I'm sure by now you have heard of the children's TV show "Adventure Time". It's very popular. I must admit, I am a pretty big fan of the show myself! It's a cute show with a good storyline, which is more than I can say for a lot of cartoons these days.
But.. it's the story behind the show that's rather upsetting...
Finn was a 13 year old boy who was extremely lonely: having no friends and being ignored by his mother, who was having a difficult time enough trying to support him working 2 jobs. His only friend was his loyal dog, Jake. A few years later, Jake died of old age. After Jake's passing, Finn got extremely depressed and attempted to commit suicide via overdose. Rather than dying, though, he fell into a coma and was stuck in the hospital. Doctors feared he would never wake up from the coma. Sadly, they seemed to be correct, as Finn would never wake up from his coma, stuck in a perpetual dream, a fantasy world Finn had always dreamed of, and told Jake about.
In this world, Finn and Jake went on crazy adventures to save princesses that were madly in love with Finn, Jake had a girlfriend named Lady Rainicorn, who was a rainbow colored unicorn who only spoke Korean (which led to only Jake understanding him). Finn, however, was in love with Princess Bubblegum, who ruled the Candy Kingdom, but she could never decide whether Jake was her friend or her lover, which served to be a constant source of frustration for Finn. His greatest rival was the Ice King, an evil king who ruled the Ice Kingdom, who was upset and depressed because he was forever alone, so he kidnapped princesses to "pleasure" him. The Ice King had an intense jealousy for Finn because the princesses loved him so much.
More and more characters came into the picture. More candy people, more talking inanimate objects, and more adventuring. Finn had went completely insane. It was no normal child's imagination at work. Finn would remain in a coma until his dying days, adventuring with his dead dog Jake, never aging, never changing. It was forever, Adventure Time.
But.. it's the story behind the show that's rather upsetting...
Finn was a 13 year old boy who was extremely lonely: having no friends and being ignored by his mother, who was having a difficult time enough trying to support him working 2 jobs. His only friend was his loyal dog, Jake. A few years later, Jake died of old age. After Jake's passing, Finn got extremely depressed and attempted to commit suicide via overdose. Rather than dying, though, he fell into a coma and was stuck in the hospital. Doctors feared he would never wake up from the coma. Sadly, they seemed to be correct, as Finn would never wake up from his coma, stuck in a perpetual dream, a fantasy world Finn had always dreamed of, and told Jake about.
In this world, Finn and Jake went on crazy adventures to save princesses that were madly in love with Finn, Jake had a girlfriend named Lady Rainicorn, who was a rainbow colored unicorn who only spoke Korean (which led to only Jake understanding him). Finn, however, was in love with Princess Bubblegum, who ruled the Candy Kingdom, but she could never decide whether Jake was her friend or her lover, which served to be a constant source of frustration for Finn. His greatest rival was the Ice King, an evil king who ruled the Ice Kingdom, who was upset and depressed because he was forever alone, so he kidnapped princesses to "pleasure" him. The Ice King had an intense jealousy for Finn because the princesses loved him so much.
More and more characters came into the picture. More candy people, more talking inanimate objects, and more adventuring. Finn had went completely insane. It was no normal child's imagination at work. Finn would remain in a coma until his dying days, adventuring with his dead dog Jake, never aging, never changing. It was forever, Adventure Time.
Karl: lets see all your little secrets...
Henry: well it looks like you are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did you get in here?!
Henry: i'm friends with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet you still don't give us the secret
Karl: you wouldn't understand it anyway, why are you here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do you want me to rejoin or not?
Henry: well, if you are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: well it looks like you are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did you get in here?!
Henry: i'm friends with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet you still don't give us the secret
Karl: you wouldn't understand it anyway, why are you here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do you want me to rejoin or not?
Henry: well, if you are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have you seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have you been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are you the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do you remember last time you rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have you seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have you been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are you the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do you remember last time you rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one day i was sleeping over at my friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if you include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he said " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello you have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need you to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: you and I both know you don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little more specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little more Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello you have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need you to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: you and I both know you don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little more specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little more Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!