Codename: Kids Next Door Article: Operation: S.C.H.O.O.L. Ch. 4: Beastie Boys FTW

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Operation: S.C.H.O.O.L. Ch. 4: Beastie Boys FTW

posted by kndkid96

Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, food and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the next two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the bell rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the words meant, and she'd always get the same answer: "When you're older."
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In French, everyone was buzzing about what happened 5th period. Kiki was sulking like Kacey when she got her iPhone taken away, even while surrounded by lollipops, chocolate mousse (nom nom nom...), soda, and electric guitar solos (don't ask).
Kacey paced impatiently while she waited for David or Hoagie to pick up their phones. Nothing. Val kept trying to reach for the iPhone.
"I wanna watch the nyan cat!!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. "Go bug one of the other kids!"
She pouted and walked away.
Kiki kept poking at her food.
Then, the kid w/ the electric guitar started playing "Fight For Your Right (to Party)".
The class started singing along. Kiki listened to the lyrics and got a great idea. The bell rang for 7th period. Eveyone poured out the door. Kiki kicked down the door and shouted:
"ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gave her a weird look.
"You off your meds again?" Wally asked.
Raleigh and Kiki kicked his shins. Lexi met Kiki outside of her class.
"Uh oh....you got THAT smile on your face. What are you thinking?"
And Kiki told her as everyone followed the two to the freshman locker hallway.

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kndkid96 Yeah...it's short. Deal with it! Ch. 5 (also the last chapter) should be longer had have higher levels of epic-ness than this one :P Comment!

kndluva Here you are Val, I'll give you a G rated version of some of those curse words. One means a girl dog, another means going potty, and one is sort of like a dam, but plus an "N" TOTALLY EPIC STORY

kndkid96 @Megan: XD!! Awesome

kndluva @Kiki YES! I didi somthing awesome. WIN.

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter Arrival Time And The End

posted by taismo723

They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 2 Friends To The Rescue!

posted by taismo723

"OUCH!"
"If you shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're friends for?
"If you guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

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Operation W.O.O.D.S. (worried opertives operation dangerously scary)

posted by kndluva

''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. Chapter 5 The Dance Begins

posted by taismo723

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

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Operation: L.I.E (L.ittle I.ndignafying E.mbelish)

posted by amy23000

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. (V.icious I.nconspicuous P.unk E.nters R.eality) Chapter 1 The Flyer

posted by taismo723

Wally slouched in his desk. Boooooring. Math had to be the worst class in the 5th grade. Mrs. Wann was his math teacher. And his homeroom teacher. They had Math every day before lunch. That's why Wally looked forward to lunch every day. To get outta Math. Kuki sat next to him. She was having a hard time with the 5 problems they were assigned to do. Wally hadn't even done a single problem. He knew they were just gonna check over the answers anyway. Why bother? Hoagie and Abby had finished awhile ago. Wally decided to doodle. It came close to 11:15. Lunch time. Kacey was lucky. She had lunch...

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 4 The Battle

posted by taismo723

Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 3 No Hero Is Complete Without A Villain

posted by taismo723

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her Library Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....

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Operation S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 5

posted by kndkid96

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are you guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! You guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! You guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....

Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"

Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...

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Valentines Day Mystery with the KND Part 4

posted by kndluva

As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...

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The Creepiness of a Carnival Chapter 7

posted by taismo723

After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...

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The Creepiness of a Carnival Chapter 4

posted by taismo723

Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and by the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She said pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...

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The Creepiness of a Carnival A KND Special Chapter 2

posted by taismo723

"KACEY!" Wally screamed. "Where's my bag? I NEED MY BAG!" Kuki looked at Wally weird. Abby thought nothing of it. Wally kept reaching down for his bag that wasn't there.
Kacey tried her best to calm him down. "Wally! Calm down, maybe you didn't zi-"
"WHO CARES THAT I DIDN'T ZIP IT UP?" He yelled. "I NEED MY BAG!" The Clown came over. He had and angry look on his face.
"You children need to leave now!" The clown said motioning them to get off. "The next kids are coming and I need you all to move along!" Wally freaked out and hid behind Kacey.
"Listen you fag, my cousin here lost his back pack...

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Oporation Congrats chapter 2

posted by kndluva

~~~~~Flashes to KND symbol,now at sector v~~~~~~~~

Later on, the kids were back at the tree house. Numbuh four was ripping on numbuh 2 so hard it was almost funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was so funny! You go to talk to 'er an you fall flat on yer face!, Numbuh four was saying through loud laughter. At least she laughed! , numbuh three put in helpfully. Man, numbuh five thinks you really need to check if your shoelaces are tied more often! Numbuh five put in with a small shrug. Numbuh twos face was beet red. It had been the worst recess of his life. Numbuh one...