In June 2006, Henry woods the youngest of three children from the woods family. Henry just turned 7 years old before they move to the new house when he was at Billy’s birthday party. he saw Jeff fight off the bullies and saw his own brother In flames Henry yelled “get a motherfucking fire extinguisher my big brother is on fire, you assholes!’’ and when he saw his big brother in the hospital he was crying because he had to see his brother in huge pain and the police released liu after they found out randy did pull out the knives and tried stabbing Henry, liu and Jeff. And then the next few weeks liu and Henry visited Jeff from the hospital, and then there was the day that Jeff was going to get the cast off his face when Jeff got it off. Henry puked because of its smell and looked horrible and then Jeff said ‘’what’s wrong with my face!’’ then his mom said, ‘’ nothing it’s just Henry ate too much candy, again.’’ Then when he heard Jeff say I LOVE IT! He was confused. That night later, it was about midnight when he heard the screams of his mom dad and oldest brother he hid in the basement after he pasted liu’s room and seen blood everywhere and he had dragged liu down in the basement and after doing that he took liu’s cell phone and called the police and said Jeffery woods has killed almost all of his family. When he was done Henry heard laughter from the secret room in the basement when found it he saw Jeff with burnt eye lids and gashes on his face he was saying ''GO TO SLEEP'', little brother and then he ran as fast as can but Jeff was faster and attacked him. When the police saw the scene in the basement they put them in the ambulance and then Henry passed out. He woke up at sacred heart hospital saying what happened to my brother a nurse said you were attacked really badly and I hope he doesn't come after you and your brother. Well I read the newspaper and they put four instead of five I think because you’re a little child they’re trying to protect you and then he saw Jeff behind the nurse with a scalpel and Jeff cut her neck then Henry got out and ran to liu’s room and liu was there with his clothes on he said we have to go hide and liu hid Henry in a broom closet. Then when Henry thought It was done he got out and ran to find liu and Jeff he couldn't find them anywhere and he was crying because his life was ruined now and most his family as he know liu and Jeff were alive his future was gone. Only thing he remembers now from the basement incident was is Jeff said,
‘’GO TO SLEEP!’’
‘’GO TO SLEEP!’’
Lucius {singing}: caaaaannnn!
LJ: {singing}: anybodyyyy!
Lucius {singing}: find meeee!
Slender {singing}: somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
LJ: {singing}: anybodyyyy!
Lucius {singing}: find meeee!
Slender {singing}: somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Porter: all this is just because you could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent hill for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent hill for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: you know buddy, since your on death row I should tell you something... you better be grateful I'M killing you... you could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told you that, TO HEAVEN OR HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the question is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the question is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the milk and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the milk and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: hey can you tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a heart attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a heart attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: hey it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like you Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... you couldn't help yourself. but now you are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...