*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*
1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
8) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
9) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
10) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
11) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
12) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
13) Send Stephenie Meyer a letter saying she's invited to a beach party and to wear one of these two outfits:
and give her the address of a Twilight hater's house...
14) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
*Again, if you think they're dumb, please be respectful when saying so*