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posted by Luna--Lovegood

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A MILEY FAN! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN SONG TO PARODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE BOTH DON'T LIKE MILEY, AND WE WANTED A SONG WE THOUGHT MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE HEARD

A Pardoy Of "Can't Be Tamed", from the point of view of Bellatrix. I always thought she had a "Can't be Tamed" Attitude, XD
Big thank you to PaulInDaHood, for helping me write this.

For those who don't know me, I am insa-ane
Crucio-ing muggles every day
'Cause it's fun doing that
Everyone everywhere screams whenever I come by
'cause they know they're gonna die,
'Cause I kill like that

I crucio people 'till they're dead...

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The Suicide Diaries (My anti Fanfic) Chapters 1 and 2

posted by KateKicksAss

**Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tried to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor**

CHAPTER ONE

Edward Cullen sat on the couch moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the couch depressed and moping all the time.
He sighed as he sat on the couch wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. Or how he sparkled.
CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression.
Alice had just dropped...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the next person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling love might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose bed were you on last?
Nagini's,...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill you

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than you look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for you now!!" *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did you say something?"

5. "Why do you...

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Scenario Ideas 2

posted by KateKicksAss

So I already posted a list of new scenario ideas, as inspired by Sam, but I also think that we've started a lot of RP's that had a ton of potential, and started out well, but then got out of hand, or dragged, and we abandoned them, so this list is of some of these that I think would maybe be deserving of a fresh start. Your thoughts would be appreciated whether or not you agree with me, :)

Potential Fresh Start Scenario's

Concert
I remember back before you guys (Sam and Harley) had joined this spot, we started this RP where we were all going to one of Paul's concerts, since his day job is as...

The Chain (Based off of The Chain by Three Days Grace)

posted by Lenzetta-Lovett

    The sun bleeds across the horizon. He strokes her back gently as the first glimpse of light becomes present in the sky. When the sun shows its full bloom, she turns to him. Her deep eyes gazing into his own, a smile etched on her face.

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise…

“I love you, Roddy.”

    He knows it isn’t true, but Bellatrix black was a fantastic actress. Yes, Rodolphus knows it’s not true, the love is fake. It’s only a lust for power. But does he protest? No. He accepts it. He feels that he must find...

Public Torment chapter 2

posted by Xander-Kriechen

The walls are illuminated by one small candle. Xander lies on his back staring at the ceiling above him. The shadows of both him and his novel crazed companion Josh dance upon the walls. The room is silent for a moment until Xander sighs heavily and turns to his side.

    “What’s wrong, Xan?” Josh questions, only glancing away from his book for a split moment.

    “She knows, Josh,” Xander replied pointedly.

Josh groaned in annoyance and practically threw his book aside.

    “Look, you really need to elaborate on what you...

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Losing myself Chapter 2

posted by Lenzetta-Lovett

Lucius’ POV

    I awoke to a shiver making it’s way down my spine. I looked around the dark bedroom, my wife lying next to me. Thick blankets covered her sleeping form from head to toe but she still shivered slightly.
    “Lumos,” I whispered and my wand let out a small bulb of light at its tip.
    “Narcissa,” I muttered, slightly nudging my wife.
    “Hm?” she muttered back in reply before turning to face me. I could tell she was tired, I felt terrible for waking her. “what is it dear?” she added...

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So You Want to Be a Death Eater: Your guide to everything evil!

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

Rita Skeeter Interview with Bellatrix Lestrange

posted by Luna--Lovegood

Bellatrix getting mad. Again.

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

"Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s more to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!"

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do you mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call you Bella?

BL: No.

RS: Can I see your Dark Mark?

BL: *glares threateningly* How DARE...

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Death Eater Chat Room

posted by KateKicksAss

So basically, Voldemort has decided to hold a Death Eater meeting through chat. This is set during Deathly Hallows, before Harry, Ron, and Hermione are captured by the Snatchers/

Malfoy_Is_Awesome has joined the conversation

BellatrixCRUCIO has joined the conversation

Yaxley_Rocks has joined the conversation

silverhandwormtailizawesome has joined the conversation

Malfoy_Is_Awesome: I still don't see why we had to have this meeting online.

BellatrixCRUCIO: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE DARK LORD'S JUDGEMENT, YOU FILTHY BLEACH BLOND?!?!

Malfoy_Is_Awesome: I wasn't questioning it, I was simply asking why!...

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24 Ways to Piss Off Bellatrix Lestrange (Guaranteed to get you a Crucio!)

posted by PaulInDaHood

Hey Guys. Here is A list I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get you crucio-ed! Please comment and let me know what you think. Thank you to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, you are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. Next time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to torturing...

