Some are reallly funny!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears
Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a
magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die...
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