a or two.
Lily van der Woodsen: Father didn't go for your business proposal?
[Chucks shakes his head no]
Lily van der Woodsen: Come on.
[Lily helps him up]
Lily van der Woodsen: Let me help you.
Chuck Bass: He was born poor, I was born loaded but if the only way to impress him was if I started with nothing then why doesn't he just take it all away.
Lily van der Woodsen: Because he loves you. No good parent likes to see his child go without.
Chuck Bass: I had the idea. I did the work. He tells me I can't be committed and he's the one screwing 25 year olds, when he's supposedly committed to you.
Lily van der Woodsen: We're newly committed as recent as last week.
Chuck Bass: I wonder why he was pawing some asian chick in his limo yesterday.
Lily van der Woodsen: How could I be surprised really. Excuse me.
Victrola Trannie: Who's that girl?
Chuck Bass: I have no idea...
Chuck Bass: Alfonso made me an omelette. I may have washed it down with a Belini or two.
Chuck Bass: Nathaniel! Your position in my esteem has been replaced by your voice mail.