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Chapter 7
Kuki woke up. She shared a hotel room with the only other girl on the team, Sami. Sami was still in bed, the remote on her stomach, and the TV on. Kuki knew that Sami must have fell asleep while watching TV. She walked up to it, and turned it off.
    "No, don't do that!" Sami shot up from her pillow.
    "But you were asleep."
    "TURN IT ON."
    Kuki did as she was told. Then, she stepped into the bathroom and changed.
    "Yo, Kuki?" Sami asked ten minutes later, fully dressed. "You ready to go to practice?"
    Kuki stepped out of the room, and sighed. Her face looked like she'd been crying.
    "Whoa, girl, what happened?" Sami asked.
    "Nothing..." Kuki said. The girls walked downstairs meeting up with the others. They headed to their playing field.
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    Sak began handing everyone pills. Each one took them. Kuki was last in line, and she was confused.
    "What are these for?" She asked. "Like Kacey always says 'Hugs not Drugs!'"
    "They're not drugs, they're steroids." Sak said.
    "Steroids? Like, buff pills?"
    "Yes. Thanks for dumbing it down."
    Kuki couldn't believe it. Sak's team had been winning due to steroids. Kuki dropped them clear on the ground. "I won't take them."
    "Yes, you will." Sak said.
    "Sak, chill." Sami warned.
    "You shut up!" Sak pointed to Sami. He looked down at Kuki. "And YOU better take them, or I'll stuff them down your throat myself." (This is right where the crowd would say "Oooooooooooh.")
    "Take it easy!" Someone yelled down the line.
    "She's just a kid!" Screamed another.
    "I won't take them!" Kuki yelled. She began to stomp on the pills, crushing them with every step.
    Sak pushed her over, then threw two more at her face. "TAKE. THEM. NOW."
    "Sak, leave her alone!" Sami yelled. She pushed Sak, then went to help Kuki.
    "DO ANY OF YOU WANNA WIN AT ALL?" Sak screamed.
    "We do, just not this way." Someone said.
    "You're just a BIG MEANY." Kuki said.
    Everyone froze and it got quiet. REAL quiet. Sak's face turned into a HUGE frown, and he shoved Sami away from Kuki, and grabbed Kuki by her shirt.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kuki screamed.
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    Over at the Hyenas' field, everyone was sadly passing balls back and forth. Without Kuki, they were toast.
    Then, a scream that nearly put everyone out of their clothes entered the air.
    "What the shiz was that?" Kacey asked.
    Wally didn't move.
    "Wally? What's wrong?" Megan asked.
    "That's the scream of Kuki. We don't have much time." Wally began running in the direction of the Tornados' field.
    "You'll never get there running." Kiki said.
    Wally looked at them, smiling. They all got into the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
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    When the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. landed, Wally was the first out.
    "Well, well, well..." Sak said. "Look what we have HERE." He dropped Kuki, and she grunted when hitting the grass.
    "Leave her alone!" Wally yelled.
    "She refused to-" Sak stopped himself. If he revealed his cheating to the opponent, he'd get disqualified.
    "REFUSED. TO. WHAT?" Christian asked.
    "Ugh..."
    "Oh, Sak-y..." Megan said. She smiled at him greatly.
    "I'm sorry, I just CAN'T." Sak said. He stepped on Kuki's fingers while walking back to the team.
    Everyone's eyes widened, and steam practically blew from Wally's ears. He ran after Sak, and jumped on him. Sak fell over due to Wally's weight, and Wally began punching.
    His team began cheering him on, and Sak's team just laughed. Except Kuki, who teared up.
    Then, Sak threw Wally off him and onto Kuki. "I SHOULDN'T SUFFER THIS KIND OF ABUSE!"
    "You?" Kiki asked.
    "You're the one torturing Kuki!" Emma yelled.
    As everyone began taking turns yelling at Sak, Kuki hugged Wally.
    "Thank you." She said.
    "For what?" Wally asked.
    "For standing up for me." (Wow, seems like a lot of that here. XD)    
    "Naw, I'd do it for anyone."    
    "I know you wouldn't." Kuki giggled. Then, she leaned in for a kiss.
    Wally did nothing.
    "Wally?" She asked.
    "Oh, I'm sorry." Wally said. He blushed. Then, Kuki really did kiss him.
    "You jerk! Kuki's fragile!" Abby yelled. She threw a rock at Sak.
    "I wanna rock! I wanna rock! I wanna rock!" David said. Abby handed him one, and he chucked it at Sak's head. It nailed him perfectly, but seemed to cause no pain. All the kids began throwing rocks at Sak. Eventually he was fed up and chucked them back. Everyone stopped when Megan said this:
    "Guys, fighting is for the playing field. Not for chucking rocks at one another." Everyone began to mutter to themselves on how she was right.
