“We’re a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!”

vanszerelem "Or I could step in and basically stab you in the back coercing your lady friend to BE MINE BECAUSE I OWN WOMEN which then, ultimately, results in you at the bottom of a lake drowning for months. I then should be the first person to realize it’s not you walking around being my brother .. but I got my studdly man penis buried so deep inside your ex, I can’t see straight. I’d say I’m sorry but we both know I’m not."