hips are way to hipster, so is a good personality, songs, a man.....
I think we all know that hips don't lie. They clearly will show you a good princess from a bad one. I for one, really think hips deserve more recognition because they make or break a princess. So yeah, let's start with the hip mania. *I'd leave now, this articles gonna be pretty intense*
Ariel's hips are the biggest liars I've ever met! They walk in like, whaddup I got some big scales, and walks out with human hips. (Did you see that pop culture reference, I'm like the movie Hercules) It's like, whoa. What. Just. Happened. I'm just gonna stop right here because Ariel's hips are almost the most sensitive of the crowd.
Snow's just got all the right moves in all the wrong places. Now let me just say, Snow's hips are way better than she's given credit for, they just haven't grown in. I'm sure if we saw Snow 3/4 years later her hips would be killer! Sadly, we don't, so Snow'll have to stay at ninth.
Mulan's hips are almost nonexistent. I honestly had to use a magnifying glass for half the movie to find them! In the armor it's the worst, her hips look like crushed tanks, it's just terrible. I'm sorry Mulan, but I'd get some hip implants, maybe from your cheeks, they seemed pretty puffy when you ate.
Punz is lucky. Her hips are computer animated. PLUS they're magically enhanced. They should have been the perfect hips, but sadly they were just there. They did nothing to help Punz throughout the movie, they just sat there. It's tragic, really.
Belle's hips are where this list starts taking a turn for the better. Belle's hips are terribly average, it's really sad to be honest. They could've been big and belumptuous like her brain, but no they're just there.
Cindy had to have good hips. I mean she's frount and center on almost all the merchandise, so bad hips would be a big no-no. So yeah, her hips are pretty good, but clearly there are better.
Jasmine's hips are like BAMM! They're the things that stole Aladdin's heart. She probably shook her hips all the time to match her attitude. Her hips are like an hourglass, and her outfit really complements them. It's nice.
I really wanted to put her lower, I mean frog hips GROSS. But yeah, they're clearly Tiana's best feature. Her hips probably got strong from all her waitress work, she really should show her hips off more with some hip shaking.
Poca's hips, wait no her entire being is just so perfect. Her hips just define her. Imagine Poca without her hips, it's like DEATH. Poca's hips call the spirits of the forest, and they are the things that stop the war. Case closed.
Aurora's hips are just perfect. Her outfits really flatter her hips and makes them just stand out. She doesn't hide her hips, she embraces her hips. I would defiantly trust her hips with all my secrets, because they defiantly don't lie, they're as truthful as it gets.
So there you have it, love a princess's personality or not, her hips makes her or brakes her.
I'm pretty sure I just wasted my life