Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! Posted over a year ago

you can get a perfect score on your SATs by putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. Posted over a year ago

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. Posted over a year ago

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't cross the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. Posted over a year ago

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb Posted over a year ago

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk forum and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. Posted over a year ago

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to cross the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. Bush was wonderin how to cross a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Posted over a year ago

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animals that Chuck Norris let them live.

When Bell invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. Posted over a year ago

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) Posted over a year ago

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH Posted over a year ago

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. Posted over a year ago

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. Posted over a year ago