1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!
2. I LOVE Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*
3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve more time in there for my crimes.
4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.
5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!
6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?
7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?
8. Muggles are actually quite clever!
9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......
10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?
11. Harry really just needs a hug....
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