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Still Lenzetta’s POV:
    The next evening was probably the worst since the night of my parents deaths. We held one of notorious meetings which involved of course locating Harry Potter and a little bit of plans to overthrow the ministry. Those topics were fine to speak of, I’ve given some noteworthy suggestions of my own that the Dark Lord seemed pleased with, but the ending of the meeting was what made me feel ill.
    “Ladies, gentlemen,” he said right as people were going to get up from their seats. “For those of you who do not know, we have...

Lenzetta’s POV:

    The majestic doors of the Manor flew open with such force, that it seemed nearly impossible that they still remained on their hinges. I had been running, and was literally out of breath as small sobs escaped me. Why I ran? I had no clue. I mean, why didn’t I just apparate back here? I had my wand with me!
Stupid girl
    That voice inside my head was right. I am a stupid girl and will always be one. Tearing myself away from that thought, I noticed that the Manor was completely dark. I couldn’t even see my pale hand as I held it...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than you look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for you now!!" *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did you say something?"

5. "Why do you...

Hey people :) This is just a little song based fanfic that I wrote when I was bored and listening to the "Wicked" soundtrack. Hope you enjoy!


“TOM!!!!” Young Bellatrix Black screams, her eyes wide with tears welding up inside them. She does the first thing she thinks of, she runs to her mother’s spell book. Her love is in grave danger and she had to save him. She flips through the pages vigorously until she comes to a page that she hoped would help. Whipping out her wand from her pocket she began to sing the spell on the worn pages below her view.
    “Eleka nahmen...

The story of one of the Inferi that guarded Voldemort's locket horcrux in the cave. Yes, I took a few creative liberties, but I hope you guys like it. It's kind of long, but please tell me what you think. It's darker and more serious than most of the things I've written so far.


The last thing I remember from my previous life is Lord Voldemort, the words “Avada Kedavra”, and then a flash of green light. Then blackness.

Everything was black, there was nothing, I was just sinking in darkness, I don’t know how long, until suddenly, I was back, and Lord Voldemort was still there, pointing a...

When that business was finished her wrist was throbbing from her flesh as terrible pain shot up her left arm. She went back downstairs to see Severus pacing alone in the gathering room. He looked to see Lenzetta and slightly smiled.
    “Hurts like hell don’t it? The mark I mean,” he said as she entered.
    “Yes…it burns actually…is that normal?” Lenzetta questioned. Snape nodded his head in reply to her question.
    “You’ll find Bellatrix down the hall, first door on your right,” he said as he pointed down a corridor....

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A MILEY FAN! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN SONG TO PARODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE BOTH DON'T LIKE MILEY, AND WE WANTED A SONG WE THOUGHT MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE HEARD

A Pardoy Of "Can't Be Tamed", from the point of view of Bellatrix. I always thought she had a "Can't be Tamed" Attitude, XD
Big thank you to PaulInDaHood, for helping me write this.

For those who don't know me, I am insa-ane
Crucio-ing muggles every day
'Cause it's fun doing that
Everyone everywhere screams whenever I come by
'cause they know they're gonna die,
'Cause I kill like that

I crucio people 'till they're dead...

The last week or so I have spent at a *shudder* MUGGLE ski resort. I was accompanied by several accomplices who shall remain nameless, just in case this report falls into the wrong hands. (Such as the foolish ministry’s). Upon arriving at the ski resort, the stupid muggle behind the desk was no match for our evilness. One Imperio and he upgraded our rooms to suites and handed us the contents of the cash register, which adds an impressive amount to our funds, by the way, Master. (That, AND robbing the gift shop! *See later paragraphs*)

The next morning, we were ready for the fun to begin. Not...

Voldemort first laid eyes on Dolores Umbridge when he was at the ministry one day, impersonating the head of the Auror office. He figured it would be a great opportunity to not only stop them from their nation-wide manhunts for his Death Eaters, he could also Imperius them and hopefully kill a few. His stomach tingled with excitement.

As Cornelius Fudge walked by, engrossed in conversation with some lady, Voldemort debated and decided against Imperiusing him to do something stupid in front of everybody. He would have plenty of time to embarrass that idiot Minister when he finally rose to full...

Hullo, my name's Alexia Lyneth. Call me whatever nickname you wish, I don't mind much. Now, this interview is mandatory, oui? *Rolls eyes* Fine, let's just get this over with. The less time we spend on this, the more time we can spend fighting for the Dark Lord.
As I said up top, my name's Alexia. My mother named me that, named after some important person in the ministry, I think? I don't remember, nor do I care.
Anyway, I'm 18, and just ran away from Hogwarts to join the death eaters. But that doesn't matter, it's not like I'm not officially an adult or anything...
Why did I join? Simple, my...

The walls are illuminated by one small candle. Xander lies on his back staring at the ceiling above him. The shadows of both him and his novel crazed companion Josh dance upon the walls. The room is silent for a moment until Xander sighs heavily and turns to his side.

    “What’s wrong, Xan?” Josh questions, only glancing away from his book for a split moment.

    “She knows, Josh,” Xander replied pointedly.

Josh groaned in annoyance and practically threw his book aside.

    “Look, you really need to elaborate on what you...

    The sun bleeds across the horizon. He strokes her back gently as the first glimpse of light becomes present in the sky. When the sun shows its full bloom, she turns to him. Her deep eyes gazing into his own, a smile etched on her face.

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise…
    
“I love you, Roddy.”

    He knows it isn’t true, but Bellatrix black was a fantastic actress. Yes, Rodolphus knows it’s not true, the love is fake. It’s only a lust for power. But does he protest? No. He accepts it. He feels that he must find...

“What’s the matter Potter? Afraid to fight me? You shouldn’t be since you do every damn day we see each other!” Snape yelled angrily at his enemy.
    “Oh that’s it Sev!” And with that, James lunged at Snape, tackling him to the floor. Hitting and punching went on for about seven minutes before a spell was shot at Jame’s back, disabling his mobility. Snape stared up at James in shock and finally pushed the frozen teenager off of him. He looked to the direction in which the spell came, stunned to see Bellatrix Black’s wand smoking at it’s tip.
    “Why...

The Black Lake holds a misty fog as young Severus Snape stands at the edge of the murky water. Twenty minutes he had been standing there. Twenty minutes he had been waiting. It had been too long and the night brought a freezing air. Why had he even expected her to come? It was stupid, she wouldn’t come to accept his apology…Not after how badly he had spoken about her blood. She was probably curled up by the fire in the Gryffindore common room with her new love.
    “Damn it, James,” Snape muttered aloud to himself.
    Snape hated James Potter with...

Lenzetta’s POV

    “No!” the child screamed as he backed against the wall, holding a knife with a shaky hand. I laughed at him as tears trickled down his cheeks and dropped to the floor. “Please, I won’t mention you were here-”
    “Liar,” I said in a low tone as I advanced towards the small boy. I could here his mother sobbing from the other room and his father screaming cuss words at the top of his lungs. I had to tie them to a chair if my one man raid were able to work. I looked at the boy closely. Tears poured from his eyes, his nose...

My name is Alexander Kriechen, but you may call me Xander. I grew up in the city of Aachen Germany with my mother, father, and two brothers Gregory and Jeremiah. I will admit, I’m a half-blood for my mother is a witch and my father a muggle. I guess you can say it took me a while to notice, but when I was about 4 ears old I began to notice my mother’s “powers” as I used to call them. My father was never fond of her being a witch, he didn’t find it at all normal and hoped and prayed that I would not possess the same qualities. My brothers didn’t turn out to be magic so when my “powers”...

"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally. Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all
necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...

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Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...