1. You have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. You have him as your lock screen and home screen.
3. You go to Google, click images and type "Bowieporn" in the search box.
4. You imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. You really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. you can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs you know how to play on the guitar are Bowie songs.
8. You dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. You ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy love scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend you make...
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