Funny Things to Write in a Graduation Card

1. No one can call you dumb any more. Bigger words will have to be used such as ignoramus.
2. Your brain just became priceless!
3. It's good to know someone so educated. I won't need to use the internet when I have a question. I'll just ask my know-it-all friend.
4. The cap and gown are used once, but your student loans last much longer.
5. Now that you did your time as a student, you get a free pass to an easy life. No one tells you about it until you graduate and are inducted into the secret club. Welcome!
6. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that...