(throwing a tree out of a forest in a wild display of power)
Damon; I didn't like it there anyway.
ELENA; Where's Stefan?
DAMON; Stefan who?
DAMON; I can waken things inside you that have been sleeping all your life
DAMON; The name is Salvatore. As in savior
DAMON; Do you know... that a mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? Do you mind if I check?
STEFAN; I mind.
DAMON; But do you matter?
(on the subject of himself)
DAMON; I'm the most dangerous thing you're ever likely to encounter in your life.
(on the subject of Elena giving in to him)
ELENA; I'd rather cut my throat.
DAMON; An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much more enjoyably.
(after inviting himself to dinner at Elena's)
ELENA; Go. Or I'll tell them you're the killer.
DAMON; Don't you think a guest deserves a little more consideration?
(seeing Elena and Stefan's reunion)
DAMON; Very touching. Do you want me to imitate a violin?
ELENA; I can't go down there. They think I'm dead!
DAMON; Oh, you've remembered that. Good for you.
DAMON; Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else
(on and to Elena)
DAMON; I told Stefan from the beginning that he was selfish not to share you. Brothers should share things, you know.
(making a pact)
STEFAN; I agree.
DAMON; And I agree. In fact, we all seem to be in a frenzy of pure agreement.
(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
ELENA; The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl you left wandering around there in her slip?
DAMON; Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips.
(on the subject of joining Katherine)
KATHERINE; I didn't mean to hurt you... I'm sorry.
KATHERINE; Yes, Damon?
DAMON; Go to hell.
STEFAN; Do you want to get caught, Damon?
DAMON; I am never caught, little brother.
STEFAN; What are you going to do when they come after you?... Kill them all?...
DAMON; Why not?
DAMON; A visit to yet another pretty girl? I wouldn't miss it