Zalgo opened a door that opened to a very dark room. In it, a masked man was crawling from the ceiling and then landing on his feet to the floor. He said, "艾马诶吾艾 艾 艾尺伊艾勒屁 吾艾哦伊吾, 艾勒哦艾儿迪 贼德诶艾勒吉哦"?
Zalgo said, "Yes, you can help me, Kagekao. First, speak english, will you".
Kagekao groaned and said, "Yes Lord Zalgo".
Zalgo continued, "And second, I have a mission for you". Kagekao then felt his mask change from annoyance to excitement. Zalgo said, "Slender Man's proxies are hiding from me. I need you to find them, and I need you to catch them. Don't kill them... yet". Kagekao bowed and said, "As you wish Lord Zalgo".
Ticci-Toby and Clockwork were walking around the city looking for a motel. The city was filled with many sane humans, something that Toby or Clockwork had not been around for a long time. Finally, they came to a motel. They walked in, and the motel owner looked at them with a strange look and said, "Are you two vacationing here"?
Clockwork said, "Oh yes, we just came from... Europe and just want to get a look around the U.S.".
The motel owner kept looking at Clockworks clock eye, but thought it was some strange French fashion thing. He gave them a room key and went back to his office. There, he walked over to a co-worker and said, "Hey, Rick. Ever met a guy with real grey skin"?
The co-worker said, "Not unless its Dracula".
Masky was sleeping in a bed when he heard something in his room. Sounded like something crawling, but he shrugged it off. However, he woke up to hear the noise again. Masky took out his knife, turned on the lights, and saw Kagekao looking at him. Kagekao said, "Oh, don't mind me. I'm just dropping by".
Masky, instantly taking this thing for a threat, swung his knife at it. Kagekao jumped out of the way and latched himself onto a wall and said, "Now that wasn't very nice". He then jumped at Masky and started choking him. Masky could not breathe at all. Kagekao kept choking (Easy enough to not kill Masky) until Masky passed out. Kagekao then dragged Masky out through the window and opened a portal to the underworld and tossed him in. He then ran off to go and find the next proxy.
Toby and Clockwork walked into the room. Once in, Clockwork locked the door, shut the curtains, hugged Toby and started kissing him passionately. Toby suddenly, lost his balance and he, along with Clockwork, fell onto the bed. Clockwork giggled a little and continued her kissing. It did not take long for Toby to feel something odd. Something like his pants being unzipped.
Hoodie stayed up the whole night. He knew that if he went to sleep, he'd be killed by Zalgo's henchmen. He wouldn't let that happen. Suddenly, he heard something laugh. He turned and saw Kagekao's face was just inches away from his. Kagekao stood there for a moment and said, "Hey, how's it going".
Hoodie took out his knife and swung, but Kagekao grabbed it, and then gripped Hoodie's neck hard. He began to choke until Hoodie was also knocked out. Kagekao then opened a portal to the underworld and threw Hoodie into it and then went to look for the last proxy.
The following morning, Toby woke up with an odd feeling. He looked under the covers, only to see that all his clothes were gone. Well, not gone, but just thrown onto the floor, which was odd, because Toby always folded his clothes before bed. He also noticed another pair of clothing that wasn't his "I don't remember wearing a bra" Thought Toby.
Suddenly, a hand fell onto his arm. toby turned and saw Clockwork in the bed, also not wearing clothing. Now it all came back to what happened last night, and Toby was thinking how it could have happened so quickly. But, he didn't care. He was just glad to be with Clockwork. And Clockwork felt the same towards him.
After checking out of the motel, Toby and Clockwork went to a coffee shop. Toby couldn't remember if he ever had coffee or not. But, at least Clockwork was there, so that's all that mattered. Clockwork said, "So, when do you think this will all blow over"?
Toby said, "Maybe it will be over by tomorrow. Zalgo may just be a little grumpy. I'm sure he'll tire himself out soon and forget this ever-" Suddenly, there was a large amount of screams from the people in the coffee shop. Toby and Clockwork then saw what they were screaming about. It was Kagekao crawling up the wall and then onto the ceiling. It didn't take long for the people to run out of the building. Kagekao said, "Hello, there".
Toby said, "Hey, are you here to help"?
Kagekao said, "Good guess, but no. I'm here to capture you and send you to Zalgo so he can torture you until the world ends. No hard feelings though".
He then lunged at Toby, who was then hit in the face with a coffee mug by Clockwork. Kagekao got back up and said, "Well, your not a proxy. zalgo never said I couldn't have some fun while I was up here". He then jumped into the air high and then threw himself at Clockwork and grabbed her neck. This time, he choked real hard, to make sure she'd die. Suddenly, his arm was cut off with a hatchet which fell to the ground in a bloody mess. He then saw Toby holding a now bloody hatchet. Kagekao gripped his arm and said, "Now that actually hurt".
Toby said, "Sorry, but you hurt Clockwork, and you gave me no choice but to cut off your arm".
Kagekao said, :Huh. Your real loyal. But foolish". He then grabbed Toby's neck and began to squeeze. Toby couldn't cut him with his hatchet. It was no use. Suddenly, Clockwork stabbed Kagekao in the shoulder with her knife, which made Kagekao drop Toby and smack Clockwork hard enough to send her crashing into a wall. Toby then grabbed his hatchet and sliced Kagekao's head clean off, which then fell to the floor in a bloody mess. Toby ran over to Clockwork and said, "Are you okay"?
Clockwork said, "Yeah, I'm fine".
Toby said, "We should get going".
Zalgo saw Kagekao get killed through a small portal and said, "DAMN IT!!! That proxy is real smart, I tell you".
Shadow Lurker said, "What are we going to do Mr. Lord King Master Zalgo. He's too powerful. Even Kagekao failed to get him".
Zalgo said, "Well, it's obvious... I have no other choice but to meet an old friend of mine".
SCP-682 had survived another day of trying to be destroyed. He had utterly despised humans and, when he got the chance, he'd get out of the SCP Facility and kill every human imaginable. Suddenly, 682 saw a red portal open. It was obvious who it was. Zalgo came through the portal and said, "Hello again, 682".
682 said, "Zalgo. It's good to see you after all these years".
Zalgo said, "Same to you. I have a plan. I can help get you out of here. I can have you join my side as the world ends. I just need one favor"
682 said, "What would that be"?
Zalgo said, "I need you to find Slender Mans last proxy, no matter what. Sure, he may not be in this country, but you can find him in just a short time. What do you say"?
682 made up his mind before Zalgo finished, "Yes. However, when I do find this proxy, I want you to release every last SCP here, and allow them to do the one thing they were born to do. End humanity".
Zalgo said, "Of course".
682 said with a grin, "Then lets get to work". And he and Zalgo walked through the portal, only to have security walk into an empy room that housed the most dangerous SCP alive