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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

#4.08 Spell

Clark: Hey, Lois. What are you doing here? Why aren’t you at school?
Lois: We’re having a surprise party for Chloe’s 18th birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark: No. I remember telling you you couldn’t have it here.
Lois: [Handing the box to Clark] Too late now. Everyone’s already been invited, and you really don’t want it getting back to Chloe that you rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark: [Incredulous] What?
Lois: Then I’d have to hurt you.
Clark: Listen, Lois, I don’t want–
Lois: Can you give me a hand with these? I have to get the wheels back...

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Spirit Banter Quotes

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Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did you crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the...

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Recruit Banter Quotes

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

Clark: You were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No more alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and rum cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are you doing here?
Lois: I could ask you the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell you how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that...

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I'll Make You Love Me; Chapter 4

posted by chels125843

so i wrote it and i thought i might as well post it here too since i posted the others, why the hell not right? ;) anyways we know i love feedback, even though i dont get any lmao! hope you like it ! :D

Chapter 4: Truth Be Told

2 months later.

It was one of the Planet’s busiest work days and the bullpen was full of people rushing to finish their reports before the deadline, everyone that is, but Clark. He sat at his desk moving back and forth with his chair as he watched Lois deeply focused with her work. The concept of deadlines and reports meant nothing to him as he was sitting across from...

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Blank Banter Quotes

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do you mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But you know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one more thing you don’t remember. You usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if you were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would you feel?
Lois: Oh,...

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I'll Make You Love Me; Chapter 3

posted by chels125843

wow if you've read up to here I'd like to say THANK YOU! :) hehe it means a lot to me! this is the longest chapter so far I know its still not that long but whatever thats how I roll ;) BUT I think it might just be the best...but how would I know? ;) and I feel the need to remind you all that FEEDBACK = LOVE AND A VERY HAPPY CHELSEA! :D<33 if you want more, comment!!

Chapter 3: Make a Wish

Clark was lying on the couch taking a quick nap when his phone rang. He checked the caller ID and it read "Chloe".
"Clark how many times do I have to call to remind you!?" Her voice sounding irritated on...

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I'll Make You Love Me; Chapter 1

posted by chels125843

My first ever clois fic and this is an AU taking place after season 8's episode "Bride". I would REALLY like some feedback!! thanks!! :)<3

Chapter 1: The Lois Factor

She crawled into bed as tears rolled down her cheeks. She just lay there choking back sobs; feeling paralyzed as memories of that day came rushing back to her with a whirlwind of heartbreak. Her cover had been blown, she could no longer pretend she didn’t have feelings for the dorky farm boy when all she wanted to do was run her hands through his thick dark hair and kiss him. Her hands gripped her blanket tight as she thought...

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Krypto Banter Quotes

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Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: You hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing home strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should...

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Lucy Banter Quotes

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Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do you mean?
Clark: You made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. You want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if you were any nicer, we’d starve.

Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.

Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let...

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Clois <333

posted by Crazy-Chica

Heyy Smallville fans! Im would like to tell you all why Clois is the best couple. Im sorry if this soapbox article offends some people but
Chlark and Clana, are not meant to be, and yes I DO have proof.

Clana kept on breaking up and it was mostly
Clarks fault, for not telling Lana his secret. So basically they are NOT meant to be cuz he couldnt trust her with his secret. It was just 7th season when he told her. So even though he didnt tell Lois yet they are totally meant to be.

Chloe and Clark arent meant to be either. They are ONLY FRIENDS!! Sorry but that is ALL they will EVER be!

Clois has had many moments where it shows that they are meant to be together.

Thanks for reading!
~Crazy-Chica~
Clois forever! <333

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I'll Make You Love Me; Chapter 2

posted by chels125843

The second chapter! thank you for actually reading this hah I know there are SUCH amazing fics out there but I thought I would just have fun and give it a shot, and once again feedback = LOVE! :D<33

Chapter 2: Post-Seduction Heartbreak

By the time she got back to the Talon it was well past 11 so she assumed her cousin would be fast asleep. She didn’t want to have to face her after all that’s gone on today; after all she does have a way of finding things out so she didn’t want to risk it. She quietly opened the door and crept into the apartment. To her dismay her cousin was sitting on...

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Crusade Banter Quotes

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Lois: You’ve just been hit by lightning, you’re stark naked, and, uh, you don’t even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of “fine.”

Lois: [Still holding onto Clark's arm, she walks him down the hall.] Do you know how many people are struck by lightning every year? Hardly any. You know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up by lost drivers? Zero. So far, you’re three for three, so how about a little less complaining and a little more forward motion.

Clark: You talk a lot.
Lois: Well, I’m just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence,...

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Forever & Commencement Banter Quotes

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

#4.21 Forever

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last day of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would you do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: You know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t you go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, you knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this...

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Facade Banter Quotes

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Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do you see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to show you around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] You start Smallville High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So you have been checking...

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Gone Banter Quotes

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Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North by Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.]...

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Why We Should Watch Smallville Next Season!

posted by xxxxsammyxxxx

1. B/c she went to Smallville to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray dogs and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed by her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just shower together (Gone)...