    But Christian began staring at something with a disgusted look on his face. No one noticed until David tripped over into him.
    "Dude? @$%& you!" He yelled.    
    "Heh heh, sorry. But what were you staring at?" David asked.
    "That." Christian pointed to Kuki and Wally. When David looked, he immediately looked back.
    "Aw, man, why'd ya make me look?"
    "HA."
    Kuki broke away. She smiled, then hugged Wally. Wally got up, helped Kuki up, and they walked to their teams.
    "Well..." Emma said. "We wish you luck."
    "Uh... you too." Sami said. Sak said nothing. Sami elbowed him in the gut.
    "Ya, good luck and stuff." He said unsurely.
    The Hyenas went back to their field, and Sak looked at Kuki.
    "I'm sorry for being a jerk to you." He said. "I guess you don't have to take the pills since you ARE our best player."
    A few "HEY!"'s came from the field.
    Kuki hugged Sak. "It's OK. I realize you really wanna win. You're just trying your best."
    Sak looked at Kuki. For the first time in forever, he felt good about himself. He had made someone happy, and all this time he thought he'd never accomplish that.
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    Later that night, in the crammed hotel room of the Hyenas, everyone had gone to sleep. Except Wally. He stayed up writing something. He kept thinking of more reasons to put in it, then, he copied it enough times for every player using Kacey's spare carry-on printer. He slipped each copy underneath the others' pillows. He put on his jeans, hoodie, and grabbed Kacey's duct tape wallet. Then, he left.
Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...
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Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...
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Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"



Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...
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As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...
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After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...
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Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and by the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She said pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...
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~~~~~Flashes to KND symbol,now at sector v~~~~~~~~

    Later on, the kids were back at the tree house. Numbuh four was ripping on numbuh 2 so hard it was almost funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was so funny! You go to talk to 'er an you fall flat on yer face!, Numbuh four was saying through loud laughter. At least she laughed! , numbuh three put in helpfully. Man, numbuh five thinks you really need to check if your shoelaces are tied more often! Numbuh five put in with a small shrug. Numbuh twos face was beet red. It had been the worst recess of his life. Numbuh one...
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As soon as the bell rang Kacey picked up her back-pack and shot out the door. But before she made it all the way, her shirt was grabbed. It was Mr. Hart.
"I didn't clog the toilets! I swear!" Kacey yelled as the other kids walked out.
"No, no, you're not in troub- Wait, what?!" Mr. Hart said. Kacey laughed as if it was funny.
"Never Mind, what were you saying?" Kacey said. Mr. Hart cleared his throat and continued.
"You're one of those KND thingies, right?" Mr. Hart asked. Kacey gave him a weird look.
"Ya....." She replied.
"Good, cuz those two guys have stickers on their butts saying: Property...
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Everyone in Sector V (well, ALMOST everyone) was sleep-deprived and grumpy the next morning. Why? Well:
-Abby gave up her bed to Kacey after she got locked out of her room, so she ended up sleeping in the mission prep room.
-Valentina got scared in the middle of the night and went to get Wally to find out what the noise coming from down the hall was.
-Wally went to wake up Hoagie because HE got scared. The noise turned out to be one of the hamster's wheels were squeaking. So he had to spend the rest of the night oiling the wheels.
-Val got scared AGAIN and went into Kuki's bed for comfort. Little...
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It was about four days before Christmas and Kacey, (a.k.a. Numbuh 7) was busy decorating the Sector V tree house. Her small Golden Retriever puppy, Toby, was handing her ornaments to put on the Christmas Tree with his mouth. Toby was wagging his tail violently. A sign of happiness. Kacey's Australian cousin Wally (a.k.a. Numbuh 4) walked in. He didn't look too happy.
"What's up, Wally?" Kacey asked in a generous tone while grabbing another ornament from Toby. Wally grumbled to himself before answering her question.
"N- Nothing. I'm fine." He quickly shed away a few tears. Toby whined and...
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"uhhhh numbuh 2?" "yeah?" "you should start going up to your room and locking all doors" kuki was pretty sure wally was gonna eat him and cough up the goggles "um i agree" megan was now pushing him up the stairs but nobody even looked at wally they just assumed that he was pissed by this time hoagie was up in his room but megan was in the locked in that room with hoagie "soo what'cha wanna do?" hoagie raised one eye brow and did that little purr thing. megan ran to the bathroom, barfed and was holding her stomach running out of the room but... back to the story line wally was listening to his...
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Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...
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"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....
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Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That day he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top of her lungs.
"We're...
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There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with Jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" Jay shouted. "My Mom said because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." Jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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