I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please bear with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch you if they think you know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.