I was experimenting with the someecards format, and these happened.
So here are a few Disney Truth Bombs, of varying degrees of truth and image quality, ranging from serious to not-so-serious. Hope you get a nod or a smile out of 'em.
You think the only people who are people,
Are the people who look and think like you.
(Colors of the Wind, Pocahontas)
Oomp, there it is.
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
(Under the Sea, The Little Mermaid)
Humans want to be mermaids. Mermaid wants to be human. Preach all you want, Sebastian, that's just the way it's always gonna be.
We don't like what we don't understand,
In fact, it scares us!
(The Mob Song, Beauty and the Beast)
Well, mob, as long as you're aware.
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man!
(Poor Unfortunate Souls, The Little Mermaid)
I bet you'd like me to let this go without comment, wouldn't you, Disney?! Yeah, okay.
Though we adore men individually,
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
(Sister Suffragette, Mary Poppins)
Buuuurn. That's hardcore, 1960s Disney.
We are Siamese if you please,
We are Siamese if you don't please.
(Siamese Song, Lady and the Tramp)
Cats just flat-out don't give a fish. The End.