Mr. Norris what happened to Grit channel all i liked to see there were your movies, now i don't even see TV anymore. Loved all your movies, Happy Birthday and pray you are fine. God Bless. Posted over a year ago

What are u doing chuck Posted over a year ago

I am a big fan of your shows Posted over a year ago

I am a big fan of yours. I am enjoying Texas, Walker Ranger. My granddaughter and her husband got me the series set of Texas, Walker Ranger. I am visiting them in Houston, TX and we are having a great time. I also am watching the tapes everyday. Keep up the great work. I will be watching. Posted over a year ago

Hi all, i'm new member. Add Fan me ^^ Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris was an only child.....eventually. Posted over a year ago

Chuck and superman had an arm wrestling contest, the loser had to start wearing his underwear over his pants Posted over a year ago

I worship God, God worships Chuck Norris Posted over a year ago

Hey I have a joke:
Chuck Norris had a race with Human Sonic. The loser had to turn into an animal that the winner chooses. :P Posted over a year ago

Here's a test, the great white is chuck norris'
A) Snack food
B)Pet goldfish
C)Catch of the day
D) All of the above Posted over a year ago

Is it weird for me to be looking myself up? Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris Quiz 2013 - for Android

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with ...?
A) the skewer
B) the knife
C) the toothpick
D) the Eiffel Tower

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chuck_norris_quiz Posted over a year ago

i love u chuck Posted over a year ago

u know what i love chuck so much i can die hes just amazinf walker texas ranger 200 episodes ive seen it all lots of hes movies not one i dislike i hate bruce lee and i am glad hes dead Posted over a year ago

If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why doesn't he just come over to my house and slam my face into my keyboawsegjihke' ejgoeu';owortiqowtuj wejtgowptquwtow etttttj iWERPb etio'eeu n Posted over a year ago

Who would win chuck green or yo mama or chuck norris Posted over a year ago

pokenorris rocks Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't win he just allows you to lose Posted over a year ago

fighting match with:Jesus And chuck norris who would win?

Chuck Norris :P Posted over a year ago

who can beat chuck norris??

Chuck Norris ..............

:P Posted over a year ago

i am chuck fucking norris Posted over a year ago

People think CN is chemical formula for cyanide, yet...it stands for CHUCK NORRIS!!! Cyanide is orange juice compared to Chuck Norris!! Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Posted over a year ago

Check out this Chuck Norris iPhone 4 hard case link Posted over a year ago

Wow!! I thought just other people made jokes about Chuck Norris, but I'm dying of laughter by discovering that even his fans make fun of him!!!!
What do you, people, think of Chuck Norris? That he's some kinda alien or something like that!? Anyway, LOL
Posted over a year ago

im chuck norris approved :D Posted over a year ago

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, the mirror shatters because the mirror knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. O.o Add me if you think its awesome. Posted over a year ago

Chuck norris vs. superman vs. ultraman vs. goku,who would win? Posted over a year ago

They say there's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, it's just another fist! Posted over a year ago

anyone who isn't a fan of Chuck Norris will get their butts kicked by him. :D Posted over a year ago

I AM CHUCK F***ING NORRIS!
IVE SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THAN 40 SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WARS B****!
:) Posted over a year ago

2,345th fan. Feelin speciallll <3 Posted over a year ago

A few weeks ago I was watching tv and he was doing a commerical for a game. I was like oh my god chuck norris? O.O
Posted over a year ago

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to cross the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. Bush was wondering how to cross a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera ever. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris once throwed a grenade and killed 80 humans.
And then the grenade explode.

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if Chuck Norris is really a God, he will come to my house and slam my head to the keyboarljghčsjfsčldjgvk.cdf,d-c.dfmadčDočJDDWEIQčfs<fjwFČ. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris once caught a bullet with his left testicle. The bullet was later found in president Kennedy after it ricocheted from over 14 miles away. Posted over a year ago

The only person try cry when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. No one slaps chuck Norris.
Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it's descendants are known today as giraffes. Posted over a year ago

There is no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris smashed the table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
Posted over a year ago

Did you know Chuck norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the force. Posted over a year ago

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck norris. Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. Posted over a year ago

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris'd. Posted over a year ago

Today, I had an assembly called Rachel's Challenge. Rachel Joy Scott was nice to everyone, even bullies. She even got 2 bullies turned around. Once, she saw a guy stranded on the side of the road while it was snowing, and she pulled over and helped him. She was the first to be shot at Columbine High School. The boys killed, because THEY were fed up with bullying. So tell me, do YOU accept the challenge? Please re-post this and accept Rachel's Challenge! Posted over a year ago

chuck norris scares shit shitless Posted over a year ago

Earth dones not obrit the sun. The sun obrit Chuck norris. Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories Posted over a year ago

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas :P lol Posted over a year ago

The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris. Posted over a year ago

GO CHUCK! Posted over a year ago

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face Posted over a year ago

awesome Posted over a year ago

You know who else likes Chuck Norris?.....Chuck Norris! XD Posted over a year ago

Chuck norris makes onions cry Posted over a year ago