Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my second choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight books and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a comment on my critical analysis telling me what you think, what you agree on and what you disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because of Edward himself. I mean sure, we know living forever kind of sucks, but do you have to go on and on and ON about it?! Get over it already. Take a page from Emmett's book and try to just live your life, and be a tad more enthusiastic, would you? I mean, you could at least focus on the positives of being a vampire instead of whining all day.

Secondly, would you shut up about your soul already? I mean, really, your soul's fine. In some twisted, messed up, and just plain strange way, you ARE still a person, and everyone has a soul, you're not special and you have one too. You're obviously just looking for something else to complain about.

And something else, mind over matter? Give me a break, you just exaggerated when describing how "difficult" and "painful" it was to be around Bella. Now you're caught in your lie!

And lastly, why did it take you so long to change Bella?!? The soul thing, well, see above, and if you love her so much than why dont you want to be with her forever and ever? You're a hypocrite and a phony, and the only reason you changed her at all was to save her life. Whatever.

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Thanks for reading, and leave a comment telling what you think! Again, please no nasty comments. Hope you liked it!
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*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...
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Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't you see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that you listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the more I think on it, the more I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of you are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been said about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
I felt like writing this article after reading a fellow ex-CAT member's article on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater or anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer or her fans, and don’t throw nasty or immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
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"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...
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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hey are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me you freak you tried to kill...
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