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“Wow!” Numbuh 4 exclaimed. “I can’t believe we beat those losers up for the 2nd time in a row!” Sector V had just finished retrieving Toby from Richard, Mitchell, and Valerie Bloohmehnoze. Kacey held Toby and snuggled him and stroked his fur. Kuki reached over and pet him. Wally had the urge to tell Kuki something. He walked closer to her. But immediately moved back. Just then, 3 suspiciously looking girls with 4’s and hearts all over their shirts came out of nowhere. Kacey recognized the girls. She handed Toby to Numbuh 4.
“What are YOU creeps doing here?” She asked. The girl with the pony-tails named Cassy walked behind Kacey.
“Well, Kacey, we were just in the neighborhood and decided to see if HE was with you. And sure enough, he is!” Cassy exclaimed shrieking excitedly. Angrily, Kacey jabbed her elbow into Cassy’s stomach. Cassy put her hands over her stomach, gasping for air. After 10 seconds of heavy breathing, Cassy got up and walked towards Wally.
“HI!” Cassy yelled in his ear. He jumped back, landing in Cassy’s arms just like she planned. The other 2 girls shrieked with joy. Kacey and Kuki’s eyes bulged.
“I got him, girls!” Cassy yelled. “I got Wallabee!” Wally struggled. Then, the girl with the braids, Sara, pinched his shoulder. He automatically stopped moving. Numbuh 4 could only let out 2 words.
“Help…. Me…..”
“Eee!” Sara yelled. “He’s even cuter in person!” The 3rd girl was angry.
“My turn now, Cassy!” Anne yelled. “You caught him, I GET him!” Cassy stuck out her tongue at Anne and cuddled Wally some more. Kuki got furious.
“Wally!” She yelled out. “You stupid Fangirls! I’ll save you Wally!” Kuki was about to jump at Cassy but Numbuh 5 held her back. Numbuh 2 hid behind Megan shivering with fear.
“Fangirls, Kiki.” Kacey said. “The vicious fact of life.” Kiki was sad.
“Poor, Wally.” Numbuh 8 said. Kacey stepped forward.
“Let. Him. GO.” She said pulling out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Anne walked up to Kacey.
“We have your cousin, and what’re you gonna do about it?” Anne asked. Kacey stepped back. She came up with a devious plan.
“Nothing.” She answered. Wally’s eyes bulged. He shot her a ‘You’re the worst cousin ever’ look. She shot him a ‘I’ve got everything under control’ look back. He sighed. Then, Wally realized he had the power to struggle again. He kicked and screamed. Sara came over and did ‘The Strike of The Sleeping Cobra’ on Wally. He fell asleep in Cassy’s arms.
Kacey mischievously smiled as the girls walked away carrying Wally. Kuki was about to rip of Kacey’s head.
“Why’d you let them take Wally?” Kuki screamed. Kacey smiled.
“You’ll see.”
It was an interesting day at Gallager and I was about to make it even more interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever you start narrating you start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what you were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah more interesting...why was I about to make it even more interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...
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Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.


This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
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“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the next morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki said poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David said with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted by ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....
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"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...
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“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
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The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
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Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...
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"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...
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"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...
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"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....
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“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the tree house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I love it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my Rainbow Monkeys I’m not gonna let you come to the tree house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...
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"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...
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They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit reading off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...
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The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....
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Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...
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Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...
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Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"



Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...
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As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...
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After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...
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