The firey head started it's usal speech again, but the Scare Crow interupted.
"Oi, we got your cruddy broom, so give us our wishes!"
The head glared a him.
"BUT THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED THE WITCHES CASTLE!" it screamed.
"Well we just did." said the Tin Girl evenly.
"NEVER!" the head yelled
Toto sniffed around. He had caught a scent that didn't really belong in a lair of evil Flowery perfume. He followed the scent to a far corner, where a curtain hung. Gripping th fabric with his smaal sharp teeth, he pulled it back. Sitting on a computer desk swivel chair, sat a girl with a yellow sweatshirt, cut of shorts, and long dark brown hair. Toto gave a 'DOOK!' of suprise. Kuki rushed over.
"Toto, what's..... woah, who are you?" she asked.
The girl paled.
And with that, she pulled the curtain closed.
"IGNORE THE KID BEHIND THE CURTAIN!" the head ordered
"What's going on? asked the cowardly lion as the rest of the kids gatherd around Kuki.
"There's a girl back there!" she exclaimed.
"IGNORE THE KID BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
Kuki yanked it open once more. The girl had a head set on, and what ever she said was repeated through the flame head
"Is anyone else confused...?" asked the scare crow, scratching his head.
The kid sighed and removed the head set.
"OK, confession time..." she sighed.
Clicking a few buttons on a laptop in front of her, the giant head dissapered in a wave of static. First off, who are you?" the Ti Girl asked.
"I'm Megan. I arrived here last week when my Tour Group got lost. The munchkin people thought all of my computers and holograms were 'magic'."
The Cowardly Lion frowned.
"You mean you can't grant us our wishes?" he asked.
She gave him a sympathetic smile.
Kuki hung her head.
"Now how will I get home?" she moaned.
With a pop, a glowing red orb apeared. It turned into the Good Witch of the North.
"You know, you have the power to go home. You've had it all along," the witch said with a shake of her head.
THe Cowardly Lion Face Palmed.
"Well you could have told her that earlier!" said the Tin Girl.
"I couldn't have," the good witch exsplained. "This is the fairy tale. Nothing goes back to normal untill you learn about frienship and stuff."
Kuki stopped crying.
"You mean I can go home now?"
"Woah, Wait, are we just gonna skip over the part with the hot air balloon and stuff?"
"Megan, this story is botched up enough already. I don't think anyone will care."
"SIT. DOWN. BEFORE I S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T FEEL YOUR ARMS!"
"Ooooh kay, maybe I should narate? You could go take a nap or somthing?"
"I STARTED THIS STORY, I'LL FINISH THIS STORY!"
"EMMA, GET THE DUCT TAPE!"
"Okay ladies, gentlemen, and kids. I'm Megan, and I shall be taking over as narator for the rest of the story, while Kacey, uhhh, 'rests'. Moving forward...."
"I'll miss you so much!" she sobbed.
The Cowardly lion started to cry, too. The Tin Girl got so angry she kicked a wall, leaving a nice sized dent in her shoe. Kuki wrapped the Scare Crow up in a big hug.
"Choking.... not breathing..." he gasped.
"Oh, sorry." she apologized. "Now, how will I get home?"
"It's simple." said the witch. "Just click your heels and say: 'There's no place like home'."
Kuki sighed, making sure Toto was safely secured in her basket. Clicking her heels, she repeated:
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home......."
Kuki blinked. She was at home, in her old bedroom, lying in bed. Toto was sleeping on the rug. Her mother stood next to the bed.
"Oh, thank goodness your awake!" she breathed. "I was so worried!!!!"
"You took a nasty bump on the head. But everthing is all right now."
"I went to a place with munchkins and wizards...."
"Shhhh, it was only a dream. Now, you have some visotors."
The door flew open, and her freinds from the ball game flooded in.
"Woah, are you OK?" aske Kacey.
"Did you die?" stupidly questioned Wally.
"B-b-b-but," Kuki stammerd. "I went to the Land of Oz, and you were there, and you were there...."
She pointed to each of them in turn. Megan just shrugged.
"Dreams are the way your brain disperses memories." se recited. "What ever you saw was probably images being deleted from your memory core!"
Kuki layed back on her pillows, with her new found friends around her.
"All I know is," she stated. "There is no place like home."
"And they all lived happily ever..."
"THIS IS MY STORY!"
"AHHH! SHE ESCAPED! AND SHE HAS A SPOON! QUICK, MADDY, END THE STORY!!!!"
"But I don't know how to end a story!"
"JUST DO IT! THINK OF ANYTHING!"
"Oh, um, ok, uhhhh.... THATS ALL FOLKS!"
The End, Mission Complete.