The next day, Ariel was in homeroom and some guy who was sitting next to blondie asked Ariel "Hey, is that your natural hair color?"
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn or you can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" said a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly said "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do you guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and said "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel said trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take you there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get you in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel said with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would you look at Cinderella Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue spaghetti strap tank top with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then said "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel said "That one there is Cinderella Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.Flynn sat next to her in English last year and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel said with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried by loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much more than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The star of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"
Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her favorite movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.
"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel said with an annoyed tone.
"Every year we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial. You got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people you will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.
As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and milk at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a question "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can you answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your muffin buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are you such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, you were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White said with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, you do not come to a party at my castle then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. You can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa said "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora said sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what home school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora said with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel said confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So you agree, you think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are you a human?" Cinderella asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, you can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could you give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to Cinderella and Snow White.
"OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted by Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see you tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" Cinderella added.