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Public Torment chapter 1

posted by Xander-Kriechen

    Xander walked quickly down the long corridor dragging a prisoner behind him.
    “Help! Help!” the woman laughs as she stumbles along in Xander’s grasp, “I’m being oppressed!”
Rolling his eyes, the young prison guard throws the deranged woman into her cell, causing her to fall to her knees. He quickly shuts the prison bars and glares at her through them.
    “My, my, sir,” the woman began smirking up at her guard, “You just met me, no need to be so aggressive with me yet.”
    “Ms. Clement,...

Loretta Selwyn

posted by Loretta_Selwyn

OOC:
Background:
Loretta is a member of the esteemed pure-blood Selwyn family. Due to the power her family has held throughout the years, she developed an interest in the Ministry of Magic and wizard governing at an early age. Upon leaving her Slytherin house at school, she moved into an apprenticeship with one Dolores Umbridge. After working with Umbridge, Loretta settled into a position within the Department of Law Enforcement and mostly assists within the ‘Improper Use of Magic Office’. Since Loretta does not need to hold a job due to her inheritance, she devotes only a moderate amount...

Lenzetta's Nightmare Part 1

posted by Lenzetta-Lovett

It was a peaceful October night. The wind blew smoothly as crusted brownish red leaves drifted from the trees to the grass below. The wind seemed to play a sort of music with the trees, an incredibly calming little lullaby. Lenzetta Lovett, a darling young girl was asleep in her bed dreaming while breathing heavily. She dreamt of Hogwarts. The teachers, the students, the lessons, the memories. She smiled in her sleep.

Lenzetta’s family was small but known. They were known not only by wizards, but the Muggles as well. Muggles seemed to be brainwashed...

When We Take Over the World - In Pictures!!

posted by Umbridge

Well when the Dark Lord takes over the world, there are going to be a few changes.

First we will need to fix history a bit so make it appears that the Dark Lord was always in charge. That way no future generations try to rebel and restore what they think is the right way.

Second, we will get to shape muggle culture. Yes muggles are filth, but they will be our puppets.

Here's what it all could look like:
Let me know what you think

* Apparently I need to write more so I can publish this as an article*
So, I could not decide what to do with Narcissa. I don't want to throw her into the fashion world with Lucius and me.

The Dark Lord was always a great leader

Bellatrix is the epitome of beauty

Lucius enters the world of high fashion

Pink fall fashion line by Umbridge

Fenrir's music album goes gold

Draco is a teen sensation

Despite being held in Area 51, WolfPred gains some fans

An animagus reads Zanhar's latest novel

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Scars-Part 1

posted by KateKicksAss

So, this is sort of a “series” (for lack of a better word) that I’m doing about how Kate got some of her scars. This might be kind of a lame idea, but at the moment, it’s almost 1 am, and I’m feeling like doing some bonding with my character.

Scar: The scar and bump on Kate’s lip

Kate woke up to the sound of screams. That was hardly unusual. Her parents, both widely respected (in some circles, anyway) Death Eaters, enjoyed torturing innocent people, and had no qualms about kidnapping people and bringing them home for a bit of sport.

She cringed. Kate hated her parents way of life....

Change. The Old Vladimir.

posted by DmitryVladimir

ESCAPED! ESCAPED! ESCAPED!

Dmitry Vladimir, male, white, aged 24 years, single, a native of Romania. Recommended his commitment to Azkaban, finding him suffering from mental illness, perhaps Insanity.

He was caught by the Ministry on the date of August 18th, on the street of Cherry Tree Lane, and charged with reckless behavior and convicted Death Eater. He seems to be insane.. Always yelling in his mother language, shaking the bars and slamming the stone walls, even laughing out spontaneously. Be cautious for when cornered Mr. Vladimir will lash out. The results are in fact not pretty. During...

Losing Myself Chapter 6

posted by Lenzetta-Lovett

Still Lenzetta’s POV
I appeared at the familiar house that I had previously been to. The house that was causing my madness.
Wouldn’t you think that after you killing their son, these people would have moved to a place less harmful? It makes sense, does it not?
“That would make sense,” I told myself. At that realization I was beginning to doubt whether my plans would work or not. I continued to the front lawn and glanced over the house to see if I could spot any sign of movement within the windows, or any lit candles to indicate light.
I guess...

Bye for now

posted by JumeauxBelle

Hey,

I just wanted to say that I'm leaving. For now at least. I've sort of been avoiding this place on purpose for a while.

Please understand that Its nothing personal and nothing against any of you on here, I really like all of you, and Im glad to have met you guys, you're some great people.

I'm just sick of the drama on here, basically WW3. I don't like feeling pressure to pick sides, and I hate that my friends are fighting with each other. It all seems like one big power struggle between River and Giatrix and Lexa. I know the fight was ages ago, but whenever everyone is on here, it still feels...