Damon & Bonnie Fictional scenario: Damon finds out that Bonnie B/M has a crush on Eric and Spike..He says..

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So what happens when their mascara runs, do they pout or scream..?
You're into blondes?! aren't they like.. ditzy?
You've always liked men with big guns, haven't you? well, mine *ahem* are better
Blonde vampires. Help! I'm already swooning *sarcasm*
Eric&Spike up a tree. Entertaining themselves, in ways they shouldn't be..
As a concerned citizen I'm worried about their-I mean my health..Crap *walks off*
Are you gonna come over faint? Cz I'll jus step to the side
Hey! I get feathers stuck in my delicies for you & u're giving them eyes?
Are you gonna need a tablecloth to wipe the drool off your mouth?
Blondes REALLY do have all the fun.
Oh brother. You like Spike and Eric? But they're so..much.. older than you!
is the choice you want missing? go ahead and add it!
 samjhart posted over a year ago
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